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Church Signs get more aggressive

Oh please. In the middle ages church signs said things like "ye be damned and tortured if ye not pay thy tythe!!"

Anyway you can't get ye FLASK.
 
Okay, so it's not more aggressive then signs during the inquisition, but it's more aggressive than things like "CHRCH - The only thing missing is U".
 
Saw a good one today- "Respect cannot be earned by demanding it." Methinks they have a beam in their own eye....


(Where is that thread necromancy smily?)
 
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The sign could add the words of Rev Lovejoy from The Simpsons:

"And, once again, tithing is ten percent off the top. That's gross income, not net. Please people, don't force us to audit."
 
"We throw all the money in the air, and what God wants, he keeps."
 
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." -- Mark Twain
 
One of my favorites:

"Remember that 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing? I meant it. -- God"
 
Sledge said:
A lot more water with it.
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This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics.

Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum:

Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt.
Genesis 13:10
 
epix said:
This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics.

Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum:

Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt.
Genesis 13:10
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Totally lost me. What's any of what you've posted got to do with church signs?
 
slingblade said:
Totally lost me. What's any of what you've posted got to do with church signs?
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You didn't notice the "a lot of more water with it" post I was replying to. It was already off the silly topic.
 
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epix said:
You didn't notice the "a lot of more water with it" post I was replying to.
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Of course I did. I noticed that YOU posted first:

epix said:
Some of it goes the opposite way.

First comes His Particle and then the entire scientific enchilada proving the Whole of Divine. It has been worked on . . .
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What's that got to do with church signs?

In reply to that, Sledge said "take more water with it." No clue what that means, either.

But then you come back with the bloody brilliant:

epix said:
This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics.

Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum:

Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt.
Genesis 13:10
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Neither of your posts seem to have anything to do with church signs. But if you can tie it in somehow, I'm all eyes. Can you?



epix said:
It I was already off the silly topic.
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FTFY.
 
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