December Stundie Nominations

[Travis]

Here is where you post the best stundie nominees. Remember these are funny quotes that exhibit: lax logic, impossible situations, wrong facts and irony in relation to conversations about conspiracy theories.

Keep them short and sweet.



Travis.

 

[TjW]

superlogicalthinker doesn't believe in cause and effect. Explosions after the collapse brought the towers down.

Hell no. They occur AFTER the collapse of the building and thus mean exactly sod-all. Do you grasp this concept?

You can still hear em right? Big deal if they came from after the collapse, do you know haw they prepare a building for demolition? Obviously not. I believe 7 still standing eh?

 

[Elizabeth I]

superlogicalthinker doesn't believe in cause and effect. Explosions after the collapse brought the towers down.

Hell no. They occur AFTER the collapse of the building and thus mean exactly sod-all. Do you grasp this concept?

You can still hear em right? Big deal if they came from after the collapse, do you know haw they prepare a building for demolition? Obviously not. I believe 7 still standing eh?

I'm pretty sure it's one of those quantum thingies - you know, how time can go forward or backward?

 

[TraneWreck]

In the bizarre thread, "Homosexuality is a Choice" (http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=188176), JonathanQuick links to this INSANE webpage:

http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html

It includes gems like:

•Of homosexuals questioned in one study reports that 43% admit to 500 or more partners in a lifetime, 28% admit to 1000 or more in a lifetime, and of these people, 79% say that half of those partners are total strangers, and 70% of those sexual contacts are one night stands (or, as one homosexual admits in the film "The Castro", one minute stands) (3). Also, it is a favorite past-time of many homosexuals to go to "cruisy areas" and have anonymous sex.

That is A LOT of ***********.

•Judge John Martaugh, chief magistrate of the New York City Criminal Court has said, "Homosexuals account for half the murders in large cities"

Either that's a slight to the gang-bangers or most of the gang-bangers are gay.

•Homosexuals are 100 times more likely to be murdered (usually by another homosexual) than the average person, 25 times more likely to commit suicide, and 19 times more likely to die in a traffic accident

100? Really?

But the conspiracy part, that makes it Stundie-worthy, is the "HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA" part:

•Because homosexuals can't reproduce naturally, they resort to recruiting children. Homosexuals can be heard chanting "TEN PERCENT IS NOT ENOUGH, RECRUIT, RECRUIT, RECRUIT" in their homosexual parades. A group called the "Lesbian Avengers" prides itself on trying to recruit young girls. They print "WE RECRUIT" on their literature. Some other homosexuals aren't as overt about this, but rather try to infiltrate society and get into positions where they will have access to the malleable minds of young children (e.g., the clergy, teachers, Boy Scout leaders, etc.) (8). See the DC Lesbian Avengers web page, and DC Lesbian Avengers Press Release, where they threaten to recruit little boys and girls. Also, see AFA Action Alert.

Of course, "we recruit," probably means, "we want other lesbians to join us," but why derail the crazy train?

And, finally, the rare "This really is the political agenda, and it's reasonable, but we will present it as though it's an insane conspiracy":

•Part of the homosexual agenda is to get the public to affirm their filthy lifestyle, as one homosexual admitted in the October 1987 homosexual rally on Washington: "We are no longer seeking just a right to privacy and a protection from wrong. We also have a right -- as heterosexual Americans already have -- to see government and society affirm our lives"

 

[Dave Rogers]

Another one from little grey rabbit in the "totally batcrap insane" category.

Really, this is disappointing. I was hoping to discuss the symbology of the Eagle lunar module and the Columbia command module for a further understanding of the Rapture. Instead I am supposed to explain to imbeciles why the lunar surface is going to a little bit brighter than a flourescent street lamp?????

Alas, my talents are wasted here.

If any of you even understand the second sentence, I urge you to get psychological help. Quickly.

Dave

 

[jargon buster]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146570&page=4

I had a personal loan from a bank here, obviously I defaulted and didn't make any contact with the bank...

then later writes

I am also going to say that because I am an honourable man who always prefers to settle matters amicably,

an honourable man who feels it fine not to pay a debt.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Here's one from the David Icke forums. A Freeloader On The Land went to court for unpaid council tax, refused to enter the courtroom unless the judge guaranteed him his "NATURAL GOD GIVEN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS", got arrested and put in a cell, was found guilty, and is now flirting with jail for contempt of court. His response?

I am willing to do the time to show their crime

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=147145 - scroll down to post 10.

Maybe someone should tell him that isn't how it works.

Dave

 

[Dave Rogers]

It's a bit hard to tell, but I think thecritta thinks WTC7 fell to slowly. Or maybe too fast. Or possibly both.

I dont understand because the was a freefall period of about 2.25 seconds right so the rest of the time the collapse was encountering resistance so this means that there must have been intact floors in order for their to be resistance as it fell because as i understand it if the building does not descend at a complete rate of free fall without any resistance which i didnt most of the time anyway, so how could the building have been encountering and resistance as it feel if the floors are not there can someone explain where this resistance has come from if there are no intact floors to crush to create some resitance?

Ideas, anyone?

Dave

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

It's a bit hard to tell, but I think thecritta thinks WTC7 fell to slowly. Or maybe too fast. Or possibly both.

I dont understand because the was a freefall period of about 2.25 seconds right so the rest of the time the collapse was encountering resistance so this means that there must have been intact floors in order for their to be resistance as it fell because as i understand it if the building does not descend at a complete rate of free fall without any resistance which i didnt most of the time anyway, so how could the building have been encountering and resistance as it feel if the floors are not there can someone explain where this resistance has come from if there are no intact floors to crush to create some resitance?

Ideas, anyone?

Dave

Is this "no intact floors" thing a strawman that he's arguing against, or does he believe there were no intact floors during the collapse?

If the latter, perhaps explosives were used in a futile attempt to keep the building from collapsing.

 

[Mongrel]

Orac at Respectful Insolence spotted this one that's too good to not share

I just want to add another major event that got sidelined last year (I think due to a volcano eruption in Iceland) during the H1N1 fiasco. The airplane crash in Poland that killed the President of Poland, his wife and the entire governing body. The crash was the 70th anniversary of the massacre of 22,000 Polish military officers and intellectuals in 1940 by Josef Stalin's NKVD secret police

Poland was the only country in Europe who rejected the H1N1 shot and the only country who refused to do business with the IMF.. conicidence? I think not.

Who puts their entire gov't body on the same air plane? noone.

Could this group be secretly terrorizing our government into silence?

I believe we are dealing with a group of sociopaths with a diabolical agenda.. I think it is real.

 

[Horatius]

Orac at Respectful Insolence spotted this one that's too good to not share

Who puts their entire gov't body on the same air plane? noone.

So, not only did the NWO shoot down their plane, they forced them all onto the plane in the first place?

 

[Mongrel]

So, not only did the NWO shoot down their plane, they forced them all onto the plane in the first place?

Fiendish, eh?

 

[triforcharity]

That's our NWO Kitty. That little guy is VERY persuasive!! That little bunny sidekick is pretty motivating too.

 

[BobHaulk]

Here is a nice explanation of how we are being brainwashed by the evil elite from mfrey0118 on the ever stupid icke side

"Scientists knew over 30 years ago, that the flicker rate of a TV screen could influence different parts of the human brain, depending on the frequency. That was THIRTY YEARS AGO BRO. And now we have all digital signal, you don't think that underlying code and subliminal programming are rampant in digital signal?"



http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146096&page=9

 

[ElMondoHummus]

Here is a nice explanation of how we are being brainwashed by the evil elite from mfrey0118 on the ever stupid icke side

"Scientists knew over 30 years ago, that the flicker rate of a TV screen could influence different parts of the human brain, depending on the frequency. That was THIRTY YEARS AGO BRO. And now we have all digital signal, you don't think that underlying code and subliminal programming are rampant in digital signal?"



http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146096&page=9

... And then one day that guy'll actually come across actual source code, have the dumb luck to have it be written by a snarky developer, and go nuts over the comments (link is for people not familiar with computer programming). Oh, the paranoia that will ensue! He won't listen to any explanations that it's all annotated commetary for the sake of documenting things that sometimes gets used for blowing off steam.

 

[Debaser]

Fiendish, eh?

And diabolically sociopathic...or are we they sociopathically diabolical, I never remember?

 

[triforcharity]

Not surprising, since NASA is not a scientific organization,

From here. It's in AAH though.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=6627401#post6627401

 

[W.D.Clinger]

Yeah...what is it?

You don't even know why terminal velocity exists, do you?

It's acceleration due to gravity....... I think Earth's terminal velocity is 172 feet per second per second and the moon's is about a 1/4 of the Earth's.

I count three basic errors, but I wasn't trying hard.

 

[Horatius]

I count three basic errors, but I wasn't trying hard.

Well, three basic errors, but at least 2 more advanced errors. Depending on how you count them, I guess, and how charitable you are in interpreting what he actually means.

 

[JoeB]

...and his understanding isn't getting any better with people explaining the concept to him.

Let me Google that for you:
Acceleration due to gravity on the moon is approximately 1.62ms^-2Acceleration due to gravity on the earth is approximately 9.81ms^-2
So something dropping to earth speeds up almost exactly 6 times faster than a similar object dropping to the moon. The other big difference is that the earth has an appreciable atmosphere, which means that the object falling to earth does not keep speeding up indefinitely. Due to its wind resistance, it will eventually stop speeding up - that speed is its "terminal velocity". OK? The moon has no atmosphere to speak of, so an object will keep accelerating until it hits the surface.

Now, how about in turn you tell us a bit about your wind turbine idea?

Light has a Terminal Velocity....... Light doesn't keep on getting faster and faster . Yes the speed of light is fixed