Coulter: If not Christie; Romney; lose.

[Thunder]

Christie is Italian, from New Jersey, is pro-choice, and a Roman Catholic. Which basically makes him a Jew.

He can't win.

 

[leftysergeant]

At least she's got some A-league brainpower.

She also has a batcrapcrazy problem.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

I think Christie would lose by a wider margin than Romney would.

A wider margin than his waistline?

Fat presidents went out with mutton chop sideburns.

 

[gnome]

I'd rather her than Palin or Bachman, if we're going the Republichick route. At least she's got some A-league brainpower.

That's actually not something I'd heard attributed to her before. What gave you that impression?

 

[Spindrift]

I'd rather her than Palin or Bachman, if we're going the Republichick route. At least she's got some A-league brainpower.

Your analogy is correct but not for the reason you may think.

A league is the lowest minor leagues in baseball besides rookie leagues. It's way below the major leagues.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

That's actually not something I'd heard attributed to her before. What gave you that impression?

Her Adam's apple.


What?

 

[EGarrett]

This thread has led to my discovery of Chris Christie, who I am now extremely impressed by. It's good to know that the Republican Party hasn't totally devolved into idiot-worship.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

This thread has led to my discovery of Chris Christie, who I am now extremely impressed by. It's good to know that the Republican Party hasn't totally devolved into idiot-worship.

He's overweight.

 

[EGarrett]

If you want to spam threads with bad jokes, please go to the Forum Community section.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

This thread has led to my discovery of Chris Christie, who I am now extremely impressed by. It's good to know that the Republican Party hasn't totally devolved into idiot-worship.

I'm not. Christie acts like a schoolyard bully.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

Just like Pawlenty looks like Fredo, Christie is the reincarnation of Luca Brasi

 

[daredelvis]

He's overweight.

Thus the need to have a car drive him 100 yards.

Right before the lineup cards were being exchanged on the field, a noise from above distracted the spectators as the 55-foot long helicopter buzzed over trees in left field, circled the outfield and landed in an adjacent football field. Christie disembarked from the helicopter and got into a black car with tinted windows that drove him about a 100 yards to the baseball field.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/05/gov_christie_arrives_at_sons_h.html

During the 5th inning, Christie and First Lady Mary Pat Christie got into the car, rode back to the helicopter and left the game. During a pitching change, play was stopped for a couple of minutes while the helicopter took off.

Lazy lazy lazy...

Daredelvis

 

[joobie]

a helicopter paid for by the taxpayers. good thing he's the fiscally responsible governor of a state that can't afford police officers.

 

[hgc]

Seriously. If you show up at your kid's ballgame in any helicopter other than one you bought with your own money, then you're a first rate douche.

 

[daredelvis]

Seriously. If you show up at your kid's ballgame in any helicopter other than one you bought with your own money, then you're a first rate douche.

Unless you are classy enough to have a car on hand to drive you the 100 yards between the game and the helicopter... oh, what am I saying... "first rate douche" is right on the money.

Daredelvis

 

[AlBell]

Our lefty libs are aware of the problem.

http://www.iwatchnews.org/2011/05/3...government-owned-limos-has-soared-under-obama

Now, carry on whacking Gov. Christie for fiscal mismanagement.

 

[hgc]

Yer funny

 

[leftysergeant]

Our lefty libs are aware of the problem.

http://www.iwatchnews.org/2011/05/3...government-owned-limos-has-soared-under-obama

Now, carry on whacking Gov. Christie for fiscal mismanagement.

So, tell, wise one. What is the difference in cost between taking a limo 100 miles or a helicopter?

Be sure to factor in the weight of that tub of sociopath.

 

[cwalner]

Seriously. If you show up at your kid's ballgame in any helicopter other than one you bought with your own money, then you're a first rate douche.

Please be more precise. would you say he is .7, .8, or .9 on the Edwards scale?

 

[hgc]

Please be more precise. would you say he is .7, .8, or .9 on the Edwards scale?

Oh jeez. It's not on the same scale. Edwards is measured on the Boneheaded Self-Destruction scale, not the Douchiness scale.