I just checked that song and the music video out. I had never heard of it before.
Wow. Um, wow.
I'm not sure if I think it's idiotic, silly and lame in a really special kind of way or whether I...kind of like it.
They aren't really claiming these phenomena are miracles. "Miracle" is just a figure of speech. They are just saying they are absolutely and staggeringly amazing.
Which they are. The gentlemen in clown makeup and track suits who are spouting most foul profanity at deafening volumes are, well, absolutely correct.
The wonder, mystery and beauty of the universe and the transient and transcendent nature of music is a universal and profound idea expressed simply and eloquently in the poetry of Shakespeare, Milton, Donne, Wordsworth, Shelley, Mickiewicz...and the Insane Clown Posse.
"*********** magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all ***************** lying, and getting me pissed."
is a masterpiece of stupidity, though.
Just priceless. Priceless.
ETA: Not only are these things basic science, they are elementary school level science. Not even 4th or 5th grade. "*********** magnets" and "how do they work" is 2nd grade or 3rd grade science, if memory serves. Maybe even 1st.
"*********** rainbows after it rains", "Hot lava, snow, rain and fog", "Plant a little seed and nature grows" are also taught at that level, as are "a caterpillar turn into a butterfly" and "Solar eclipse, and vicious weather". The basics of the solar system are 1st or 2nd, if memory serves.
And why your children
would look like you- that's something a 4- or 5-year-old might understand and fail to be amazed by.
"Water, fire, air and dirt"
might be middle school Earth Science.
ETA 2: These guys are sorta being ironic, right? This stuff isn't serious. As with the class clown who plays dumb for laughs, it's a studied and deliberate kind of stupidity. Yeah, they are a bit tongue in cheek and in on the joke.
I think.
I hope.
ETA 3: "Fifteen thousand Juggalos together", however, might indeed be a miracle. Magic may be involved.
How these people have more than about five fans
is a mystery and a miracle.
...or the first solid proof we have ever had that Satan might exist...either one...