Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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Oh my goodness, I can't believe I missed this...

My name is Clare,

I enjoy starry nights and walking in rivers,
I also enjoy screaming and scaring the crap out of humans.

If you're looking for a good time I can be contacted at
www.williamparcherdatingservice.com

Hope to here from you soon.

Clare County Clare


I am not her pimp!


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At this point, forget Goony Goo Goo. There is really no other choice than the Cheap A Simps for a social group and thread.
 
That is a good name. But I would drop the "s", and just call it Cheap A Simp. Do you remember the origin of that brand new figure of speech? I do.
 
That is a good name. But I would drop the "s", and just call it Cheap A Simp. Do you remember the origin of that brand new figure of speech? I do.

Because it is a social group of people I thought it best to add an "s". Though, the Cheap a Simps sounds like a Bigfoot skeptic band name would be if there ever was such a horrible thing. The Cheap A Simp JREF social group? That may work better. Anyone have a preference? Just right out of nowhere but I had also considered The Dead Bigfoots Society. That one is good, too.

It's funny but when I tried to think and remember the origin of cheap a simp, I had it mixed up in my head with this old thing I picked up from tube that he got from Volsquatch at BFF about the use of a misspelling "pner". I had to dig for it and came back to the Parcher on MK...

William Parcher in the 411 PGF said:
2) The soundtrack has fascinating lyrics like...

We control the datamatics
We control the big deek
We control the gofreads
We're control the traffic lights
We control the puterglife
We control the cheap a simp...

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2765838&postcount=5858

Sadly, that youtube link is down.
 
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Because it is a social group of people I thought it best to add an "s". Though, the Cheap a Simps sounds like a Bigfoot skeptic band name would be if there ever was such a horrible thing. The Cheap A Simp JREF social group?

I don't like the "s" because it sounds like the club members are Cheap A Simps. But (coming from the guy that actually made the term) CAS maybe ought not used as a pronoun or name for anything in particular. It's an ambiguous term for stupid or meaningless, but it isn't used to describe anything specific. Of course, anybody can use it any way they want... but I would only use it as the complete phrase, "We control the cheap a simp."

Improper usage: "I saw a baby Bigfoot sitting on a limb." Response from audience - "That's a cheap a simp baby Bigfoot." or "That baby Bigfoot is a cheap a simp."

Proper usage: "I saw a baby Bigfoot sitting on a limb." Response from audience - "We control the cheap a simp."


I had to dig for it and came back to the Parcher on MK...

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2765838&postcount=5858

Sadly, that youtube link is down.

Well, you know I had never heard the song being played in that MK Davis YT clip. It was LTC that told me it was by Neil Young.

Here you can hear the song and see the lyrics. Did Neil Young borrow Peter Frampton's voicebox?
 
I don't like the "s" because it sounds like the club members are Cheap A Simps. But (coming from the guy that actually made the term) CAS maybe ought not used as a pronoun or name for anything in particular. It's an ambiguous term for stupid or meaningless, but it isn't used to describe anything specific. Of course, anybody can use it any way they want... but I would only use it as the complete phrase, "We control the cheap a simp."

Improper usage: "I saw a baby Bigfoot sitting on a limb." Response from audience - "That's a cheap a simp baby Bigfoot." or "That baby Bigfoot is a cheap a simp."

Proper usage: "I saw a baby Bigfoot sitting on a limb." Response from audience - "We control the cheap a simp."

I think you are correct about this. My intention was rather simple in simply recognizing that cheap a simp can be representative of humour and sense of people that spend time making Bigfoot/cryptoweirdness but cheap a simp is not unlike Susan (as in "don't be a Susan") in that I would not want to refer to myself as a cheap a simp or a Susan. I think We Control The Cheap A Simp is more appropriate name for a group of people that like to write Bigfoot/crypto observational weirdness.


Well, you know I had never heard the song being played in that MK Davis YT clip. It was LTC that told me it was by Neil Young.

Here you can hear the song and see the lyrics. Did Neil Young borrow Peter Frampton's voicebox?

Tonight, when I am DJing in the club for my VOX night, I am going to play We R In Control. I will control the cheap a simp.
 
...I promise you wears sandals with big white socks pulled right up to the knees

I'm afraid you might be shunning your muse. It would explain the lack of a preponderance of footprints relative to the large number of sightings
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BigTex and the Kill Zone - A BFF Adventure


Bigfoot is on the loose in the Texas backcountry. BigTex is on the scene with regular updates. It seems that Bigfoot has made some kind of hobby out of killing just about every kind of animal around and putting them in one small area. Maybe it isn’t Bigfoot. Anyway, all creatures great and small are found in uneaten and busted-up states of decomposition. Lots of pictures in the thread. It’s a real mystery all right.


BigTex on BFF said:
I'm just a guy who has spent many years hiking in the woods with a good eye for detail, and a good working knowledge of the wild life. Of course, my one sighting of a Bigfoot, and what I would term as several 'near misses', has caused me to look at things a bit different, but like to stay more objective in this forum.

VERY dangerous customer, and just like people, their mood can be effected by many things at any given moment. It's just my opinion, but the Southern species seems quite a bit more aggressive, and apey, than their Pacific NW cousin. Plus they have been shot at plenty down here – that's the mentality in the South - shoot first, ask questions later. If you are looking for them, you will get a different and aggressive response than you would them seeking you out for curiousity sake. They can also seek you out over territorial matters, and more aggression. If I catch some fool sneaking over my back fence, they will get a totally different side of me than the UPS guy ringing the door bell.......same for our hairy friend.........try not to PISS HIM OFF!

I went to the 'Kill Zone' yesterday, referred to in earlier posts, and for the first time since May. From what I could tell, there were 3 new dead Deer, and this poor dog pictured below. Teeth were not used to kill this poor fellow, and appeared to be beaten to death, like something had it by the back legs, and beat it up & down on the ground. It was torn in half, the neck was twisted around, the lower jaw was pulled back at 180 degrees and dislocated. This was somebodies pet, and far from home. Has anyone seen anything like this?

They got a Dogsmasher running around.


Texas Bigfoot said:
Damn, that's exactly what King Kong did to the T-Rex. That dog bit off more than he could chew.

bipedalist said:
Man, you better get a high powered "go team" down there BigTex, you are hot onto something big, bad, and primed to tango. Sounds like high-tech and high caliber is the only way to go. Know any good INS people with a predator drone, this bears watching from a distance? Could you check for organ placement in the dog to see if anything was missing? Where was the other half? How about the condition of the deer? Worthy of checking organs or not?
 
I thought this was a skeptic forum, not a "let me look and laugh at some one else's" forum. Grow up and get back to serious discussion, WP.
 
BigTex and the Kill Zone - A BFF Adventure


Bigfoot is on the loose in the Texas backcountry. BigTex is on the scene with regular updates. It seems that Bigfoot has made some kind of hobby out of killing just about every kind of animal around and putting them in one small area. Maybe it isn’t Bigfoot. Anyway, all creatures great and small are found in uneaten and busted-up states of decomposition. Lots of pictures in the thread. It’s a real mystery all right.




They got a Dogsmasher Dumbazz running around.

There ya go
 
BigTex and the Kill Zone - A BFF Adventure


Bigfoot is on the loose in the Texas backcountry. BigTex is on the scene with regular updates. It seems that Bigfoot has made some kind of hobby out of killing just about every kind of animal around and putting them in one small area. Maybe it isn’t Bigfoot. Anyway, all creatures great and small are found in uneaten and busted-up states of decomposition. Lots of pictures in the thread. It’s a real mystery all right.

They got a Dogsmasher running around.


Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot.
 
Guys were seeing them in Vietnam?

BFF thread on Vietnam Rock Apes.



Various quotes...


The rock apes in Nam used to throw rocks at us, thats why we were very careful with grenades, they would through them back!

When I heard the stories of the *Jungle People*, I showed Bounpheng the Patterson-Gimlin film. His exact response was, "Looks like same thing but ours not fat." He also said that often when his group was camping in mountainous regions, their sleep would be interrupted by rocks being thrown into their campsite.

There are also accounts of groups of them being mistaken for VC at night and drawing fire

...he quickly said that we saw Rock Apes all the time. Sometimes they would throw rocks at us. He described them as being brown in color and between four and five feet tall.

Was visiting with a neighbor the other day... he shared several encounters with an animal he called 'the ape'. Not gorillas or chimps or spider monkeys, these were slightly larger than a man, covered with a long black hair, and were reportedly very intelligent. When provoked, they attacked both the VC as well as our GI's, and they were apparently reasonably plentiful in country.

My neighbor was telling me the apes would occasionally sneak into camp and hideout in the latrine, actually killed a GI there, and then the squad went out and killed the ape - just buried it - no real curiousity about what it was - too busy trying to survive.

Next night the camp was attacked by rocks from the treeline which the guys assumed to have been a learned behavior - when the airstrip was being put in the GI's threw rocks to clear the Apes out the treeline. Of course we now know that rock throwing is an established behavior - but the whole story and how it came up was fascinating.

The Navy SEALs made regular contact with the Rock Apes in VN. We didnt bother them and they didnt bother us. If one was wounded by a mine the others hauled him away, no one left behind, that got our respect.

He stated that out of all the things that scared him in Vietnam, these "Rock Apes" were at the very top. He stated that from what he remembers, these apes were not overly large; about the size of a small adult. What he could not get over was how SMART and STRONG these animals were.

My uncle stated that throughout his tour, some soldiers had shot some of these animals; sometimes killing them and sometimes wounding them. He stated that a couple of times soldiers did this on purpose, but a couple of times it occurred by accident. My uncle stated that when a shooting occured purposefully, the animals' family/companions were able to remember exactly which solider killed or wounded an animal and would attack that exact solider at night in his sleeping bag. He stated that a couple of soldiers were ripped to pieces and a couple of soldiers were able to fend off the attacks, but were wounded badly. My uncle emphasized that the attacks only occurred, when the shooting was done intentionally. With that being said, my uncle firmly believes these animals were capable of at least 3 things, which involve fairly high cognitive abilities - the ability to remember another primate, the ability to plan, and the ability to determine intent. Finally, my uncle stated that he never got a REALLY good look at one of these things because they were for the most part very nocturnal.
 
Apparently.....allegedly....Adam Davies' team members just saw an Orang Pendek...:)...and, gathered up some physical evidence...


I’m on my way to Tyler…but I just received this…so I’ll post it quickly:

“Yeti sighted in Jungle !!!! Two team members have sighted the Yeti while we were in the jungle. I heard a large animal moving towards us. Subsequently the creature was then sighted by team member Dave Archer and Sahar Didmus, a forest ranger. I have a sworn affadavit from Sahar to that effect. It hid from us by a tree, before moving rapidly and bipedally through the jungle. Dave describes the OP [Orang Pendek] as looking almost chimpanzee-like. Sahar was so upset and disturbed he began sobbing, and I had to comfort him. We have taken hair samples found at the site, and bagged some rattan which it was eating. We will have these analysed by Todd Disotell. Numerous tracks also found……………!!!!!!!!” ~ Adam Davies (enroute out of Indonesia via Singapore)



Link:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/op-sighted/
 
BFF Thread said:
My neighbor was telling me the apes would occasionally sneak into camp and hideout in the latrine, actually killed a GI there, and then the squad went out and killed the ape - just buried it - no real curiousity about what it was - too busy trying to survive.

Too busy trying to survive... But not too busy to dig a hole and bury it.
 
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