FYI ben, I'll get excited when one you can tell me where dark energy comes from. Right now all I see are lots of sky claims,
Good. Because we don't know where dark energy comes from, we just
see its effects observationally. The observed effects are
inconsistent with laboratory physics.
When we look into the sky and see
ordinary laboratory physics ... well, it gets published as a normal discovery and we move on. Normal plasma physics---shocks, waves, the magnetorotational instability, whistler modes? We see all of that. Nuclear physics---fusion, neutron capture, spallation, neutrinos? We see all of that. Strong-field point-source gravity? Gravity waves? Weak-limit gravity? Gravitational lensing? Shapiro delays? We see all of that.
Throw in
everything we've ever seen in the lab, and that doesn't explain the high-redshift cosmology data. Sorry. No matter what it is (dark energy, f(R), quintessence, variable-speed-of-light) it's definitely something we haven't seen in the lab as of 2011.
Again: either prove me wrong---I'm still waiting for your amazing alternative hypothesis---or
get used to it. That's what nature handed us, we don't get a choice in the matter.