May Stundie Nominations

Here's another quote from that anti-vaxxer. I love it because, while technically correct, completely misses the point.

Rate of encephalitis without exposure to measles and vaccines: 0, nada, zilch
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So are anti-vaxxers also pro-bubble boy type living?
 
I wonder if that logic works for other things too. "Officer, that's not an unregistered handgun, that's a magical boom stick."
 
Alareth said:
Well if we are going to start harvesting comments from Orac's blog I'd like to nominate Sid Offit's entire body of work.
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No way am I so cruel as to subject everyone to that.
 
Clayton Moore is producing an impressive body of work, but I think this may be his magnum opus. Apparently, a controlled demolition can be distinguished from a collapse because it produces more debris.

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What I'm saying is that using your premise of the how of the collapse does not jive with the minuscule amount of debris. The only way that level of destruction could be attained would be some type of controlled demolition.
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But do the explosives conjure additional debris out of warp space, or does a collapse vanish away a major part of it? In short, is it a CD or a collapse that violates the conservation of mass-energy? I think we should be told.

(And I'm very much afraid that we might be.)

Dave
 
Dave Rogers said:
Clayton Moore is producing an impressive body of work, but I think this may be his magnum opus. Apparently, a controlled demolition can be distinguished from a collapse because it produces more debris.

Dave
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I'm reading that the other way around. Your premise (gravity collapse) doesn't comport with the miniscule amount of debris. Only a controlled demolition could reduce the building to essentially powder, and thus result in an apparent lack of debris. But hey, the whole "no debris" claim is just nuts, so who knows? Obviously, none of those people actually went there during the cleanup :(
 
RedIbis never bothered to look up "theology" before posting his foot in his mouth:

RedIbis said:
Maybe that's because they're not trained speakers, they're trained scientists.

Gage, Jones, Griffin, none are particularly charasmatic speakers.
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Sabretooth said:
They didn't tell you?

When doing your taxes, you need to file the 1040-NWO form. Most libraries and Home Depot's have them. Just ask the curator/customer service desk for a "pack of Juicy Fruit gum", and wink with each eye in a 3-2-3 code, starting with the right eye. They will give you the form sealed in an envelope that has the NWO stamp embossed on the back. Now go straight home...making sure to take the long way by taking various side-streets and back-roads. Make sure no one is following you by randomly slamming on your brakes. Once you get home, sit in your car for a good quarter-hour. Most truthers only have an attention span of 2 minutes 30 seconds...or the average span of a youtube video. Fifteen minutes is plenty of time for them to lose interest and head back to mommy's basement.

Now, opening the envelope is tricky. Use your finger to lace the opening with a little bit of water, then stick it in the microwave set on High for 4:11. Do not go 4:12, as that will trigger the self-destruct mechanism! From here on out, you'll have to handle the form with oven mitts...so it may be a bit tricky filling it in. I'd recommend getting in some practice writing before getting into it.

The first part of the form is easy, just your name and address. You'll have to list all your internet forum handles as well. This is so they can track your posts and ensure you are not a truther.

Now, the hard part. You'll have to print off all of your internet posts from the previous year...in triplicate. Make sure the printer is stocked up on ink. Next, you have to write a 500 word summary report on how you plan to continue your dis-info campaign. I got around this by just typing "truthers are stupid" over and over again. Add a few smilies and pictures of Judy Wood falling off a bridge for good measure.

Where the form asks you for the earned income, just put the code amount $91,120.01. You can also use $72,019.69 as a first time filer...it's kind of like a signing bonus. Make sure you sign in the appropriate places, and put your initials next to each line that you filled in…as well as each page of your internet posting report and dis-info summary.

Now, bundle them all together. You can’t use staples! They clog the shredding machines. So bind all of your documents using triple-twist twine made from hemp. You can get hemp twine from Walmart. Just ask the customer service desk for “government issue P-45”. They always have a bunch in the back where they keep the Bluray discs of the unaltered Zapruder Kennedy assassination films where you see an Army Ranger sniper walking into the frame with a government issue M-1 Garand. Don’t ask me how I know this. Make sure you have the 1040-NWO form on top, followed by your summary, followed by your triplicates. Wrap the neatly tied up papers in wax paper. Now wrap the bundle again in tinfoil. Use some more twine to tie up your tinfoil bundle. Remember, not following protocol will get your form rejected.

This part makes me mad, cuz you can’t send the bundle through the Postal Service. You have to personally take your unmarked bundle to the Toys ‘R Us store in Williston, VT. There, you have to hand your package to woman named Cheyenne (or Barb). Tell her it’s “a package of homemade rum raisin cookies” during the exchange…she will, in turn, hand you a ceramic coffee mug with your first name on it. Make sure your mug has either Barbie or Star Wars characters on it.

If you did everything right, you should start getting checks in 12-16 weeks! At the very least, you get a mug out of it! Good luck!
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Hi Sabretooth. I got a question...
I may have accidentally winked left-right-left (I do confuse those sometimes). They gave me a form called the 1040_NWO form. I filled it out, and did the whole triplicate record of posts and 500 word essay thing. When I took it into the Toys 'R Us, I got white mug with a big black splotch on it. Now I keep seeing things, sort of like short, oddly-shaped people in dark suits. I think. They disappear as soon as I look directly at them. But I never noticed them before. I thought it was normal, but now I read your post, calling the form a 1040-NWO and talking about Star Wars mugs. I'm getting a little worried. Do you perchance know what will happen to me? And who I need to contact to get the creepy disappearing things away from me? Sometimes I think they're trying to touch me...
 
sylvan8798 said:
I'm reading that the other way around. Your premise (gravity collapse) doesn't comport with the miniscule amount of debris. Only a controlled demolition could reduce the building to essentially powder, and thus result in an apparent lack of debris.
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Yeah, you're right. I think my brain had a partial shutdown because the whole idea was too stupid for me to comprehend.

Dave
 
X said:
I'm getting a little worried. Do you perchance know what will happen to me? And who I need to contact to get the creepy disappearing things away from me? Sometimes I think they're trying to touch me...
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Try the Full Body Foil Wrap (FBFW). That makes you hard to see and unappealing to touch. Be sure to put the shiny side out for the most effective shielding.
 
Underground overground Wombling free....

http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059914245&postcount=17

"The term "sun" is sometimes used metaphorically, that it represents the source of energy and thereby life. There is another "sun" in this sense, which is the core of the Earth. IT produces enough heat and magnetism to power the life that lives beneath the surface of the earth - including the alien (as Icke calls- reptilian) population."
 
Erock said:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059914245&postcount=17

"The term "sun" is sometimes used metaphorically, that it represents the source of energy and thereby life. There is another "sun" in this sense, which is the core of the Earth. IT produces enough heat and magnetism to power the life that lives beneath the surface of the earth - including the alien (as Icke calls- reptilian) population."
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Well, according to Justice League, there is! It's a red sun... Screwed up Supergirl's powers...
 
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