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Dude crucifies himself

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I wonder if he had a messiah complex or what he was thinking.

Police say South Korean man found crucified in stone quarry likely killed himself without help

The 58-year-old man was wearing only underwear and a crown of thorns when he was found May 1 — one week after Easter — in an abandoned stone quarry in the country’s south. His hands and feet were nailed to the cross, there was a stab wound in his abdomen and nylon strings were tied around his neck.

After days of investigation, police said they believe the man, surnamed Kim, committed suicide without any assistance.

Kim is believed to have nailed his feet to the cross, tied his neck to it and stabbed himself in the side. He is then believed to have drilled holes in his hands and slipped them over nails on the cross, Gyeongbuk Provincial Police Agency officers said, describing the death under condition of anonymity because they weren’t authorized to speak to the press.
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They should check his tomb in three days and see if he's still dead. ;)
 
What I want to know is if he died to forgive my sins or not. If my sins are all double-forgiven I must get karma-credit or something, right?
 
Kim is believed to have nailed his feet to the cross, tied his neck to it and stabbed himself in the side. He is then believed to have drilled holes in his hands and slipped them over nails on the cross, Gyeongbuk Provincial Police Agency officers said, describing the death under condition of anonymity because they weren’t authorized to speak to the press.
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Very clever, these Christian loonies.
 
Rasmus said:
What I want to know is if he died to forgive my sins or not. If my sins are all double-forgiven I must get karma-credit or something, right?
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I think so, but you have to accept him as your personal savior first.

It's good to have choices in these things. :)
 
His hands and feet were nailed to the cross, there was a stab wound in his abdomen and nylon strings were tied around his neck.

After days of investigation, police said they believe the man, surnamed Kim, committed suicide without any assistance.
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oh really? :confused:
 
Ian Osborne said:
Did you believe the paragraph after that where it's explained how he did it?
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I have no reason not to. It sounds difficult but not impossible.

If you go to the full article:

Officials simulated some elements of the crucifixion and concluded that an adult male could perform the act on his own, the agency said....

Police said they found the man’s notes planning the crucifixion.
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Ian Osborne said:
Did you believe the paragraph after that where it's explained how he did it?
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Why not? When the Soviets invaded Hungary in late 1956, many of the leaders of the Hungarian committed suicide by jumping off tall buildings. However, because the winter was coming and it was pretty cold, they were considerate enough to close the window behind them.
 
AdMan said:
Did you miss the paragraph after that where it's explained how he did it?
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yep indeed did not read it, and after reading i must say, his hands where thus not nailed on a cross.
 
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