May Stundie Nominations

I found that the hot water conspiracy guy I posted about above linked to another hot water conspiracy guy. I will only be quoting the best parts but be sure to read the whole page because it's pretty funny:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/tucker/tucker43.html

You may have had a sense lately that something is just not right in your domestic life, not calamitously bad but just bad enough to be annoying on a daily basis and in seemingly unpredictable ways.

You are not alone. In fact, a huge variety of personal and social problems trace to a single source.

First an inventory to establish what I mean:

You have the vague sense that your bed linens are not so much comforting you as hemming you in, restricting you and just not breathing as they should;
To clean your bathtub and kitchen sink requires an inordinate amount of cleanser and bleach;
Whereas you remember showers that once refreshed you, they now leave you only feeling wet;
It should be pleasure to put on a bright white crisp undershirt but instead it seems rather routine, dull, even uneventful;
The mop has a dusky smell of an old rag and you keep having to replace it to get rid of the reappearing and never disappearing stink;
Your dinner tonight reminds you of your dinner last night and that night before, and the flavors seem to be piling up into one big haze.
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I haven't noticed any of these things. Has anyone else here? Since when is putting on an undershirt supposed to be an exciting experience?

These are just six of the many dozens of typical symptoms of one of the most common household problems in American today. What is that problem? The simplicity of the answer might shock you: your water heater is set at too low a temperature.

Most people don't want to think about their water heaters. It is a subject we would rather avoid. It just sort of sits there like a steel totem-poll in a dusty closet that is otherwise not used for much because there is not room for much else. The heater itself seems intimidating, plastered with strange insulating devices and warning stickers. It is something to be touched only by specialists. We even fear cleaning behind it, worrying that we will be zapped or scorched.
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Is anyone here actually afraid of their hot water heaters?

Chances are that your water temperature is set at 120 degrees. This is the preferred temperature of the establishment. Water heaters are shipped this way and installed this way. The regulations on new home construction mandate it to be this way. Who thinks to change it?

But 120 degrees? Come on. By the time the water leaves the heater and travels through the pipes and hits the air before landing whenever it is supposed to land, chances are that it will fall to 118 degrees. In the dead of winter, with pipes running under the house, it can be even lower.

Think about this: 118 degrees is the temperature at which yeast thrives. It is the temperature for proofing. What does that tell you? It tells you that things can grow at 118 degrees.

In other words, this is too warm! To know what 118 degrees feels like, imagine a bowl of water that you stick your hand in. It is warm, even quite warm, but you don't really have the drive to pull your hand out to keep yourself safe. You can adjust. You know what? Everything adjusts to 118 degrees: germs, viruses, bacteria, dirt, smudge, sludge, stink, dust, and every other damnable thing in the world. All of this lives, even thrives, at 118 degrees.

Revelation 3:16 has it right: "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spew thee out of my mouth."

Who came up with the idea that the standard temperature should be 120 degrees? The usual bunch: governments that want to impose a variety of deprivations on you, anti-energy people who think the less technological consumption the better, environmentalists who want to stamp out all things bright and beautiful, litigious lawyers who have intimidated heater makers, and safety freaks of all sorts. A quick search shows all.

We know these people. They are the people who say we should eat our own garbage, invite bats to live in our attics, and refrain from killing mosquitoes in the marsh. They are the ones who gave us toilets that don't flush and shower heads that don't spray. They seem to think we should all go around dirty and dissatisfied, and that anything resembling clean, neat, and, well, civilized has to be stamped out.
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The "establishment" has a preferred hot water temperature? I have never been told to eat my own garbage or invite bats to live in my attic. Has anyone here had that happen to them?

A brief note on shoes. Have you ever bought a new pair because your old ones…stank? Of course they did. Your socks are not getting clean. They infect your shoes. Oh sure, try to keep it at bay with Dr. Scholl's. It won't work. A shoe stink sticks forever. You thought you had a physical disability, and embarrassing foot odor problem. Nope. It's your hot water heater.
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I have never had to replace a pair of shoes because they stank. Maybe this guy just has feet that stink.
 
freud said:
I'm new and don't have a lot of posts under my belt, so I hope there's no criteria I have to meet before nominating something, but I felt this was deserving. From a conspiracy forum on GameFAQs, a video game website. He's talking about the Twin Towers here:




I can't link because of my post count, but you can view the full post here @ i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/freudbag/flashoflight.jpg
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Here it is:

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freud said:
I'm new and don't have a lot of posts under my belt, so I hope there's no criteria I have to meet before nominating something, but I felt this was deserving. From a conspiracy forum on GameFAQs, a video game website. He's talking about the Twin Towers here:




I can't link because of my post count, but you can view the full post here @ www.i34.photobucket.com/albums/d110/freudbag/flashoflight.jpg
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Clickity-Click edition anyone?? LOL!!!

The logic is so *******, we can only laugh!!

PS. Fixed the link for you.
 
This hot water thing is one of the stranger ones I've come across.
 
Surely encountering more bugs will just exercise your immune system a bit more, and make you stronger, rather than more emasculated?
 
freud said:
I'm new and don't have a lot of posts under my belt, so I hope there's no criteria I have to meet before nominating something, but I felt this was deserving.
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Wow, that's brilliant - for all those sheeple who've been lied to by the government about how long 12 seconds is, because they'd never figure it out for themselves! Nice find, and welcome to the forums.

Dave
 
Whereas you remember showers that once refreshed you, they now leave you only feeling wet;
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Perhaps he is showering after the teenage daughter...;). That's the only time my showers are not hot enough. This guy must be a miserable sot with all these discomforts in his life. Imagine! No longer enjoying the pleasure of putting on that clean undershirt! :)
 
X said:
Hi Sabretooth. I got a question...
I may have accidentally winked left-right-left (I do confuse those sometimes). They gave me a form called the 1040_NWO form. I filled it out, and did the whole triplicate record of posts and 500 word essay thing. When I took it into the Toys 'R Us, I got white mug with a big black splotch on it. Now I keep seeing things, sort of like short, oddly-shaped people in dark suits. I think. They disappear as soon as I look directly at them. But I never noticed them before. I thought it was normal, but now I read your post, calling the form a 1040-NWO and talking about Star Wars mugs. I'm getting a little worried. Do you perchance know what will happen to me? And who I need to contact to get the creepy disappearing things away from me? Sometimes I think they're trying to touch me...
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Oh man...this could be a problem. The 1040_NWO form is what they give to members of Congress. You usually have to hand them a photocopy of your NWO Corporate Business ID and a list of all the civilians you killed in the past year. It's OK...I think we can fix this....

You're going to have to go to a Target store and pick up a revised form 966-SH and a 1099-T-ONLYSLIGHTLYEZ filer. Just ask the register cashier for a pair of pants size 56-32. She'll probably give you a look of sorrow and disgust. Just give her a double thumbs up, followed by a two-finger salute, then pat the thighs of your legs...however, if you're wearing blue Crocs sandles, you can skip the last step...just point at your feet with both ring fingers instead. She'll hand you an orange envelope. Take the bus or train home and leave your car in the lot.

The envelope isn't tricky to open this time, but you'll notice the pages inside are blank. Don't worry, they are supposed to be. You can only read what's on the pages by locking yourself in a dark room and viewing the papers with a black light.

Now, you can only fill out the forms by using a toothpick dipped in lemon juice, but you probably knew that already. You'll have to write another essay explaining why you screwed up and that you understand the penalties are that you can't attend NWO meetings for the rest of the year and upon your return you have to supply the NWO HQ with egg salad sammiches* made with real mayo** (*yes, that's the right spelling, and **yes, real mayo...none of that Miracle Whip crap).

Now, you have to include a newspaper clipping that has words scratched out to make a headline sound sexist. You know...like "Local Woman Loves to Drive to Florida to Bang on Metal Pipes". If there are any pictures with the article, make sure to include them and stamp a smiley face over everyone's face.

Next, you have to wrap your completed forms and clipping in paper coffee filters sewn together with yellow sewing thread. Don't use the "cone" type filters, as they are far too fancy and they will think you're trying too hard. Take the package to the nearest Steak 'n' Shake restaurant. Walk directly into the kitchen...but make sure you do so walking with a limp and one hand over your eyes. When someone says, "hey, you can't go in there", turn and shout, "Never Wander Outside!" and give the same salute progression you gave the Target cashier. The manager will come out, take your package, and he will give you a look of sorrow and disgust. Sometimes, they give you a milkshake at half-off...but only if your carrying photos of circus-folk in your wallet. Just a heads up.

That should do it...and you can start collecting NWO checks in a short 6-8 months from now! ;)
 
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Our very on Tony Szamboti answering my questions (or rather avoiding) on an Amazon review of Jonathan Kay's new book:

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1FAIE...ewest&cdThread=Tx3EC331WR5TS48#wasThisHelpful

Regarding my question as to why their sample of "thermite" has a much lower ignition point than thermite is known to have.

The thermite vs. nanothermite ignition temperature is not germane. The issue is "why would nano-thermite have been found in that dust?".
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And secondly, quit bring up the fact that I have the burden of proof to support claims that I am making!

I don't wish to continue this conversation with someone like you James as you are showing a serious bias here when you say things like "the burden of proof is on you".
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Any house with small children should keep the thermostat set to 140f or lower to prevent accidental scalding.

Cool chart for scalding temps/time of contact:
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http://www.accuratebuilding.com/services/legal/charts/hot_water_burn_scalding_graph.html

Meanwhile, if you want to kill germs you need to expose them to 175f or higher for 5 to 10 minutes just to lower the population to a manageable level

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterilization_(microbiology)
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/baby/formula/sterilising/
 
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