Sandwiches as a metaphor for Truth

[TJM]

The 911 truther has no tools to make a the sandwich of truth.

They do it all the time:

Take a steaming pile of BS and stuff it between a couple slices of baloney, wash it down with a big ol' mug of stupid.

It just needs a celebrity name. I think I'll call this one the Richard Gage.

 

[Thunder]

Discuss what? You still can't validate the official version of 9/11?

you are joking...right?

the facts speak for themselves. 9-11 was done by 19 hijackers, 4 planes, fire, and gravity.

this makes me wanna start a new thread:

"If 9-11 Truth was a sandwhich, what kind of sandwhich would it be?"

 

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

If anyone happens to put a sandwich in the microwave, make sure to call it either: Judy Wood or James Fetzer.

Because you know they love their sandwichs heated up by an evil death ray.

 

[Thunder]

if 9-11 Truth was a sandwhich, it would be a falafel with whole wheat pita.

i have no idea why.

 

[Sam.I.Am]

If anyone happens to put a sandwich in the microwave, make sure to call it either: Judy Wood or James Fetzer.

Because you know they love their sandwichs heated up by an evil death ray.

Take 4 slices of freshly sliced smoked ham and make two stacks of them side by side on a plate, nuke for 20 minutes, cut 2 fairly thick slices of extra sharp cheddar cheese and place them on top of the ham, nuke again for 15 minutes, let stand. Get 2 slices of Wonder Bread and lightly toast them then slather on some mayo and yellow mustard. Place both stacks of ham and cheese on once slice of the bread and cover with the other. I'll call it the fetzer fizzler.

(replace minutes for seconds and you've got a yummy sammich though.)

 

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

Take 4 slices of freshly sliced smoked ham and make two stacks of them side by side on a plate, nuke for 20 minutes, cut 2 fairly thick slices of extra sharp cheddar cheese and place them on top of the ham, nuke again for 15 minutes, let stand. Get 2 slices of Wonder Bread and lightly toast them then slather on some mayo and yellow mustard. Place both stacks of ham and cheese on once slice of the bread and cover with the other. I'll call it the fetzer fizzler.

(replace minutes for seconds and you've got a yummy sammich though.)

I've got a tear in my eye.........from laughing so hard! Fetzer Fizzler, that's a great name for a sandwich.

What about Judy Wood?

 

[Sam.I.Am]

I've got a tear in my eye.........from laughing so hard! Fetzer Fizzler, that's a great name for a sandwich.

What about Judy Wood?

Replace ham with Lebanon Baloney and call it the Wood Not.

(have you seen how they make that stuff?)

 

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

Replace ham with Lebanon Baloney and call it the Wood Not.

(have you seen how they make that stuff?)

OMG, now that 1 is a real winner, the Wood Not!

Yup, seen it on TV about Lebanon Baloney.

 

[Sam.I.Am]

OMG, now that 1 is a real winner, the Wood Not!

Yup, seen it on TV about Lebanon Baloney.

Way back when I used to live outside of Hershey (Hummelstown/Grantville) and we would go to the factories for Seltzers and Grandma Utz's. The wife was born out there and loved the baloney, I on the other hand thought it was way too sweet.

 

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

Way back when I used to live outside of Hershey (Hummelstown/Grantville) and we would go to the factories for Seltzers and Grandma Utz's. The wife was born out there and loved the baloney, I on the other hand thought it was way too sweet.

I believe that anything that comes out near Hershey is sweet. I've always got a sweet tooth!

 

[aggle-rithm]

Another debunker fail thread. This place is a graveyard.

Fortunately there are many other forums here, where we can debunk many other ridiculous ideas. Have you contributed to any of them?

 

[aggle-rithm]

I believe that anything that comes out near Hershey is sweet.

I hope this isn't a metaphor.

 

[aggle-rithm]

Let's say you are a conformist-o-phile. You...

 

[Thunder]

This place is a graveyard.

um....have you been to the Loose Change forum in the last year?

talk about graveyards. they often go 3 days without a single new post.

 

[Macgyver1968]

You call this a Kobe beef phily cheesesteak with white truffles?!?! Baaaah!! I wouldn't give this to my dog!

Nice OP.

 

[rwguinn]

Called it.

nice shot.
Like fish in a barrel, or flock-shooting tweety-birds at dusk, it is hard to miss, though...

 

[RedIbis]

I don't mean to interrupt another opportunity at taking such clever potshots at your favorite non-existent monolith, but what you have is an anology, not a metaphor.

 

[Macgyver1968]

I don't mean to interrupt another opportunity at taking such clever potshots at your favorite non-existent monolith, but what you have is an anology, not a metaphor.

Score one for the bird.

 

[Childlike Empress]

I don't mean to interrupt another opportunity at taking such clever potshots at your favorite non-existent monolith, but what you have is an anology, not a metaphor.

And an excellent one, describing the denialist stance of our duhbunkie friends over the years. No surprise nobody cares to butter them anything anymore.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

Discuss.

I think there should be a universal rule against OPs ending with this word.