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H.a.a.r.p

A bit of mud and water and he will see.

You do understand that this discussion between you and other members of this fine forum is like an ancient man suddenly been cast into the 21st century.

All attempts of these modern men and women to teach you that all your beliefs belong to a time long ago gone from the history of this planet seem to be futile.

You have left your powers of reasoning back there in your time of birth, thousands of years ago. :p
 
A bit of mud and water and he will see.

You sound like one of the ambassadors Darius sent to Greece, and what happened to them, Hmmmm? (hint, it involved a boot, a well, and a yell with lots of teeth showing, at least in the movies)

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You sound like one of the ambassadors Darius sent to Greece, and what happened to them, Hmmmm? (hint, it involved a boot, a well, and a yell with lots of teeth showing, at least in the movies)

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Sounds like what happened to Jesus also.. Go figure the man you cant kill wants to get rid of the essence of evil that did it.
 
Here's a question that warrants your preferred sarcastic responses!

How would you stop such a thing as HAARP? if proven to exist with the concepts and ideas of natural disasters, weather control, war weapon and the possibility of mind control, with governments and military behind it?

Pray to Jeebus?
 
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Here's a question that warrants your preferred sarcastic responses!

How would you stop such a thing as HAARP? if proven to exist with the concepts and ideas of natural disasters, weather control, war weapon and the possibility of mind control, with governments and military behind it?

Pray to Jeebus?

I'd simply deploy the Goldeneye satellite from my secret volcano base. When some smarmy tux-clad prick showed up I'd just shoot him in the face after pretending I was going to leave him unattended to be bisected from nuts to nape with a laser beam on giant slab of gold. Then I'd finally get that million dollars I've been after all this time.

I just need to think of some witty banter of my own.

Maybe... "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to... BOOM! HEAD SHOT!"

Hmm... needs more puns. Any Ideas?

On a more serious note, as I seem to forget most of what I read from you shortly thereafter, when the hell did mind control factor into this?
 
On a more serious note, as I seem to forget most of what I read from you shortly thereafter, when the hell did mind control factor into this?
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Rory's setting up zir endgame, where zie claims that all the nonsense zie has been posting was because HAARP made zie do it.
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Here's a question that warrants your preferred sarcastic responses!

How would you stop such a thing as HAARP? if proven to exist with the concepts and ideas of natural disasters, weather control, war weapon and the possibility of mind control, with governments and military behind it?

Pray to Jeebus?

I posed your question to the Nostradamus Generator.

Here is the answer:

The new barque will go on voyages

Will be found in the temple of the Vestals

Infant found fire, water passing through the sieve

When three brothers will be wounded and murdered

I think we all know what to do in this case.
 
H.A.A.R.P.? Isn't that the Hairy American Association of Retired Persons?

No wonder rorylee is concerned. If they aren't stopped, pool filters all over the country will be clogged, and the pump motors could overheat causing wildfires everywhere!
 
Here's a question that warrants your preferred sarcastic responses!

How would you stop such a thing as HAARP? if proven to exist with the concepts and ideas of natural disasters, weather control, war weapon and the possibility of mind control, with governments and military behind it?

Pray to Jeebus?


Coats of Goshen, and let my soul may be forgotten in the earth was set, and Cain brought forth HAARP.

Calneh, in whose land of Japheth, the full price let them that day, when Jehovah that he was sore afraid.
 
Here's a question that warrants your preferred sarcastic responses!

How would you stop such a thing as HAARP? if proven to exist with the concepts and ideas of natural disasters, weather control, war weapon and the possibility of mind control, with governments and military behind it?

Pray to Jeebus?

I would see a psychiatrist during a lucid spell.
 
That's all very well for those of us who have them.

That's true, getting mental healthcare is not easy in many countries if you are not cashed up. Of course if I had some previously prescribed medication I would get back on that too.

ETA: I just had one myself and see what you mean :D Everyone has them don't they?
 
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