See, this is exactly what I'm arguing against.
Pain is a behaviour of part of your body and you respond to it by another set of behaviours. There is no reason whatsoever to describe pain as anything else, except some philosophical need for those experiences to be "special".
I perhaps ought to explain my previous outburst...
For 25 years, between when I was about 8 and when I was 33, if somebody had asked me what consciousness or subjective experience was (including felt pain) then I would have answered "it is information processing in the brain." But regardless of the fact that I gave that answer with some degree of confidence, I was never really 100% happy with it. The reason I gave it at all was simple: I couldn't think of any other answer that I would be willing to accept, and the reason for
that was in no small part my loathing of religion, paranormalism and anything that wasn't based on science. I gave that answer because I felt there was no other viable option.
This all eventually came to a head 8 years ago, after I had explained to a friend of mine that I had reached a conclusion that the whole of reality was mathematical and "came from nothing" in the same way that 1 and -1 come from zero. He replied that I was talking about Yin and Yang. I had not intended to be talking about Yin and Yang, but had little choice but to admit there was an important resemblance. We then got onto the subject of consciousness. He insisted that "consciousness is everywhere". I adamantly defended the claim that it was "information processing in the brain" and we ended up having a serious bust-up about it. Then I went away and thought about it some more and I eventually found the courage to admit that, actually, what I was saying didn't make any sense. I never came fully around to his position either - I am not a panpsychist and I do not believe "consciousness is everywhere". But it was at that point that I finally stopped trying to deny the bald fact that consciousness IS NOT "information processing" and started searching for some other answer which
actually made sense.
The reason I get annoyed with the materialists here is that I see them living in the same state of denial that I was in for 25 years. The ONLY people who adamantly insist that consciousness is information processing or behaviour are those who are actually trying to fit consciousness into a scientistic materialist worldview where it simply
does not fit. The fact that right now you can't think of any better explanations does not mean that your current beliefs are correct and certainly does not justify you accusing other people, who are simply stating the obvious, of being psychologically scared of agreeing with your own inadequate explanations. The truth, which is all too easy to admit now, is that it was ME who had been scared of admitting the truth about consciousness, and that in turn was due to childhood experiences that turned me off anything connected with religion and caused me to try to find scientific explanations for things which have no scientific explanation.
There are all sorts of things which people believe because they "want to feel special". They include "Jesus is looking after me", "I create my own reality" and all manner of other nonsense, but they do NOT include "conscious experiences are not the same thing as information processing or behaviour". You must start with the FACTS and leave the psychoanalysis until after you've accepted those FACTS for what they are, instead of starting with "people who believe in religion and paranormal stuff are psychologically weak and want to feel special" and then ending up talking abject nonsense about what consciousness "is".
THE FACTS: "behaviour" and "information processing" are physical activities which we associated with all sorts of things which we do NOT consider to be conscious*, and it logically follows that consciousness is neither information processing nor behaviour.
*At least, we don't consider them to be conscious unless we have put the cart before the horse and ended up believing total **** like "car engines are conscious". If you have a belief system which leads you to believe that car engines or calculators are conscious, or that there isn't any difference between behaviour and consciousness
then it is time to start thinking about how you got yourself into such a ludicrous mess, not time to start accusing people who disagree with you of being pyschologically weak. I did not reject the stupidity of mainstream religion in order to end up believing something equally stupid in the name of science, and neither should you.