Roadtoad
Bufo Caminus Inedibilis
I am a working-class individual, employed by my father.
I showed him that line about "genetically engineered robots." I asked him what would happen if we combined the DNA of a printer with the DNA of a mixer.
He recommended that we splice the DNA of a dog (because they're willing to please) with the DNA of the forklift. That way, the forklift will fetch items off the rack without me having to operate it.
I told him that if I come in and see the forklift scraping its exhaust pipe on the warehouse floor, I'm quitting.
It wouldn't do that. It would be rubbing its forks along the tailpipe, which would be standing erect.
(Saw this in the LA thread, and couldn't resist.)
