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[rorylee]

Im blaming HAARP for my new universal control which doesn't work on a tv i got.

 

[rorylee]

To stop such a thing as HAARP you merely need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

Ahhh is that all

 

[EHocking]

Originally Posted by EHocking
To stop such a thing as HAARP you merely need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

But whatever you do, never cross the streams.

Nah - that's protons. A different technology altogether.

 

[amb]

Im blaming HAARP for my new universal control which doesn't work on a tv i got.

No, you have the thingamajig routed in the wrong thingamabob.

 

[tsig]

OK folks, just unplug it wait three seconds then plug it back in.

 

[Mashuna]

Hey, which one of you reversed the polarity of the neutron flow? Have you seen what that did to Iceland?

 

[Hellbound]

Nah - that's protons. A different technology altogether.

Fine, then. Don't listen to me. You go ahead and cross the streams if you want to .

I'll be in my underground shelter.

 

[TjW]

Im blaming HAARP for my new universal control which doesn't work on a tv i got.

If that's the new NWO universal control, it doesn't work on TVs. Check and see if it's got buttons labeled "Gravitational constant" and "C". But be careful.

 

[Akhenaten]

 

[John Jones]

Im blaming HAARP for my new universal control which doesn't work on a tv i got.

You have to get a Universal^TM TV.

 

[Elizabeth I]

[qimg]http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/HostedStuff/HAARP_Remote.jpg[/qimg]​

You're just a blinkin' unsung genius, aren't you?

 

[Hellbound]

I bought a Universal remote, but it didn't let me control the universe at all! I spent hours look for the "Big Bang" button, and nowhere could I modify any of my universal constant settings!

Rip-off, I tell you.

 

[Audible Click]

I bought a universal remote and it broke. Let me know if there's any change in Physics.

 

[Sideroxylon]

You're just a blinkin' unsung genius, aren't you?

Too right! That was great.

ETA: Can we nominate artwork?

 

[Femke]

Too right! That was great.

ETA: Can we nominate artwork?

I just did. We'll see.

 

[TjW]

[qimg]http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/HostedStuff/HAARP_Remote.jpg[/qimg]​

I have to admit, I'm intrigued by what the Escape key might do.

 

[Akhenaten]

It's not 'Escape' - it's the 'Eschatology' key. It invokes the Apocalypse™.

Thanks for your kind words, folks.

 

[amb]

I have to admit, I'm intrigued by what the Escape key might do.

Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do not push the escape button!!

 

[rorylee]

Another add -

I haven't been watching or reading much news lately but i noticed 1 thing, pure speculation put simple if you are familiar with these issues, in order.

-China oil boat crashes into the Australian Great Barrier Reef, angry people (doing this is like war for us..)
-China earthquake hits, quite large, alot of damage, people angry, few dead.
-Western Australia earthquake hits, first for like forever, country town, gold mine hit, old historical buildings damaged, no fixing, no dead.
-PM of Australia flew over to china saying we need to strengthen relations with China after all this, neglecting other concerns on home soil to do so.

Pure speculation on the timing of events, if any were retaliation and power shown, ally gained lol.. Made in China.

 

[Sean84]

Another add -

I haven't been watching or reading much news lately
*snip*

Try it, it's fun.

Now, what does anything you've babbled about have to do with HAARP?