Nothing to do with the Detax Canada detax program
In fact, I have always had warnings on my website regarding such programs as this one to which this Doctor fell victim. In fact, I have identified most as being 'sting operations' established by CRA, or some organization higher up in the enclaves of the Vatican despotism system, such as the Jesuits or Knights of Malta.
No True Scotsman, flawlessly transitioning into We Have Always Been At War With Eurasia, and then a perfectly executed dismount into They Are All Out To Get Me.
That, my friend, is worth at least a 9.8, maybe a 9.9.


(certainly ain't saltpeter; Christ wasn't kidding about him being a rock; must be quite taxing to maintain, without getting light-headed; etc.)