Damien Evans
Up The Irons
You got to be analytically defunct on a large scale when you simplify the issue the way you did. The causes and influences are far more intricate than you can possibly imagine and process, and there is an indication that atheism leads to homosexuality and not the other way around, as you think it's the case. Just listen to the tape . . .
Heather: What kept you? You never showed up for the sermon. Father Yonk was wonderful.
Bill: Honey, I need to tell you something.
Heather: What is it?
Bill: I was late, coz I had sex with Jim.
Heather: I don't believe this!!!!!!
Bill: Neither do I, but that's what happened.
It took only five weeks and the lack of belief made the couple to quit the church. Later, Heather unexpectedly fell in love with a police women who gave her a traffic ticket for driving under the influence of atheism.
Truly Epix Fail.