Well, considering they are not "my" theories, the question is moot.
Okay, which of the theories you presented are better than Door Ding Gnomes, regardless of who came up with them?
But I'd say Darwinism is at the bottom of the list. It's the one we can definitely say is false.
Perhaps the way you presented it, it sounds like rubbish.
But, if
real Darwinism, (as understood by scientists, and not derrived from the distorted view of its detractors) is
definitely false, then how come it IS reliably applicable to problems in the field of biology?
Want to predict where we would find a new fossil, and what features it might have before we even unearth it? The concept of branching trees of life, that Evolution predicts, can be applied to that... and it works well enough that we found the Tiktaalik.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiktaalik
How can any of the Creationist ideas be applied to the quest to find new fossils?
What if a species of bird is threatened, and conventional means of saving it don't work? Evolution, even with all its foibles, can help us assess the challenge, and help us generate innovative ideas to apply to the situation. It works well for the Kakapo:
http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/news/060401_kakapo
How can any of the Creationist ideas be applied to the conservation of endangered life forms?
What happens when we find bits of DNA entangled in our own, that closely match those of viral entities, and are copied several times over, in our ancestry? What precise data can Creationist ideas help us yield from such a discovery? Evolution gives us a useful framework in the form of "retrovirus":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endogenous_retrovirus
Something tells me that Darwinism is a LOT better than "definately false".
Creationism and Intelligent Design are
not any more realistic than Door Ding Gnomes: They
assert that some intelligent or godly entity had to intervene somewhere in the origins of life, without any real positive evidence of its existence.
If you disagree, show me how the ideas you favor improve over the Gnomes.