Assistance required for telepathy proof

golfy said:
I did not say that you could only hear me when I think to you. You assumed that (or acted that way - you being the forum) but I am "on" 24/7 and cannot turn my telepathy off. I am quite aware that people can hear every thought I have - I have been aware of my ability for a long time, why would I not have known that by now?

If you already know that then why ask questions.

I assume you may have tried to look sarcastic but the statement is factual.



golfy
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But I knew all that. I heard it in your thoughts, as did everyone else in the world. Why write it?
 
golfy said:
Answering endless questions has got me how far forward?
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The questions you avoid and evade say more about you than the questions you answer.

You are slowing me down with a burden of mental inability to comprehend the basics.
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Don't let my incredulity slow you down - you just rush ahead and let me know when you've got some quality evidence and/or an application to the MDC :rolleyes:
 
golfy said:
I have a lot of circumstantial evidence that I can and from my personal experiences I am 100% certain that I can transfer ideas and thoughts, words etc to others which can be proven using a polygraph.

Golfy.
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How do you know it doesn't prove that everyone in the world except you is telepathic and we can all read your thoughts but you can't read ours?
 
RoboTimbo said:
How do you know it doesn't prove that everyone in the world except you is telepathic and we can all read your thoughts but you can't read ours?
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Assuming we could only read his thoughts, wouldn't it amount to the same thing? He would still be broadcasting 24/7, we would still be receiving.

Doesn't bear thinking about :covereyes
 
golfy said:
You will see Eddie Jordan who owned Jordan F1 (the yellow car) looking into the camera with a glare of derision. This is Eddie telling me off for causing the false start by shouting "Go!" before the lights went out.
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Please show that footage and explain what you think that moment signifies to your doctor, then ask to be referred to a psychiatrist.
 
golfy said:
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To Pixel42 - why would you not be surprised - if a normal guy walks down the street, what would be the resson for calling him freak?

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Are you saying that you walk down the street and random people who you've never met and never spoken to call you a freak?

Or do they wait until after you start accusing them of reading your mind and lying about it to call you a freak?
 
I'm sorry, (not really), but anyone that believes in telepathy is clueless to how the universe works. Just for starters. There is no way any signals from one brain, as weak has they are to begin with, would know which brain cells in someone else's to go to and only too, to be in anyway understood.

Paul

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So, to summarize:

golfy is telepathic. He knows this.
We all know he is telepathic because we're intercepting his thoughts.
We lie about it to him though, all of us, even though he already knows he's telepathic and we know he knows and he knows we know he knows.

Makes perfect sense, except for one detail:

Why aren't you being paid to advertise products? I mean, your head is just about the world's best advertising medium. Any company stands to make a fortune just by giving you one happy thought about one of their products. Why do you have to pay for things? Why do you have to stand in line at the supermarket? The world should be beating a path to your door.

Unless we're all, like, pod people who are also psychic with each other as well anyway. Are we pod people?
 
Why is it that every time I read the updates to this thread, Can You Read My Mind?, and Margot Kidder come to the front of my mind?

Golfy, are you a Superman fan?

Norm
 
Beelzebuddy said:
So, to summarize:

golfy is telepathic. He knows this.
We all know he is telepathic because we're intercepting his thoughts.
We lie about it to him though, all of us, even though he already knows he's telepathic and we know he knows and he knows we know he knows.

Makes perfect sense, except for one detail:

Why aren't you being paid to advertise products? I mean, your head is just about the world's best advertising medium. Any company stands to make a fortune just by giving you one happy thought about one of their products. Why do you have to pay for things? Why do you have to stand in line at the supermarket? The world should be beating a path to your door.

Unless we're all, like, pod people who are also psychic with each other as well anyway. Are we pod people?
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Wait... I think you're onto something. You know when annoying pop songs get stuck in your head? I thought it was just catchy, simple-minded tunes. But Golfy has been working for record companies. It all makes sense now.
 
golfy said:
To Pixel42 - why would you not be surprised - if a normal guy walks down the street, what would be the resson for calling him freak?
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Because you've heard odd things about him (like for instance that he claims to be telepathic), and/or there's something about him that appears to be a bit off. A lot of men are very rude.

But then I'm a woman and therefore see nothing remarkable about being shouted at by rude men in the street.
 
You didn't answer my questions, so I'll re-ask two of them, because I think they're important. Are you the only telepathic person in the world? If there are others, are they in on the conspiracy against you, or are they being conspired against, too?

golfy said:
And where will putting my understanding of what is going on get me on a forum, more criticism from game players against someone who cannot prove his ability as yet.
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My hope is that in examining your own beliefs in more detail that some part of you might realise how they don't make sense, and that you might seek professional help again and hopefully get better care this time. Please think about my questions and then answer them.
 
Dude - you aren't psychic. You also aren't well.

Go back to the doctors and ask for help.
 
I'm prepared to concede it may be barbaric fun. But if the disabled person keeps crawling over and trying to bite your ankles, what ya gonna do?
 
Sledge said:
I'm prepared to concede it may be barbaric fun. But if the disabled person keeps crawling over and trying to bite your ankles, what ya gonna do?
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I'd step away.

Sledge, I don't think you're mocking golfy. I think you're trying to have a rational conversation with him, and I have no argument with that. BH's attitude is no different to picking on the ginger haired kid at school.
 
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