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Atheists attacking Billy Ray Cyrus

Roadtoad said:
Mr. Cyrus:

As an atheist, I must note that in order for me to even want to attack you, there must, in fact, be some sort of a threat from you. Since a lack of talent and taste are not considered an attack, I must object to your claims of being attacked by atheists.

I know this. In the 70's, I had a leisure suit and polyester shirts. And I listened to the BeeGees.

Sincerely,

Roadtoad.
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Please don't compare the Bee Gees to Billy Ray. The Bee Gees had talent.
 
Since atheists and/or Satan seem to have a good deal of power over middle aged pop singers and their careers, I propose a deal.

Christians, especially the Protestants- we will give you Barry Manilow if you give us Moby and Alice Cooper.

You can keep Faith Hill, though.

And Kanye West and R. Kelly.

Bono, too. He sucks.

You can have him.
 
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Irony said:
So, he baptized his daughter to protect her from Satan, but then he sold her to Disney?
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Pimped, not sold. :p
I Ratant said:
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The lad was lamenting about how his family life has gone to hell since "Hannah Montana".
Gotta blame someone.
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I am thinking he oughta blame Billy Ray Cyrus.
Madalch said:
A FaceBook friend has posited the question of what D&D spell we should be casting on him. I suggest that feeblemind would have no effect.
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Snort!
EeneyMinnieMoe said:
However, it is hard to see what Satan had to do with it. The Lord of the Underworld brought an 11-year-old to Los Angeles to be in a TV show? Uhm, that was you. You and Disney.
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Are you channeling Carl Hiassen?
 
EeneyMinnieMoe said:
Since atheists and/or Satan seem to have a good deal of power over middle aged pop singers and their careers, I propose a deal.

Christians, especially the Protestants- we will give you Barry Manilow if you give us Moby and Alice Cooper.

You can keep Faith Hill, though.

And Kanye West and R. Kelly.

Bono, too. He sucks.

You can have him.
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Sounds good to me.
 
I put this one past my believer wife. Peggy's conviction is that before BRC decides he and his family are "under Satanic attack," he might want to consider that he put his career ahead of his wife and kids. Think that might have had some effect on what's been happening?
 
Here's a crazy idea that just might have worked if BRC had really wanted to protect his daughter AND live off of her fame: he could've created a FAKE IDENTITY for Miley....something glitzy and glamorous... something where she could've maybe worn some type of disguise by night.... but by day she could just she could just be a normal kid going to school...hanging out with her sidekicks...getting into the dickens and committing shenanagans...hmmm. If only some idea like that would've crossed his mind....
 
FSM said:
Here's a crazy idea that just might have worked if BRC had really wanted to protect his daughter AND live off of her fame: he could've created a FAKE IDENTITY for Miley....something glitzy and glamorous... something where she could've maybe worn some type of disguise by night.... but by day she could just she could just be a normal kid going to school...hanging out with her sidekicks...getting into the dickens and committing shenanagans...hmmm. If only some idea like that would've crossed his mind....
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FSM said:
It would've been the best of both worlds.
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Some people just ASK to get bitch slapped.
 
RT:

She'd have the limo out front...
Hot styles, every shoe, every color...

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun...
It's really you but no one really discovers...

Who woulda thought that a girl like her,
would ever be a superstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar?
 
FSM said:
RT:

She'd have the limo out front...
Hot styles, every shoe, every color...

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun...
It's really you but no one really discovers...

Who woulda thought that a girl like her,
would ever be a superstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar?
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I have kids.

and I hate you.


Since atheists and/or Satan seem to have a good deal of power over middle aged pop singers and their careers, I propose a deal.

Christians, especially the Protestants- we will give you Barry Manilow if you give us Moby and Alice Cooper.

You can keep Faith Hill, though.

And Kanye West and R. Kelly.

Bono, too. He sucks.

You can have him.
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Can we somehow flex our satanic muscle to get a new album out of Faith No More?

Id sell my soul for that.
 
Dam dam dammit! (couldn't resist) :sulk:

[tune of... what else... sorry] :brokenheart:

Don't pick up trash, United Atheists
It scares Billy Ray, dontcha know
That if you pick trash, United Atheists
He might turn 'nto Barry Manilow

He'll sing about Lola, singin at the Copa
Who's lost her Tony and her mind
He'll sing about Mandy, who came and gave gladly
And stopped him from shaking his behind

He might think bout god's shtick, could it be magic?
Questions that a redneck shouldn't ask
His teeny-tiny brain, wherein Jesus is stayin
He can't smile without you (and hip flask)

For gods he won't be picky, he'll sell his soul to Mickey
Cause only vermin understand
If Miley can't be tamed, it's Satan who is framed
That's how things go in Disneyland

So don't pick up trash, United Atheists
It scares Billy Ray, and it's sad
That if you pick up trash, United Atheists
His achy-breaky faith is just a fad... woo!

Now everybody, line-dance! :dc_hmm::Dancing_eek: :dc_O_o::Dancing_confused: :dc_shocked::Dancing_cool: :dc_unhappy::Dancing_nerd:
 
Well, I have to admit that I'm one of those card-carrying Atheists United members that picks up trash on California State Route 2, also known as the Glendale Freeway, which not surprisingly is in Glendale, not Hollywood.

We also use "pickers" to pick up trash, not pointy sticks.

Don't know why the Cyrus family finds us so scary.

Related thread here:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=174617
 
Hmm... Never knew Billy Ray was up that route.
He did have that awful show called "doc"
I wonder if there's a relation ;)
 
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