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Teh July Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of July

  • 1) Peer review the peer review

    Votes: 20 20.8%
  • 2) Few casualties on 9/11

    Votes: 11 11.5%
  • 3) Only 1% are alive

    Votes: 12 12.5%
  • 4) Words are "magic"

    Votes: 11 11.5%
  • 5) We'll investigate after toppling civilization

    Votes: 9 9.4%
  • 6) Why was the thing that was done, not done?

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • 7) Using four colors is suspicious

    Votes: 7 7.3%
  • 8) The Queen simulates the bombings

    Votes: 7 7.3%
  • 9) 110 hand claps proves something

    Votes: 25 26.0%
  • 10) Smoking stops the chemtrails

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • 11) THIS IS TRUTH!

    Votes: 18 18.8%
  • 12) Hundreds of failed attempts is a sign of "success"

    Votes: 12 12.5%
  • 13) He saw zero gravity

    Votes: 11 11.5%
  • 14) Only the public will be fooled

    Votes: 12 12.5%
  • 15) Holocaust deniers will liberate America

    Votes: 17 17.7%
  • 16) Earth has no center, anymore

    Votes: 13 13.5%
  • 17) There is no reality to the way the world "is"

    Votes: 41 42.7%
  • 18) They taped over our trips to the stars

    Votes: 7 7.3%
  • 19) The vaccines will work but are still scary

    Votes: 13 13.5%
  • 20) Numerology, again, proves NOTHING!

    Votes: 22 22.9%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Travis

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So, in a Stundie first June produced a three way tie. Their common thread, a tragic misunderstanding of science.

Cameras are designed to record light bouncing off objects. Thats what stars do, reflect light.​

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Man never set foot on the moon. If a Cessna 172 were in space would a spinning propeller have any effect on forward movement, or would the plane not move because of no air molecules?
A rocket may propel on earth, because it pushes against the earth or the air, in outer space, there is no air to push against, rockets are not effective in deep space.​

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If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.

If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.

Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.

Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).​

Congratulations dear winners and may you use your winnings to......well, there are no winnings, but you might want to check out Cosmos some time. until then, marvel at your virtual statuette.

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So, now, the main event.......

Teh 28th Annual Stundie Award Finals for July, 2009


1) It seems that now things are assumed to be "peer reviewed" until proven (ironically by the very act of "peer review") that they are not.
Until you guys perform a peer reviewed study of why Bentham is not a legitinate source for the peer review of scientific papers they (and the Jones- Harrit paper) stand unopposed and unchallenged in any way that counts.
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2) In this alternate universe very few people died during the 9/11 attacks. Presumably Chuck Norris is President as well.
The low casualty count at the Towers and the minimal damage to neighboring structures or pedestrians made it possible for Rumsfeld and Cheney to stonewall any real investigations into the event.
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3) Somewhere some Hollywood hack writer is using this premise to create something that will be utter crap and still cost $90 million to produce.
But "reptilian" is actually not exactly correct. I think of them more like zombies. The walking dead. 1 out of 100 humans is actually alive.
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4) I'm guessing that thinking that language isn't "normal" is at the root of many problems in the conspiracy movement.
Guess what WORDS ARE MAGIC. We Spell em out. Language isnt normal, its a remarkable phenom that we somehow created.
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5) Somehow I think that when you are wandering through the desolate remains of civilization to find a cave where you can shelter from the hordes of mutant rabbit/dogs, and possibly find some scraps of rotting food, conducting a new investigation into 9/11 will seem like a pretty low priority.
9/11 was pulled off by PNAC and the Neocons. We will find out how they did it when a real investigation is conducted sometime in the future after the collapse of the globalist imperium.
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6) Asking why, if something was done it hasn't been done is either the lamest attempt at sophistry ever or just a brilliant manifestation of "cunning edge" debate tactics.
Yea, its not hard to shoot a UMV on the moon soo idk why that was brought up, im talking about putting a man on the moon, having enough fuel and the cunning edge technology in order to do so man. Think about it, Technology has such a rapid rate of change, if we DID do that in 1969, why hasnt it been done already?
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7) It could also be that they just combined the primary colors of light and print but "parsimony" is blasphemy, apparently.
Notice the four colors of google:

The four colors represents "The Cross" it is the cross of the currency,the cross of the business.Red= fire Blue=water Yellow=air Green= earth
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8) Lucky for the Queen iPhone just introduced the Murder by Bomb Fatality Estimator App.
I'd imagine they would have run highly accurate computer simulations to calculate the number of fatalities these bombs were going to produce, occult implications or not.

It wouldn't then be difficult to adjust that number down slightly to guarantee 52 fatalities wasn't exceeded. Easy to then allow a few more of the seriously wounded to die amidst the chaos or behind closed doors to hit the right mark.
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9) At least we weren't asked to say "klunkity klunk" while clapping our hands. I mean we are "retards" after all.
if you believe your government is telling the truth and you really think terrorists had anything to do with 9/11. Your completely emotionally blinded by your government or you literally a complete retard. Go understand basic physics and you will realize there is just way to many first times for a collapsing skyscrapers. Example: each tower fell in less than 10 seconds (supposedly a "pancake collapse"). Now try and clap your hands 110 times in 10 seconds. Bring on the crazy talk, I still dont see your evidence.
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10) If we pretend that chemtrails are both real and dangerous and that cigarettes aren't dangerous themselves this totally makes sense.
Smoking helps protect against Chemtrails
Alan Watt says so. I've had this theory in mind for sometime now. It's the most logical explanation for the WAR on smokers. Apparantly us smokers are also more intelligent lol. And more awakened, to what's going on.
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11) THIS IS TRUTH LUNACY! It was my destiny to say that.
NASA IS NOT A PUBLIC ORGANIZATION. READ THEIR CHARTER. THEY ARE PART OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. THEY WENT TO THE MOON ONCE AND DID NOT LIKE WHAT THEY FOUND. THEIR DESTINY. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY NEVER WENT BACK. THE MOON IS HOLLOW, NOT A MOON AT ALL. A SPACE STATION BUILT BY THE BOYS ZACHARIA SITCHENS WROTE ABOUT. HUMANS WERE TOLD TO GET OFF AND STAY OFF. DURING TRANSMISSIONS BETWEEN THE MOON LANDING CRAFT AND HOUSTON CONTROL THE CODE WORD FOR ALIEN SIGHTING WAS SANTA CLAUSE. WHENEVER A CRAFT WAS SIGHTED SHADOWING THE LUNAR MODULE THE ASTRONAUT WOULD RADIO THAT THEY HAVE SIGHTED SANTA AND HIS REINDEERS IF MORE THAN ONE UFO CRAFT. THIS IS TRUTH.
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12) Of course I doubt that Edison tried the same damned material every single time just hoping for a different result.
Well, as to cases, it took Edison a thousand or so tries before he found the right filament for the light bulb, so I'm not too shook up by a few hundred attempts.
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13) So the film studio in Nevada spontaneously lost gravity while filming the Moon landing? Did a "brown dwarf chunk" fly overhead?
I've seen 0 gravity. Several times. And what that flag is doing can't be achieved if there is no gravity around.
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14) Of course the reason the public isn't fooled is because they know that only the ascent stage of the lander took off.
It is obvious that NASA made an egregious mistake. The show SHADOWS OF
ALL THE LUNAR MODULES. This is ridiculous because THE ASTRONAUTS USED
THE LUNAR MODULES TO RETURN, otherwise they would still be on the moon!
This will not fool anyone except the public.
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15) Their first act better be to destroy any high school that uses "Wolverines" as a mascot.
America is a luxury European Civilization can no longer afford.

So you need to go. And that's what you will. And 9/11 will be the catalyst. And it will be brought about by a temporarily alliance between Europe, Russia, China, Japan, Iran and others and patriotic forces within the US (Constitutionalists, think Ron Paul). And after 9/11 will come the abolition of the FED, an institution captured by Jewish private bankers located in London in 1913 and currently costs Euro-America 40 million $ per hour on interest payments with which its complete political system is corrupted, bought and paid for.

Next we are going to liberate you.
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16) Don't you hate it when the r disappears for no reason? Maybe it was destroyed in a crappy movie starring Hillary Swank.
Angular momentum is defined as L = r X p, where r is a position vector from the body to the ORIGIN or point about which the body is rotating, p is the linear momentum of the body, and you are taking the cross product.
That's if you're talking about an individual particle. I'm guessing you googled this equation and missed that small point. Think about it for one second. If we are talking about a body like a planet rotating around its centre of mass then what is r? It can't be zero because to get the cross product (r x p) you start with the product of their magnitudes (rp). And if r is zero then p becomes meaningless (as 0p = 0). It can't be the radius of the body either because not all of the mass is located at that position.
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17) It's nice to know that the way the world "is" has no connection with truth and reality. It gives those MMORPG's so much more credence.
you guys are so caught up in the way the world is, you distant yourselves from truth and reality.
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18) I, for one, am appalled that NASA covered up our trip to Antares and, instead, pretended we only went to the Moon.
If this interstellar travel and return from another world was in fact achieved 40 years ago, then it was the most monumental achievement accomplished by the human race. Why would you erase the film of it on purpose to save money when your budget its countless billions. This is what NASA is in fact telling us they did. I just can't ****ing buy it. It's like 1000000 times worse than taping over your wedding with the superbowl.
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19) It takes a special individual to realize that vaccines can save your life but still refuse to take them because..................someone warned them? Isn't there a guy on the street corner warning people that Kraft Foods is stealing our thoughts?
Now call me crazy, I believe it is good to question everything. But suppose when the second strain comes, that strain may be harmful to the people and the masses that take the vaccine will be immunized from the flu. Now the people who have learned about what the vaccine could contain, won't take the shot and that could be used to cull alternative media followers such as you and I who have been warned not to take the vaccine if the second strain is in fact deadly or more harmful.
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20) It is impressive that you can use any number of arithmetic methods to get the one number you want. If only I'd been allowed to do that in school.
I saw a close-up of the “supposed” birth certificate from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Check it out for yourself….The Certificate Number is: 151 1961 010641

Now pay attention here.

151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753

Now add up the individual digits….
1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18

You know what that means?

18 = 6 + 6 + 6

Do I have to spell it out for you? 666 people!!!!! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

Well, that's it folks. Vote, debate, have fun.
 
Aw c'mon ... 20) must be deep irony surely ? :)
 
The thing is, I read #17 in context and I totally understand what the guy was trying to say. He didn't have a valid point, but the sentence isn't as stupid as it seems.
 
w00t! I nominated (one of) the winner(s) two months in a row!
Note to readers: the parentheses in the above sentence contain the part I choose not to remember.
 
All are, in their respective ways, worthy... but #1 and #15 are both very nearly zen in their perfect, crystalline idiocy.:p
 
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The thing is, I read #17 in context and I totally understand what the guy was trying to say. He didn't have a valid point, but the sentence isn't as stupid as it seems.

I also read it in context and the sentence is just as stupid as it reads.
 
No. 6, because "cunning-edge technology" is too great a phrase not to be immortalized, and No. 17 just because.

Indeed "cunning-edge technology" is just too awesome. One nom that didn't make it had the strangest spelling of "crashes" I ever saw. I think it was "krasches."
 
I also read it in context and the sentence is just as stupid as it reads.

I disagree - assuming we gave it the same interpretation. I think he was trying to say that we were so caught up in the way that society is currently organised that we had lost sight of the fact that it could be organised differently. Not that his suggestions held water, but that is not per se a stupid comment.

EDIT: Perhaps my interpretation was too charitable.
 
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I can vote for my own nomination, correct?? If so, than its number 2. If not, than its number 9, the hand claps. This is a classic for sure!!!
 
Hoo boy, another bumper crop! I will have to think about which one to vote for, but kudos to Travis for whittling down the best of the stoopid, yet again. :)
 
The thing is, I read #17 in context and I totally understand what the guy was trying to say. He didn't have a valid point, but the sentence isn't as stupid as it seems.

That's how I felt about #4.
 
Indeed "cunning-edge technology" is just too awesome. One nom that didn't make it had the strangest spelling of "crashes" I ever saw. I think it was "krasches."

Looks like almost german/czech (mis)spelling. (K for czech ,rest german...)
 
Re #3: Someone's been watching They Live too much.

Re #18: Just which Superbowl are we talking about here?
 
Hoo boy, another bumper crop! I will have to think about which one to vote for, but kudos to Travis for whittling down the best of the stoopid, yet again. :)

Summer seems to bring out the best/worst of them.

That's how I felt about #4.

I don't know, I remember the thread that came from and it seemed pretty dumb in context.

Looks like almost german/czech (mis)spelling. (K for czech ,rest german...)

That's what's crazy about it, it's misspelled in three languages.
 

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