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April Stundie Nominations

Travis

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Again I want no fooling! Except the fooling that makes for the best Stundies.

Yes, here you nominate the funniest, wrongest statements related to conspiracy theories. Don't forget the links.
 
I will open with one this month from my favourite loon Menard
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059802241&postcount=108
During a post he mentioned the study of the subconscious mind he wrote
IMPLICATION: You could have said "I am not desperate for you to be wrong, thus I have nothing to prove." However you did not disavow the desperation, but the reason for it. This is a classic question avoidance, and is your subconscious at work, and anyone who has studied these things can easily see it.
**** all you have to do is watch some 'Lie To Me' to see this knowledge of how the subconscious works is widely recognized, known and utilized. A trained interrogator LOOKS for those things, and you show the classic signs.
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as opposed to actual study :)
This seems to be a trait with freeman learning, just watch a video or the telly, dont bother going to school or college.

I also love the "see it" bit hahaha he's on a forum
 
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Once again from my favorite site of total nonsense, In Mala Fide:
http://www.inmalafide.com/blog/2011/03/30/a-salute-to-conventional-wisdom/

There is nothing more convincing than experiences and anecdotes from anonymous authors who may be writing thousands of miles away from wherever you are logged on…who can describe behaviors, results or phenomena exactly the way you perceive or experience these things too.
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The author of that sentence is a conspiracy theorist which means that he's saying that the existence of other conspiracy theorists proves his conspiracy theories.

They’ve altered our minds and personalities through their manipulation of the conventional wisdom of our culture, by literally and figuratively emasculating the males and de-feminizing the females to foster a ubiquitous interpersonal relationship dysfunction syndrome amongst the populous.
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There’s a reason it’s called TV PROGRAMMING.
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We are endlessly inundated with depictions and portrayals of the various models of dysfunction and pathology of the human psyche; normalizing deviancy and destroying standards that were once commonly accepted values…all to program our minds to make us much more susceptible to their marketing propaganda to manipulate our behavior for their lucrative schemes.

So take the red pill. Set your mind free. Accept nothing at face value.

Not from the Government, nor from the mainstream mass media.

Always question authority…perhaps not openly — as that could be hazardous to your personal well-being — but at least always in your own mind.
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jargon buster said:
another one from the freeman section, I suspect this guy is really trolling the forum ,but this is a new slant on their terminology
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059808010&postcount=8
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Certainly a few lightbulbs short of a Christmas tree

Our mothers were delivering a product under maritime law and that’s why we are born in a “delivery room.” That’s why the “doc” signs your “berth” certificate, your “certificate of manifest.” You’re kept in the Maternity “Ward.” Why a ward? No other hospital areas are called wards. Prisons have wards and wardens.
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I call April Fools on this. Nobody is so silly.
 
A list of profound density

http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059810402&postcount=354

Brief recap of the elementary physics denials of the deep space hoaxsters:

1) x-rays flow like water from a kitchen faucet

2) air conditioning is possible in a vacuum

3) stars are no brighter in space than they are when viewed through miles of terrestrial atmosphere

4) people on earth would not be able to see an atomic explosion on the lunar surface from earth with a cheap telescope

5) astronauts training for a lunar excusion in temperatures exceeding 200 degrees dont need to train in boiling water

6) geostationary cannot be mimicked using networked high speed switching low earth orbit satellites

7) honest governments would tell us the truth when discovering all flights beyond the upper atmosphere are impossible

8) Radio and telemetry waves leaving earth would not be shredded to pieces by the intense microwave fields of the earths' magnetosphere in the vacuum of deep space

9) what lies beyond the earths' magnetosphere is no worst than 15 minutes exposure to a tanning bed

10) man can be locked up in a cramped capsule and placed in orbit for 14 days in weightlessness then negotiate with skill and precision the steep steps of the recovery helicopter and proceed to march across the deck of the recovery vessel like a seasoned athlete moments after re-entry and splashdown



My favourite was the boiling water bit.:jaw-dropp
 
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?bl...900931539539644631&page=1&token=1301959390917

Brian Good @ SLC Blog:

"I don't claim to be an expert and, unlike you I don't claim to have the answers. I want an official investigation that gives answers i can trust."

"I have building experience and expertise."
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He doesn't trust anything that's official!

For a failed janitor, Brian sure knows how to tell tall tales of himself! He went from being a janitor to a "structural engineer". OMFG!
 
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I wish I could post a quote from the Tell 'Em Steve-Dave podcast, a podcast that won a couple awards for podcasting and is really popular.

Paraphrase of the quote: "I think that Rebecca Black getting so popular so quickly is evidence for the existence of the Illuminati."

But it is a podcast and I think that this might actually be old news to you guys who frequent this forum. I haven't been here in a long while.
 
knife fight colobus said:
I wish I could post a quote from the Tell 'Em Steve-Dave podcast, a podcast that won a couple awards for podcasting and is really popular.

Paraphrase of the quote: "I think that Rebecca Black getting so popular so quickly is evidence for the existence of the Illuminati."

But it is a podcast and I think that this might actually be old news to you guys who frequent this forum. I haven't been here in a long while.
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Don't think this one can qualify as stundie as it might be true.
 
I don't know if I should even be nominating this. I'm just quoting it because I imagine you guys will be as nonplussed by it as I was.

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http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059814229&postcount=105
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Sooner or later it will be there will be a "9/11 never happened" movement, I imagine.

I saw that "poem" in this post:

http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059814229&postcount=105

ETA: Probably a German to English translation.
 
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No CT but I'm putting it up anyway. From the Des Moine Register online, "Your Two Cents Worth",
Observer in Hampton said:
The snow is melting faster because of daylight savings time. There is the same amount of sunlight, but the extra hour of afternoon sun is warmer than the hour of morning sun. Go back to standard time and the melting will slow down and less flooding. Problem solved.
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I can't read that without hearing Zapp Brannigan saying, "Hit that bullseye and this house of cards will fall like dominoes. Checkmate."
 
sts60 said:
No CT but I'm putting it up anyway. From the Des Moine Register online, "Your Two Cents Worth",


I can't read that without hearing Zapp Brannigan saying, "Hit that bullseye and this house of cards will fall like dominoes. Checkmate."
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Oh c'mon! This has gotta count somehow! It's so stupid its beautiful!
 
If that doesn't count, change the rules! (I always said we should have a Science and Medicine version of the Stundies, but when we've tried it's never got off the ground.)

Rolfe.
 
Dave Rogers said:
Your link didn't work for me. I found it here.

And kudos for picking it up; it is impressively, egregiously, monumentally stupid.

Dave
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Thanks for providing a good link; it seems I must have accidentally pasted the article text into the URL.

However, I can't claim credit for discovering this; I actually saw it on the "Headlines" segment of the Tonight Show.
 
sts60 said:
Thanks for providing a good link; it seems I must have accidentally pasted the article text into the URL.
However, I can't claim credit for discovering this; I actually saw it on the "Headlines" segment of the Tonight Show.
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I agree with Dave, it's stunningly beautiful. It is a great pity it's not CT related. Perhaps we should have a special Annual Honourary Stundie award?


Compus
 
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