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The average Swiss citizen, when notified 1 month in advance he has to report for his two-yearly 2 weeks service period, spends on average
- 1 week whining about it, trying to find an excuse not to go (work, illness, 5th grandmother on her deathbed, whatever) and having his boss write his captain about it.
- 1 week hoping for a positive answer.
- 1 week fuming about the negative answer.
- 1 frantic week trying to remember where his rucksack, uniform - including the damned belt -, rifle, various part of said rifle, ammunitions, and other stuff he'll need for inspection are stored (cellar ? attic ? garage ? daughter's house ? ...), then pestering his wife/girlfriend into having it cleaned and ironed, or more often to buy new shirts, pants, shoes, and trying to find an excuse for not finding that ****** belt !
Brought to you courtesy from years of experiences with a father, brother, 5 cousins, and several friends ...