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Rorylee: The earthquakes were not caused by HAARP, and here's why. Its use leaves a characteristic signature that the military has not been able to eliminate. Just before the earthquake hits, there's a series of low-frequency buzzings, like a bicycle horn. Then concentric depressions appear all around.
The military doesn't want to use this superweapon until they can get rid of the HAARP O marks.
 
Well, I hereby declare that my toaster can cause hurricanes via "pneumatic reverse osmosis oxidation." I speculate that my motive to use it will be that I'm an evil supervillain that lives in a lair under a volcano and my first use of it will be to devastate Bangladesh for no particular reason. That's just how we evil dudes roll. I will, furthermore, keep my killer toaster in a relatively undefended location where college graduate students and National Geographic film crews will have access to it. I just hope a bunch of sharp internet sleuths don't find me out.
 
Do not forget to place the mandatory BIG RED self destruction button at a visible site with easy access and to make sure its function is easily recognizable by signs and text (Braille included).

In case of doubt consult the "Supervillain Handbook" or the "Supervillain Secret Base and Doomsday Device Building and Maintenance Regulations". NWO has its own codes but they are not that diferent. If you are a supervillain working for some organization contracted by NWO (example: SPECTRE) and follow Supervillains Syndicate's rules you should be OK, but keep an eye for slightly different specs on hidden accesses and exits.
 
Travis said:
Well, I hereby declare that my toaster can cause hurricanes via "pneumatic reverse osmosis oxidation." I speculate that my motive to use it will be that I'm an evil supervillain that lives in a lair under a volcano and my first use of it will be to devastate Bangladesh for no particular reason. That's just how we evil dudes roll. I will, furthermore, keep my killer toaster in a relatively undefended location where college graduate students and National Geographic film crews will have access to it. I just hope a bunch of sharp internet sleuths don't find me out.
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Do you have any work for minions? The economy has been sluggish of late. Minions are having a hard time getting an evil job.
 
Health and safety regs are making supervillainy more trouble than it's worth.
 
Travis said:
Well, I hereby declare that my toaster can cause hurricanes via "pneumatic reverse osmosis oxidation." I speculate that my motive to use it will be that I'm an evil supervillain that lives in a lair under a volcano and my first use of it will be to devastate Bangladesh for no particular reason. That's just how we evil dudes roll. I will, furthermore, keep my killer toaster in a relatively undefended location where college graduate students and National Geographic film crews will have access to it. I just hope a bunch of sharp internet sleuths don't find me out.
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Will you do it in 2012?
 
TjW said:
Rorylee: The earthquakes were not caused by HAARP, and here's why. Its use leaves a characteristic signature that the military has not been able to eliminate. Just before the earthquake hits, there's a series of low-frequency buzzings, like a bicycle horn. Then concentric depressions appear all around.
The military doesn't want to use this superweapon until they can get rid of the HAARP O marks.
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Actually, they have another facility here in Southern California where they've been working on eliminating those depressions.
It's in this area:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sou...8&hq=&hnear=Chico,+Butte,+California&t=h&z=10


that made me laugh, TjW!
 
Akhenaten said:
You seem to have stumbled across Operation 'Duck Soup'.

This confirms a lot of rumours that I've been hearing.
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Yes, yes; but enough of this monkey business. It's all horse feathers, anyway. We should get back to directly addressing the cocoanuts in this thread.
 
Cosmic Roy said:
Safe-Keeper, thanks again for bringing that Skeptoid episode to my attention.

rorylee, if you haven't already done so, I strongly recommend that you listen to it when you have a few minutes to spare. It's an easy listen and I think you'll find it illuminating.
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Get uncap in 3 days - on 28k atm - i'll have another listen then =]
 
Belz... said:
Don't you think it's improbable that your musings about such a non-existent technology would be true ?

I mean, why do people "think of it" and then start believing in what they've just essentially made up ?
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It wasn't like that at all, i didn't want to mention it in this thread but to better explain it, its a thought that wasn't my own i got after watching a show relating to it on TV/Internet.

Then i looked for possible ways as i said 'IF' it could be done. I found 2, 1 a fact and 2 a theory with no proof.
 
TjW said:
Rorylee: The earthquakes were not caused by HAARP, and here's why. Its use leaves a characteristic signature that the military has not been able to eliminate. Just before the earthquake hits, there's a series of low-frequency buzzings, like a bicycle horn. Then concentric depressions appear all around.
The military doesn't want to use this superweapon until they can get rid of the HAARP O marks.
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Ahh k, interesting to say the least. How do you know this?

I could relate that back to Speculation #2 with someone knowing where the O marks came from and hitting back at the source of it :D Speculation of course. But does make sense.

for example - Japan uses weapon on Chile - O marks left and source found/traced to be coming from Japan - Jedi Strikes back at Japan Island, saying we know it was you lol.
 
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