Jack Chick say the Catholics caused the holocost

[Almo]

i also found this gem http://www.chick.com/information/religions/islam/fallacies.asp titled "10 common 'logical fallacies' made by muslims." the irony - it burns!

argh!!!!!!

 

[kedo1981]

Wait does that mean Chick-hole ADMITS Hitler was NOT AN ATHEIST.

 

[RobRoy]

I also found this gem http://www.chick.com/information/religions/islam/fallacies.asp titled "10 common 'logical fallacies' made by Muslims." The irony - it burns!

Maybe he was being deliberately sarcastic.

I couldn't read the entire thing, but by number five I saw that each one flipped over onto Christianity. I didn't even have to jump through any hoops to make it happen either.

 

[dudalb]

New Coke. That was the Lutherans.

That is what THEY want you to think. It was the Episcopalians....

 

[dudalb]

He accused the devil of being behind D&D, so in short, to-MAY-to to-MAH-to.

Uh, that was the whole point of my joke. Chick's anti D and D material is probably what he is most notorious for..at least on the net.

 

[Weak Kitten]

I also found this gem http://www.chick.com/information/religions/islam/fallacies.asp titled "10 common 'logical fallacies' made by Muslims." The irony - it burns!

Wow, did he just copy that directly from an atheist commentary on Christianity and then just change the names? I hope he asked permission before plagiarizing, or does it count as fair use under the parody exemption?

 

[Sledge]

Uh, that was the whole point of my joke. Chick's anti D and D material is probably what he is most notorious for..at least on the net.

I'd agree with that. It gets briefly mentioned in The Spoony One's review of Mazes and Monsters.

 

[Scott Haley]

Jack Chick had a friend, Alberto. Alberto claimed to be a former Jesuit priest, and to know the secrets of the Roman Catholic church. Mr. Chick's crazier ideas about Catholics come from him. Here's Alberto's Wikipedia entry. This tract is even crazier than the other Chick tracts.

 

[bit_pattern]

I heard they started a Crusade...

 

[Jack by the hedge]

The inquisition caused the K-T extinction. Little known fact.

 

[TragicMonkey]

The inquisition caused the K-T extinction. Little known fact.

You're missing the larger truth: the Catholic Church was also behind the creation of the dinosaurs originally. They were attempting to create the right monster bodies for their demon allies to inhabit, but eventually the project was scrapped in favor of using rock music to infect humans with demonic possession instead.

I'm just kidding, of course. Chick doesn't believe in the K-T extinction event, as the world is only 6000 years old and dinosaurs were made in the Garden of Eden. How it could be considered paradise with that many giant animals pooping everywhere I can't imagine.

 

[SpuriusMaximus]

Ah, animals are not so bad, but think pigeons "bombing" wherever they happen to be flying. Now think a bird like Dasornis which had a 6m (20 ft) wing span, and the head and beak alone measured about a foot and a half (almost half a metre.) It lived about 50 million years ago in England... err... I mean, of course, 6000 years ago in the Garden Of Eden

Or Haast's Eagle, which only became extinct in the 1400's (so it clearly must have been taken aboard the ark) who had up to 3m (10 ft) wing span, which was actually more of a case of shorter wings than smaller bird. It actually weighed up to 12 kg (26 pounds) a piece, and had a 3 ft (almost 1m) standing height.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't fancy being in Adam's place with those things flying overhead

 

[marksman]

What doesn't Jack Chick blame the Catholics for?

New Coke. That was the Lutherans.

Yes, but who created the Lutherans... Martin Luther... who was a Catholic priest! Dun dun DUN!

 

[Beerina]

I also found this gem http://www.chick.com/information/religions/islam/fallacies.asp titled "10 common 'logical fallacies' made by Muslims." The irony - it burns!

Since Islam came along many centuries after Christianity, Islam has the burden of proof and not Christianity.

If you end where you began, you got nowhere.
Examples:
#1 Proving Allah by the Qur'an and then proving the Qur'an by Allah.
#2 Proving Muhammad by the Qur'an and then proving the Qur'an by Muhammad.
#3 Proving Islam by the Qur'an and then proving the Qur'an by Islam.

I think I'm gonna stop because it's all a laugh riot.

Woosh!

 

[Skeptic]

I read that one. The responsible party appeared to be "smoking-hot lesbian dungeon-master witches."

You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

 

[TraneWreck]

You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

Hey, I'm totally against casting mind-bondage spells on people's fathers:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP

I think Cain linked this in another thread, but it's incredible.

 

[I Ratant]

You're missing the larger truth: the Catholic Church was also behind the creation of the dinosaurs originally. They were attempting to create the right monster bodies for their demon allies to inhabit, but eventually the project was scrapped in favor of using rock music to infect humans with demonic possession instead.

I'm just kidding, of course. Chick doesn't believe in the K-T extinction event, as the world is only 6000 years old and dinosaurs were made in the Garden of Eden. How it could be considered paradise with that many giant animals pooping everywhere I can't imagine.

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And they were all vegetarians! With their really yucky poop!
Carnivores were invented after the Fall.

 

[I Ratant]

Ah, animals are not so bad, but think pigeons "bombing" wherever they happen to be flying. Now think a bird like Dasornis which had a 6m (20 ft) wing span, and the head and beak alone measured about a foot and a half (almost half a metre.) It lived about 50 million years ago in England... err... I mean, of course, 6000 years ago in the Garden Of Eden

Or Haast's Eagle, which only became extinct in the 1400's (so it clearly must have been taken aboard the ark) who had up to 3m (10 ft) wing span, which was actually more of a case of shorter wings than smaller bird. It actually weighed up to 12 kg (26 pounds) a piece, and had a 3 ft (almost 1m) standing height.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't fancy being in Adam's place with those things flying overhead

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A 4-foot version of this guy....

 

[RobRoy]

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A 4-foot version of this guy....

 

[dudalb]

The inquisition caused the K-T extinction. Little known fact.

You asked for it...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5McSEU48Y8