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Attention, NWO

jhunter1163 said:
Suuuuuuuuure you wouldn't, Lefty.
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For the record, the new regenerative compound doesn't actually grow back missing limbs. Sure, it looks like it at first, but then new limb buds off into a complete evil clone of you, who is immediately promoted over you.
 
Rogue1stclass said:
For the record, the new regenerative compound doesn't actually grow back missing limbs. Sure, it looks like it at first, but then new limb buds off into a complete evil clone of you, who is immediately promoted over you.
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Have you not figured it out yet?. The clone isn't actually flesh, it's just a different form of the compound made to imitate flesh.

Step 1:
Take a sword, any sword at all, of your choice of metal, and lace with quantum impurities. This is done easier by ordering a sword off the Greys, who have the timewarp capacity to do the process for you.

Step 2:Catch your clone off guard and chop off all limbs and the head. This is easier said than done, as your clone is genetically programmed to sense quantum impurities. At this point, the limbs and head will start to reform. Note, however, that they will reform as a silver metallic substance. These are the quantum impurities at work. Soon you should have 4 metallic versions of you. The original clone will regrow, but the rest of the tissue will be converted to metal, giving you 5 metal clones. Each of these clones are as submissive as the original was evil.

Step 3: So now you have 5 metal minions under you, and you have taken your clones job, which may or may not be in a higher position than your old one was. The only thing to do now is to put the sword on expenses :D
 
Can anyone tell me what the holdup is with the gold fringe I requisitioned? I filed the UCC-999 over three weeks ago, and here I am sitting on 50,000 unfringed flags.

If this situation is not rectified, I'm going to have judges in my district trying cases in COMMON LAW COURTS. You all know what that means...

I swear, this place is getting as bad as Immigration...
 
*whistles an unpleasant screechy tune as she decorates her new office with tons of gold fringe she found in a box outside the door*
 
LissaLysikan said:
*whistles an unpleasant screechy tune as she decorates her new office with tons of gold fringe she found in a box outside the door*
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Hey! Those weren't for you! Those are on loan from the local Scottish Rite/Admiralty Court. They're for sending the Freemen on the Land groups into a tizzy.
 
Aw. And it was so dreadfully tacky, too. I like tacky.
*puts the fringe away and decorates with recovered alien spaceship pieces*
 
Look, the gold fringe can wait. Has anybody seen the reptiloid toilet off their spacecraft? Supposedly it was sent in to be emptied and cleaned, but nobody seems to have received it. They're not pissed off yet, but they'd sure like to be.
 
TjW said:
Look, the gold fringe can wait. Has anybody seen the reptiloid toilet off their spacecraft? Supposedly it was sent in to be emptied and cleaned, but nobody seems to have received it. They're not pissed off yet, but they'd sure like to be.
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Surely you don't mean the...

Gravitiational Liquid Evacuation Nebulizing Nullifier Beta Echo Charlie Kilo?
 
leafman91 said:
Step 1:
Take a sword, any sword at all, of your choice of metal, and lace with quantum impurities. This is done easier by ordering a sword off the Greys, who have the timewarp capacity to do the process for you.
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I can arrange a sweet deal that doesn't involve the Greys, if you like. You know how unreliable they can be, with all their "meepmeep" and their sudden disintegrations. Best to avoid trying to deal with them at all in my opinion.
 
arthwollipot said:
I can arrange a sweet deal that doesn't involve the Greys, if you like. You know how unreliable they can be, with all their "meepmeep" and their sudden disintegrations. Best to avoid trying to deal with them at all in my opinion.
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Oh, dear Lords.

Tell me you aren't dealing with the Cho people and their immortality swords?
 
Bad idea

LissaLysikan said:
Eeeew! Couldn't you at least make them cute?
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Last time that was done, the NWO chapter in that galaxy far, far away was overthrown.

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TjW said:
Look, the gold fringe can wait. Has anybody seen the reptiloid toilet off their spacecraft? Supposedly it was sent in to be emptied and cleaned, but nobody seems to have received it. They're not pissed off yet, but they'd sure like to be.
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So that's what that is!! When it came in I asked the guy down the hall what he thought it was and he said it looked like an miniature of an Iraqi portable nevre gas generator (known in the rest of the world as a water purifier).

I had been using it to prop open the window this summer when the a/c went on the fritz. I am now shutting the window so you can pick it up at my office at FEMA camp # 12B, Central region. I am on the second floor which is one large open office. Just call out my name when you get there.
Or give me your adress and I'll arrange transport along the underground high speed rail.



.... or you could just tell them it is better to be pissed off than pissed on anyways.
 
jaydeehess said:
So that's what that is!! When it came in I asked the guy down the hall what he thought it was and he said it looked like an miniature of an Iraqi portable nevre gas generator (known in the rest of the world as a water purifier).

I had been using it to prop open the window this summer when the a/c went on the fritz. I am now shutting the window so you can pick it up at my office at FEMA camp # 12B, Central region. I am on the second floor which is one large open office. Just call out my name when you get there.
Or give me your adress and I'll arrange transport along the underground high speed rail.



.... or you could just tell them it is better to be pissed off than pissed on anyways.
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Speaking 'o' which, the whole Cairo complex is under due to a massive tunnel collapse which has prety much severed the place in half. This includes the high speed rail for the moment, but we've got the Venutian team working on it. The main problem is that the blockage is composed completely of manifold condensate, which is why we've got sapling acid on the job, but due to the quantum irregularities with manifold condensate (especially while it's being corroded) they've put the whole complex under timelock for now, in case anything 'happens'. In relation to that, I need 3 for a night shift in the Olfactor containment division, as Cairo really don't need the nose back at this point in time.
 
JoeyDonuts said:
Surely you don't mean the...

Gravitiational Liquid Evacuation Nebulizing Nullifier Beta Echo Charlie Kilo?
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hi Joey.

I have nothing to add in referenceto the quote.
just wanted to say I like the waveform monitor of colour bars avatar.

I'd change mine to a vectorscope pic of them but it would be like stealing your idea.
 
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