fullflavormenthol said:
If Rush Limbaugh dies, every public figure will feel obliged to say a few nice things about him.
Why on Earth would you want that to happen?
Oh man...it will be Jerry Falwell all over again. I wanted to throw up for about a week hearing all the
good things about Falwell..
This reminded me of a blog I posted in 2007:
Jerry Falwell, Dead at Last
As an atheist, I'm sometimes called upon to answer what would make me change my beliefs to become a Christian. One answer would be for God to answer the following prayer I wrote in honor of Jerry Falwell's overdue demise.
Dear Lord,
Let me first start off by thanking you for killing Jerry Falwell. I'm sure if you're a just God like Christians say, that glutton is roasting in a lake of fire right now trying to slurp the gravy from his own melting fat. Frankly, I was a little disappointed it took you so long, but I understand your ways are mysterious, blah, blah, blah.
I know from the Bible that you're really good at killing, from torturing little children with cancer to smiting entire cities because you saw some homos kissing. Now you have the opportunity to go on a roll with another killing spree. So I pray to you to kill the following people ASAP followed by hell with knashing of teeth etc. etc. You know the drill Babe.
- G. W. Bush: Please don't make a martyr out of him by having him assassinated. I would like him to die on the toilet like Elvis slumped over in his own vomit. Maybe you could make his balls explode or something. No, even better, have Cheney shoot him and then kill himself.
- Pat Robertson: Just kill him and get it over with - you're already way too late.
- All the other TV preachers.
- Rush Limbaugh
- My next door neighbor with the 6 dogs that bark all night. If you don't do it, I will.
If you can deliver on this prayer within 90 days I will believe in You.
Praise Jesus and Santa, blah, blah, blah - you know the rest.
Amen.