Merged Osama had a porn stash...?

[Mr.D]

OBL was already known to be a pretty big wanker.

Osama bin Wankin'?

 

[A'isha]

And OBL claimed moral superiority over the west... He was just as horny as the rest of us.

I, for one, am utterly shocked that a fundamentalist religious zealot turned out to be a hypocrite. That never happens!

 

[fuelair]

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OBL was already known to be a pretty big wanker.
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With only a small part to play.........
with.

 

[Puppycow]

So, any bets about what bin Laden would be interested in? Some hot Terrorist on goat action? Wet Bhurka contests?

Put me down for tentacle porn.

 

[Puppycow]

I heard a rumor he also drank Coca-Cola.

 

[bigred]

I think it's hilarious that we have people going "nothing wrong with porn!" yet are so skittish about it they refuse to even type the word on an anonymous online message board.

Also funny to me is being surprised that Bin Laden had any. You mean he isn't the devout, noble Muslim he pretended to be?? Wait.....maybe all this terrorism isn't about homage to God?? GASP

 

[andyandy]

Whilst this makes a good story and could well be true, let's not forget that there's a pretty decent chance this is just being made up - "leaked" by trusted unammed sources - just to try and undermine the guy's appeal to his wannabe Jihadis.....

Expect more in the coming months from "senior Pentagon officials" on everything from Osama's beard dye to his secret stash of American whisky to his good-time-donkey.....

 

[Puppycow]

We're beginning to learn of some of the titles in his collection:

Talibunnies
Screw Ewe
Bangladesh Backdoor Boys
Pashtun Passion: Thursdays are for Man Love
Deep Goat
Hot Burka Nights
Kandahar Kinks
Anal Arabs 4
72 Virgins, 1 Cup

 

[Darth Rotor]

Maybe the burkah babes just didn't do it for him, so he did for himself with a little visual assist.

He's human, enemy or no.

 

[keale]

LOL!

 

[egslim]

I think bin Laden was a hypocrite, like most megalomaniacal terrormongers.

Correction, like most people. The vast majority of Homo Sapiens are either self-admitted hypocrites or deluded about it.

Wait.....maybe all this terrorism isn't about homage to God?? GASP

That's like claiming an atheist who utters the phrase "oh my god" isn't a real atheist.

Both christianity and islam demand moral standards basically designed to make believers fail. A devout believer who realizes his personal life isn't virtuous enough is more likely to compensate with evangelism and/or jihad.

 

[JihadJane]

What a sorry, sad display of US delinquency.

 

[McHrozni]

I wouldn't put it past CIA to make this up, in order to change the perception of Osama in the muslim world. A believable conspiracy theory, imagine that.

Neither this option, nor the option where he really had a stash of hardcore porn at home would be terribly surprising.

McHrozni

 

[dafydd]

What a sorry, sad display of US delinquency.

It's called wit,darling,no need to worry your pretty little head about it. The West did not force Osama to amass a porn collection.Now I am going to watch Debbie Does Baghdad.

 

[dafydd]

I wouldn't put it past CIA to make this up, in order to change the perception of Osama in the muslim world. A believable conspiracy theory, imagine that.

Neither this option, nor the option where he really had a stash of hardcore porn at home would be terribly surprising.

McHrozni

Here's a hint. He was a man.

 

[JihadJane]

It's called wit,darling,no need to worry your pretty little head about it. The West did not force Osama to amass a porn collection.Now I am going to watch Debbie Does Baghdad.

Q.E.D.

 

[EGarrett]

The first issue I brought up to my family over the phone after this news broke was that we're going to find out if his porn was anti-Muslim.

Human instinct is more powerful than human tradition or human moral constructs.

 

[EGarrett]

Oh, btw, the title of this thread could be misread as "Osama had a porn 'stache...?"

But it's too early in the morning for me to think up the proper joke.

 

[Cainkane1]

Bin Ladens porn stash found

http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-national/osama-bin-laden-had-porno-the-pakistani-compound

I wonder what the nature of the porn was?

 

[bigred]

That's like claiming an atheist who utters the phrase "oh my god" isn't a real atheist.

Hardly.

But while you mention it, I also find it funny how skittish people here are about using that very phrase or those similar. Lotta closet theists/theistphobes.