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EHocking said:
Because it is a WaterspoutWP - and a fairly typical example of one.

Then the video shows some porpoises that had been found beached, dead and sunburned - a year earlier than the video of the "tornado".

That's got to be the lamest attempt at a HAARP conspiracy video you've yet to post...
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Ahhhh k, just figured it was different cause of the shape, wasn't larger at the top. My bad!
 
My boss just phoned to say he'd be late - he stepped out of the house without his keys and HAARP blew the door shut.
 
wind beamed into your room and pushed the fan/aircon button on!!

edit oh wait that coulda been a ghost, different thread!!
 
Yesterday, we had an unexpected and complete failure of the high-voltage power supply at the particle accelerator where I work!

I strongly suspect that the machine is actually a soopa high-kaPOWer death-beam world-domination-O-laser, so it only makes sense that the HAARP boys* would try to shut us down.

THINK ABOUT IT!




*: I use the word 'boys' quite wrongly; all staff of HAARP are, of course, rendered to a neutral gender state to avoid the staffing problems inherrant in a mixed workforce who are designing dooms-day equipment. Every time there's a breakthrough they rush off to copulate "for the last time" before the end of the world. DoomTrend, the well known Evil opinion pollsters and statisticians, estimated that Evil Commerce lost over $13.6 billion to "end of the world nookie" last year alone!
 
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Evolved Wookie said:
Yesterday, we had an unexpected and complete failure of the high-voltage power supply at the particle accelerator where I work!

I strongly suspect that the machine is actually a soopa high-kaPOWer death-beam world-domination-O-laser, so it only makes sense that the HAARP boys* would try to shut us down.

THINK ABOUT IT!
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Today we had the military planes (was told they were the new ones Australia got) fly over and a power outage (first time in years we've had one without a storm) follow within 30 mins of them doing so, a good 10 mins out - longest in years again.
 
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rorylee said:
Today we had the military planes (was told they were the new ones Australia got) fly over and a power outage (first time in years we've had one without a storm) follow within 30 mins of them doing so, a good 10 mins out - longest in years again.
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What exactly does this garbled non-account of some random events that may have occurred during your day have to do with the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program?
 
Akhenaten said:
What exactly does this garbled non-account of some random events that may have occurred during your day have to do with the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program?
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Who can tell? Yesterday I had a scratch in the jock region and within 30 minutes it was raining.
 
Akhenaten said:
What exactly does this garbled non-account of some random events that may have occurred during your day have to do with the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program?
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It's really quite simple... The reptoids hate it when he runs the blender while his mom vacuums the carpet so they used HAARP to trip the circuit breaker. Don't you get it? I have like nine youtube videos that prove it. So prove me wrong, but you can't!
 
Sideroxylon said:
Who can tell? Yesterday I had a scratch in the jock region and within 30 minutes it was raining.
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Not a bad effort, but your spelling and grammar have let you down a bit.

Next time, try writing your response with each word on a separate slip of paper and then jumble them up to acheive a final draft.

The spelling is trickier though, and I'd suggest as a start that you transpose 'e' and 'a'. It's only a pseudo-imbecile look, but it will help you get by until you suffer the brain damage required to produce world-class gibberish.

Also, try to remember that sentences should always end in either '!!!' or 'lol'.


Sean84 said:
It's really quite simple... The reptoids hate it when he runs the blender while his mom vacuums the carpet so they used HAARP to trip the circuit breaker. Don't you get it? I have like nine youtube videos that prove it. So prove me wrong, but you can't!
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Started off shakily by displaying far too much knowledge of how some things actually work, however, the arrogant condescension and reference to youtube in the second half have saved the day. The structure of the final sentence could have been improved with a little more mangling, but it shows great promise.

Again, spelling seems to be the hardest thing to master and I'll repeat my advice that simple vowel transpositions can achieve passable results.

Also, please pay more attention to sentence endings. The lack of lols is a quite noticeable shortcoming..
 
Akhenaten said:
What exactly does this garbled non-account of some random events that may have occurred during your day have to do with the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program?
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I could ask the same with the above dozen posts..
 
rorylee said:
I could ask the same with the above dozen posts..
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That would not really fly as you are the one claiming HAARP is something else that just atmospheric/radio research and therefore you have to provide the evidence.

The rest of us are just passing time until then with assorted jokes.
 
Yestardey in our yard hoped two rabbetts, these where the first ons I ever seen in a pear and not 1 hour latter out cabel and innernet was our.
 
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