Do gods wonder where they come from?

[dylan2001]

I never said I believe in God I am simply trying to define what He or she would be.

 

[AdMan]

I never said I believe in God I am simply trying to define what He or she would be.

Why do you capitalize "he" but not "she"?

 

[slingblade]

To whom are you speaking?

 

[DC]

I never said I believe in God I am simply trying to define what He or she would be.

no you are not, you are trolling. learn to use the quote function.
and learn to give a detailed definition before you claim to give a definition.

 

[Alan]

Something that is infinite cannot be less than anything much less two.

I was referring to a number of infinite things, not saying that infinity is a value less than two.

I have one infinitely tall cup. That is less than two infinite cups.

 

[DC]

To whom are you speaking?

me?

 

[dylan2001]

Wow sorry teach I thought this was America. There's a place for you in Iran somewhere. Gotta go have fun.

 

[DC]

I never said I believe in God I am simply trying to define what He or she would be.

well i think you propably want to go in the direction of infinite allknowing allmighty causeless. are those the atributes of your god?

 

[DC]

Wow sorry teach I thought this was America. There's a place for you in Iran somewhere. Gotta go have fun.

this is the internet.
already give up and run away? bye

 

[AdMan]

Wow sorry teach I thought this was America. There's a place for you in Iran somewhere. Gotta go have fun.

At least if you were in Iran they'd probably teach you to use the quote tag.

Bye, have fun.

 

[devnull]

* Open scene, fade in lights - the scene is church steps. A pastor waits.
* Dylan2001 enters, whistling merrily
Pastor: Hello Dylan2001! God be with you!
Dylan2001: and with you Pastor!
Pastor: How is life? What have you been up to?
Dylan2001: Oh, Ive been doing the lord's work!
Pastor: Praise Jesus, do tell!
Dylan2001: Well, I went onto an internet forum full of skeptics, bleated some crap about the capitilisation of "g", made several unsubstantiated claims that I refused to discuss further, proved to everyone that I have absolute no understanding of the concept of infinity or the quote function, redefined a bunch of common terms and then berated everyone for not using them the way I was, then I left in a huff with a crack about Iran!
Pastor: .....
Dylan2001: It was awesome! Those dirty atheists had no response! Therefore, God!
Pastor: well, erm, well done, I suppose? God be with you.
Dylan2001: and you!
* Dylan2001 leaves scene, up the steps, and enters the church
Pastor: Holy snapping duck **** I need a new gig

 

[AdMan]

* Open scene, fade in lights - the scene is church steps. A pastor waits.
* Dylan2001 enters, whistling merrily
Pastor: Hello Dylan2001! God be with you!
Dylan2001: and with you Pastor!
Pastor: How is life? What have you been up to?
Dylan2001: Oh, Ive been doing the lord's work!
Pastor: Praise Jesus, do tell!
Dylan2001: Well, I went onto an internet forum full of skeptics, bleated some crap about the capitilisation of "g", made several unsubstantiated claims that I refused to discuss further, proved to everyone that I have absolute no understanding of the concept of infinity or the quote function, redefined a bunch of common terms and then berated everyone for not using them the way I was, then I left in a huff with a crack about Iran!
Pastor: .....
Dylan2001: It was awesome! Those dirty atheists had no response! Therefore, God!
Pastor: well, erm, well done, I suppose? God be with you.
Dylan2001: and you!
* Dylan2001 leaves scene, up the steps, and enters the church
Pastor: Holy snapping duck **** I need a new gig

 

[slingblade]

me?

What?

 

[JJM 777]

> Does your god ask himself where he came from?
No, he asks the god who he believes in, but tragically and a bit ironically, who does not exist.

> Does a vacuum know why it sucks?
No, a silly question.

> Do right-wingers fly clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Depends on if you are looking at them from below or from above, and whether they are flying belly down or belly up.

> You say things happen. That implies causality.
Actually it doesn´t.

> How could he wonder where He came from if He is everywhere simultaneously.
He could wonder why He is everywhere simultaneously.

 

[Trent Wray]

Does your god ask himself where he came from ?

He came from his genitals. With a capital G

 

[Mudcat]

Can not a god be the one and only true God while being the infinite many gods that are merely just one?

 

[Alan]

Catholicism has something kinda like that.

 

[punshhh]

Wow you are really defensive for a joke forum

They are really defensive because they are a gang of skeptics looking for believers to pounce on. They have to be careful what they say or each one of them could be the next victim.

It is a bit of a joke

 

[punshhh]

But whether or not you capitalize the g differentiates the all knowing from any shmuck on the street. But how could the all knowing wonder where He came form if He exists wverywhere simuotaneously, I ask again.

He might be wondering where he is, if your everywhere simultaneously where exactly is that?

 

[slingblade]

They are really defensive because they are a gang of skeptics looking for believers to pounce on. They have to be careful what they say or each one of them could be the next victim.

Not one word of that is true.

It doesn't even make sense. If we're looking for believers to pounce on, but we aren't believers, how could any one of us be our own "next victim?"

It is a bit of a joke

Oh, we know what the joke really is, trust me.