Drudgewire
Critical Doofus
- Joined
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What exactly is a professional librarian?
One who:
1. Has a thorough understanding of and employs the Dewey Decimal System.
2. Keeps track of overdue books and assigns fines based on the length out past due date.
3. Trains chosen teenage girls to protect Sunnydale from the vampire menace.