January Stundie Nominations

Heh. Who better to pull that off without leaving behind any evidence than a group that leaves behind no evidence of its own existence? They obviously know what they're doing.
 
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Hmmmm. The plot coagulates. So that means that you can attribute any event you want to the Shadow Government (cue spooky music) because lack of evidence that the Shadow Government (cue spooky music) was involved is evidence of their very involvement?

I LIKE it. I want to be a Shadow Government!


(cue spooky music)
 
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I don't think he will be around to collect his Stundie if he wins. He's either a hit and run or will commit suicide by mod.
 
Monoatomic Gold is Dangerous, stick to colloidal silver!

Oh my.... The last sentence of the 2d paragraph is the payoff..

QUESTION: Thank you for taking time to answer my questions. I have recently purchesed a silver colliod generator. Today I found the site educate-yourself.org and it has left me confused. It says some scary things about monoatomic gold, and I am under the impression that the gold works similar to the silver. Am I right that they both have similar effects, and what do you think about all the warnings on the site educate-yourself. I have started my son on the silver and I am really concerned with what I read about monoatomic gold.

ANSWER: Gold and silver are not the same and do not "work" the same. Silver has germicidal properties and gold does not. Ingesting colloidal gold or monoatomic gold is not going to stop any infection, but it will definitely give you problems. The hype and nonsense you read on the internet about monoatomic gold is simply remarkable. .... Don't be an idiot and buy into the IGNORANT rubbish spouted by New Age morons who do not understand anything about the ill effects of gold in the body.
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http://educate-yourself.org/lte/colloidalgold19nov10.shtml
 
fromdownunder said:
There must be a kinky section of Airports that I have yet to discover:
The thought of a plane blowing up is so scary we have to naked cavity search any one who actually thinks about travelling on a plane , train , or automobile.
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http://www.911oz.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=9457

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I'm sorry, but I adamantly refuse to be violated for simply hopping in my car to go get a half-gallon of milk. :mad:

But maybe this is a conspiracy by radical anti-automobile environmentalists to get us all to ride BIKES! You'll note he left bicycles off the list. See?? See?? :mglook
 
ElMondoHummus said:
I'm sorry, but I adamantly refuse to be violated for simply hopping in my car to go get a half-gallon of milk. :mad:

But maybe this is a conspiracy by radical anti-automobile environmentalists to get us all to ride BIKES! You'll note he left bicycles off the list. See?? See?? :mglook
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It's all part of the homosexual agenda. Once they've got you on the bicycle, they're halfway home.
 
ElMondoHummus said:
I'm sorry, but I adamantly refuse to be violated for simply hopping in my car to go get a half-gallon of milk. :mad:

But maybe this is a conspiracy by radical anti-automobile environmentalists to get us all to ride BIKES! You'll note he left bicycles off the list. See?? See?? :mglook
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NO NO NO! They also don't mention SUVs! It's a plot by big oil to force everybody into gas guzzlers!!!! Waste Gas or It's Your Ass!
 
TjW said:
It's all part of the homosexual agenda. Once they've got you on the bicycle, they're halfway home.
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Wait... wouldn't that be the bisexual agenda?? :boggled:

Myron Proudfoot said:
... Waste Gas or It's Your Ass!
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I... er... aieeee...
... we have to naked cavity search any one...
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jargon buster said:
... keen on performing cavity searches...
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Horatius said:
Yep. I logged onto travelocity last night, and Airport Security showed up at my door with a colonoscope.
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chipmunk stew said:
I heard TSA Kitty was recruited from a university proctology department.
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twinstead said:
You too? I feel better now.
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triforcharity said:
Sorry guys. You know, orders and all. Hope I wasn't too rough.....:D
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I don't know what's more disturbing, the notion of government mandated rear-entry investigation (i.e. the "Prostate Pat-Down"), or the fact that forum members have such a keen antenna for any mention of anus miserabilis :boggled:.

Alareth said:
A half gallon? Sorry, but you're not allowed to carry that much liquid.
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You've never seen me after an all-night bender, have you? Although I do have a query regarding a technical point: Does bladder containment count as "carry" in this case? :D
 
ElMondoHummus said:
But maybe this is a conspiracy by radical anti-automobile environmentalists to get us all to ride BIKES! You'll note he left bicycles off the list. See?? See?? :mglook
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Let me just say that sitting on a hard bike saddle as it bumps along uneven roads can produce certain... shall we say, physiological effects. There's a limit to what sort of cavities even NWO inspectors are prepared to search.

Dave
 
Dave Rogers said:
Let me just say that sitting on a hard bike saddle as it bumps along uneven roads can produce certain... shall we say, physiological effects. There's a limit to what sort of cavities even NWO inspectors are prepared to search.
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< snap of rubber gloves going on >

No, not really.

< lays out speculum >

If you would just bend over, Rogers?

Don't clench, it only makes things worse.
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Sir, please step over here. TSA Agent Jumbo will be with you shortly:
Not for the faint of heart:
No, really:
 
That's out training video!!! How did you GET that?!?!?!? Someone over in IT is in SOOOO much trouble.

Good thing too. Our most recent victim umm....I mean training tool, just passed out on the floor and started babbling incoherently about Jews and a bunny.

We need a new victim **** I mean, training tool.
 
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