Gandalfs Beard
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An awesome thing happened to me the other day, I got drunk and I tripped over on the footpath, being the dimwitted fool that I am, and was very embarrased. Then someone called Jesus and I a drunkard and said we were possessed by the devil.
After that I decided that there should be a 2 drink maximum at the local pub. This was a very difficult law and left me unpopular.
Then I turned coca-cola into mountain Dew (or as the 911 truthers call it, Mountain Jew) and raised some zombies from the dead. It was no big deal though, in fact it was quite tedious and boring, and nobody was interested.
Long story Short, I then became a demi-god (see if I was making this up, id claim to be a full god) and you should all bow to me and do my bidding. This is of course contrary to my previous held belief in no god, but hey im willing to let that belief go.
Only Kooky Moonbat RIGHT WING Anti-Illuminati/Freemason, Anti-Immigrant, Anti-Jewish Banker, Anti ET, Protocols of the Elders of Zion Spewing, Birther/Secret Socialist Muslim Believing 9/11 "Truthers" (nee Alex Jones, Ahmedinejad et al) call it "Mountain Jew".
Those that are simply skeptical of the "New Testament" Lies, Pseudo-science, and Holes in the Tin-foil Hat Official Conspiracy Theory just call it DOC.
Please do not conflate the two.
GB