Teh July Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of July

  • 1) Peer review the peer review

    Votes: 20 20.8%

  • 2) Few casualties on 9/11

    Votes: 11 11.5%

  • 3) Only 1% are alive

    Votes: 12 12.5%

  • 4) Words are "magic"

    Votes: 11 11.5%

  • 5) We'll investigate after toppling civilization

    Votes: 9 9.4%

  • 6) Why was the thing that was done, not done?

    Votes: 16 16.7%

  • 7) Using four colors is suspicious

    Votes: 7 7.3%

  • 8) The Queen simulates the bombings

    Votes: 7 7.3%

  • 9) 110 hand claps proves something

    Votes: 25 26.0%

  • 10) Smoking stops the chemtrails

    Votes: 16 16.7%

  • 11) THIS IS TRUTH!

    Votes: 18 18.8%

  • 12) Hundreds of failed attempts is a sign of "success"

    Votes: 12 12.5%

  • 13) He saw zero gravity

    Votes: 11 11.5%

  • 14) Only the public will be fooled

    Votes: 12 12.5%

  • 15) Holocaust deniers will liberate America

    Votes: 17 17.7%

  • 16) Earth has no center, anymore

    Votes: 13 13.5%

  • 17) There is no reality to the way the world "is"

    Votes: 41 42.7%

  • 18) They taped over our trips to the stars

    Votes: 7 7.3%

  • 19) The vaccines will work but are still scary

    Votes: 13 13.5%

  • 20) Numerology, again, proves NOTHING!

    Votes: 22 22.9%
  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .
I usually vote for several entries, but #17 is such a thing of perfection, symmetry and beauty that I simply couldn't bring myself to vote for any others.

Dave
 
What do you get when you cross multiply ignorance by arrogance and then integrate over the whole mass? #16

And maybe it's just me, but it I just get a kick out it when the paranoid gets so far out that it wraps around and comes back again - kind of an Atari-World of woo-logic. #19 (#10 is almost there)
 
Mr.D said:
What do you get when you cross multiply ignorance by arrogance and then integrate over the whole mass? #16

And maybe it's just me, but it I just get a kick out it when the paranoid gets so far out that it wraps around and comes back again - kind of an Atari-World of woo-logic. #19 (#10 is almost there)
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Personally, #19 was my favorite. But this is a public vote.
 
For all the laudatory comments heaped on #17, it fails to bring the ferocious truth power of #11; power that can only be reasonably displayed and achieved with ALL CAPS.
 
I vote 19, for dangerous+st00pid!! Combo points.

I am not sure, but I think no. 3, is not actually that stupid: I think around 5 of 100 people are alive. Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_population (I know, I know...) cites

"Carl Haub of the Population Reference Bureau in 1995 and subsequently updated in 2002; the updated figure was approximately 106 billion. Haub characterized this figure as an estimate which required "selecting population sizes for different points from antiquity to the present and applying assumed birth rates to each period". Given an estimated global population of 6.2 billion in 2002, it could be inferred that about 6% of all people who had ever existed were alive in 2002
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OK, that's still incredible stupid put..
 
I voted for #14. I know it's not really all that spectacular, but I have a deep love for moon hoax arguments which rest on the premise that NASA could spend years, and billions of dollars, executing the most ambitious and daring hoax in the history of the world - and then make an error so mind-scorchingly stupid and obvious that a five year old could spot it, which is nonetheless missed by every astronomer, space buff and generally halfway-intelligent person on Earth for 40 years.

See also: "someone left the door open" (fluttering flag); "oops, I knew there was something we forgot" (no stars); "I didn't think it would ever occur to anyone" (shots of the later Apollo ascent stages lifting off from the empty moon).

But this is a new one on me, so I just had to tick its box.
 
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eirik said:
I vote 19, for dangerous+st00pid!! Combo points.

I am not sure, but I think no. 3, is not actually that stupid: I think around 5 of 100 people are alive. Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_population (I know, I know...) cites



OK, that's still incredible stupid put..
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I'm pretty confident that the person quoted in 3 means that 95% of people currently walking around are actual zombies.
 
#6 is so incomprehensible I just can't vote for it.
What is "soo idk".
Although 'cunning edge' is really, really studiable on its own.

Numerologists bore me now and I have had my fill of Apollo and 9/11 CT's.

So this time I am going with #10 and we can only assume that there will be fewer chemtrail believers in the next 20 years if they all take up smoking.
 
This is my first time playing, and I just want to comment that I love the fact that the multiple voting makes the percentages add up to much more than 100%. It's perfect.
 
carlitos said:
This is my first time playing, and I just want to comment that I love the fact that the multiple voting makes the percentages add up to much more than 100%. It's perfect.
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Above 100%? Clearly a conspiracy:boxedin:

17 got my vote, it just says so much in so few wor(l)ds.
 
awww come on,,, #10 is so obviously a winner.

Smoking as a prophylaxis against chemtrails!!!!! It has it all, misunderstanding of science and deep and profound paranoia as well as being so bleedin' ironic should the chemtrail beleivers glom onto it and take up smoking to better their health.
 
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