August Stundie Nominations

[Travis]

Nominate the best, most humorous, conspiracy related quackery and nonsense. Have fun, as always, folks.

 

[TJM]

This actually was posted on 7/31 but I found it today so I'll take a guess and post it here.

Funny you should choose a "liberal" location such as Santa Cruz where probably the majority of its citizens know 911 is a lie. Is it just another of your lies to suggest that a person from "liberal" Santa Cruz would disagree with Joe Six Pack and therefore, by implication, many in Santa Cruz do as well. Suspicious to say the least. so I am pretty sure I am on to you. I have seen the dishonesty too many times before here and elsewhere to be fooled.

But I will give you the benefit of the doubt and ask you to reply to my own, orginal thought experiment that I even proposed to the Mythbusters, which I know for a fact they will never try to do although they recently "proved" the moon landing conspiracy was "Busted"!

Here it is again--the 911 Thought Experiment--that proves without a doubt that 911 is, and always has been, a collossal lie:

Take the wing of a 767 airplane as is purported to have flown into the World Trade Center building and cement it in place 20 feet off the ground horizontally, and then project a steel I-beam of the same specs as used in the building's construction at 300 mph. Now will the wing slice the steel beam in half or vice versus? We all know the answer to this question and therefore can easily extrapolate that 911 is an unmitigated lie that has been used to murder millions of Muslims, although many more were murdered prior to 911 in Iraq both through war and sanctions.

But wait there is more about my 911 Thought Experiment. There were at least ten of these steel I-beams that the wing of the commercial airliner had to slice through, not to mention the cement, rebar, spandrels, etc. of multiple floors due to the angle of the supposed trajectory we saw on lying CNN, ABC, CBS, Fox News, etc. that used fake videos live on our boobtubes. All of the so-called amateur videos are fake as well. If 911 were truly true, there literally would be tens of thousands of still pictures of these planes flying and hundreds of videos. Yet they do not exist. As for the so-called live witnesses, few are credible for every so-called eyewitness there are an equal number who witnessed something else. The passengers who supposedly died? Who knows? They could be dead, fictitious, alive somewhere, or some combination.

But, alas, the true beauty of the No Plane Theory is that this limits the number of people involved from 10s of thousands to a hundred or so. Just the right combination of military, CIA killing hogs, government perps, Christian/Jewish Armageddonists, Zionist scum and media controllers. It is easy to blackmail or pay anyone today enough money to do evil and keep them quiet. Indeed, 2 trillion dollars disappeared the day before from the Pentagon budget and this was the area of the Pentagon--where its accountants and auditors where--that was destroyed, but not by a commercial airliner. And what a marketing coup these savvy Muslims had! To pick Sept. 11 (911, our national police emergency call number, of all dates!!) as the day to pull this, a day to always be remembered as to why we should hate those evil, non,-capitialistic decapitating hostage (Can you say Richard Pearl, the Jew?) women-hating Muslims, whom, by the way and not non-coincidentally, hate the State of Israel and Zionism in particular .

911 is a lie. I swear by this.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/pol/1299629451.html

That was special.

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

All of the so-called amateur videos are fake as well. If 911 were truly true, there literally would be tens of thousands of still pictures of these planes flying and hundreds of videos. Yet they do not exist.

*cries* If they faked a handful of amateur videos, why not fake "tens of thousands" of pictures and "hundreds" of videos? (I have no doubt that, if there were that many of each, this nut would increase the numbers that there "should have been" to millions and hundreds of thousands, respectively. It's a game of keep-away.)

But, alas, the true beauty of the No Plane Theory is that this limits the number of people involved from 10s of thousands to a hundred or so.

Maybe, if you don't count all those people down on the street who are refusing to come out and say, "You know what? I don't actually remember seeing planes hit those buildings. Huh..."

 

[TJM]

*cries* If they faked a handful of amateur videos, why not fake "tens of thousands" of pictures and "hundreds" of videos? (I have no doubt that, if there were that many of each, this nut would increase the numbers that there "should have been" to millions and hundreds of thousands, respectively. It's a game of keep-away.)

Nailed it. This guy has rocket propelled goalposts and the more you call him on his claims, the more bizzarre the claims become. But alas troofers(or maybe one behind several proxies) have taken over that board and most "debunker" posts are flagged off, so any debate is usually deleted, leaving the truther posts up and thus a truther victory.

Strangely enough, any post that has a link to Gravy's pages has a nearly zero survival rate and any Richard Gage's box demonstration gets removed immediately. Might be Gage himself? Makes sense.

 

[Dr Adequate]

The plot thickens:

This media obsession with the crazy birther movement is being manufactured by the liberal media [...] The media is trying to use this to paint all conservatives as crazy to encourage public support for Obama and his health care plan.​

 

[Mel Odious]

Uh-oh fellow NWO members, one of our little "codes" to the media has been deciphered:

There is one other feature about the "crash" that's worth mentioning - and I think it must be a coded message to the media to leave it alone.

On 9/11 there was "One Israeli" on each of the passenger lists. Well the main ones anyway! Lewin and Alona Avraham

Flight 587, the one that crashed in Queens, 8 weeks after "9/11" there was one Israeli on board.

On Beverly Eckert's "flight" there was one Israeli on board, according to Wiki

Haaretz says there were 2 Israelis

Not pointing fingers, like I say I think it's code for "Leave Well Alone".

9/11 Truth Movement Forums.

 

[Klimax]

You know when idiocy stares into your face...

Hey if anyone wants to create their own "authentic" Kenyan Birth Certificate you can find the template and instructions here.

You think forging official documents is funny? This is the same outfit that forges documents for the state of Hawaii.

Sure.Hawaii needs to forge,they cannot create at will...

 

[Caustic Logic]

Nominate the best, most humorous, conspiracy related quackery and nonsense. Have fun, as always, folks.

Well just from that I don't see the reason not to...

I nominate this post by Light in Darkness.
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4961707&postcount=116

Operation Ajax is an excellent exampled of a failed coup conspiracy thanks to that little thing called the Islamic Revolution

That's right, responding to allegations of the CIA doing shady conspiratorial stuff and succesfully steering global affairs, the 1953 coup was a total failure since the U.S. didn't gain PERMANENT control of Iran. Just one part of a slew of heedless coincidence theorism run amok.

I'm sure it's not a winner, but worth nominating IMO.

ETA: A few posts later he explains a little:

I never stated Operation Ajax was "a failed coup" - I stated the US attempt to control Iran through the shah was a spectacular failure. The citation debunked your claims about operation Ajax.

Sorry, "failed coup conspiracy." I'll have to check the citation, being an article, but I doubt it will do much to contradict thousands of political prisoners and the like who disagree about the level of control the Shah was able to project for his American sponsors. Two and a half decades of successful control is nothing to scoff at.

 

[LightinDarkness]

I nominate this post by Caustic Logic:

Well just from that I don't see the reason not to...

I nominate this post by Light in Darkness.
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4961707&postcount=116

That's right, responding to allegations of the CIA doing shady conspiratorial stuff and succesfully steering global affairs, the 1953 coup was a total failure since the U.S. didn't gain PERMANENT control of Iran. Just one part of a slew of heedless coincidence theorism run amok.

I'm sure it's not a winner, but worth nominating IMO.

ETA: A few posts later he explains a little:

Sorry, "failed coup conspiracy." I'll have to check the citation, being an article, but I doubt it will do much to contradict thousands of political prisoners and the like who disagree about the level of control the Shah was able to project for his American sponsors. Two and a half decades of successful control is nothing to scoff at.

Yeah, that whole Operation Ajax thing worked so well, the United States government is still in control of Iran with the Shah...er..wait. Thats right, we are not. What makes this post a particular good example of stupidity is Causitc blatantly ignores a peer reviewed article I cited that backed up my point.

Keep it up, Caustic. Just about every post of yours is good for a nomination

 

[Dave Rogers]

How do you tell that a movement is alive and well? By how monstrously outnumbered it is by its opponents, of course.

I find it really funny to hear that the Movement for Truth is almost dead when on this forum alone there are at least one hundred debunkers for every Truther.

By that master of the form, bill smith.

Dave

 

[funk de fino]

"This left NYC CAN 3,997 signatures short of what is needed to put the petition before the City Council."

How brutally ironic that the shortfall is approximately the same number of people that were killed on 911.

Approximately??? Only about a thousand out (or am I splitting hairs here?).

http://www.911blogger.com/node/20800

Some fellow truther corrects his claim and he replies with this gem. (Despite the earlier claim that it was "on 911")

There have been hundreds of deaths (so far) by virtue of "air quality".

Cannot even admit to a fellow truther he was wrong and has to shift goalposts.

 

[Grizzly Bear]

Here's a gem from the LCF:

For a long time I just assumed that the steel structure of the Towers was welded together. Then I found out that the curtain walls were not welded and according to this document, neither were the cores. Everything was put together with bolts. The Towers were very much like a stack of Lego blocks. Now Lego blocks are really strong, but drop a model from even just a few feet and watch the blocks scatter as soon as it hits the floor. Then imagine what would happen to these Legos if you put some explosives in just the right places. They would fall apart very easily.

To build such tall buildings with just bolts was the cheap way out and a very bad idea. Especially, considering the conditions that the buildings were going to be subjected to. Because the buildings were subjected to a lot of wind most of the time, they were designed to sway back and forth. What happened is that over the life of the buildings, all this movement started loosening all the bolts. The buildings were become very dangerous and would have to come down soon anyway. Staging a terrorist attack sure would start to look like a win, win situation, I'm sure.

 

[sylvan8798]

Here's a gem from the LCF:

To build such tall buildings with just bolts was the cheap way out and a very bad idea. Especially, considering the conditions that the buildings were going to be subjected to. Because the buildings were subjected to a lot of wind most of the time, they were designed to sway back and forth. What happened is that over the life of the buildings, all this movement started loosening all the bolts. The buildings were become very dangerous and would have to come down soon anyway. Staging a terrorist attack sure would start to look like a win, win situation, I'm sure.

Yeah, lots of buildings going on the demolition block soon due to loose bolts.

 

[Mel Odious]

Grizzly Bear, how about a screen name and a link for that quote? You've got a contender for sure!


Of course, extensive research employing lego blocks to model the twin towers has already been conducted by our resident expert, 1337m4n.

 

[NWO Sentryman]

bwinwright, with his usual hit and run posting.

The U.S. Government is Totally Corrupt

Instead of writing a long article to explain how the U.S. Government is totally corrupt, I am just going to give you some homework to do on the internet. Today, Tuesday, August 4th, 2009, I Googled the following subjects and got the number of hits you see listed beside them. Just check this out, perhaps by studying just two or three hits for each subject:

1- U.S. Government Corruption…10,400,000 hits
2- Political Corruption…12,900,000 hits
3- FBI Corruption…4,140,000 hits
4- CIA Corruption…2,920,000 hits
5- FDA Corruption…980,000 hits
6- SEC Corruption…2,970,000 hits
7- Drug Company Corruption…780,000 hits
8- Suppressed Cancer Treatments…449,000 hits
9- Cholesterol Lie…1,110,000 hits
10- CIA Drug Smuggling…878,000 hits
11- False Flag Operations…8,390,000 hits
12- Illuminati…8,620,000
13- New World Order…290,000,000 hits
14- 9/11 was an inside job…2,710,000 hits
15- Bush Family Corruption…2,010,000 hits
16- Vatican Corruption…1,060,000 hits
17- Catholic Church Corruption…6,330,000 hits
18- Jesuit Corruption…1,630,000 hits
19- Rothschild Corruption…2,770,000 hits
20- Rockefeller Corruption…5,500,000 hits
21- The Black Pope…5,810,000 hits

If you are wondering, all of these subjects are intimately connected. Currently, we are living under fascist rule. Mussolini coined the term fascism to describe the form of government that exists to serve the best interests of the corporations, not the people.

The U.S. Government and the mainstream media are both totally controlled by the corrupt corporate elite, thereby making all of them totally corrupt…and fascist. Our recent experience with the Wall Street Mafia has made all of this so blatantly obvious.

as we can see here, the almighty google has taken over.

 

[Manly Man]

We built 'em. Better use 'em.

From the comments section at Infowars (that counts, right?)

http://www.infowars.com/shocking-new-birth-certificate-proof-obama-born-in-kenya/#comment-1227559

If this is absolutely true it would be a great mistake to just give a slap on the hand and let Biden slither up the ladder and just let everything continue with the same o same o. An example needs to be made, a lesson to anyone or any party that this is the penalty, think real hard before you screw with the people of the USA. We the people have paid for a lot of FEMA camps and anyone that has been involved with this corruption should be in them and once we crack this nut and get inside and start taking back our country we’ll fill our camps with all the crooks that have sold out our great nation for there own selfish greed. They like feeding, spraying and injecting us with poison then that’s all they should get. Like Rahm says “don’t let a good opportunity go to waste” well here it is people, if proven true we’ve found the crack in the nut. Lets sort this lot out and get back to living as god and are founding fathers intended for us to live. With respect, pride and FREEDOM

Our horrible leaders have gassed us with chemicals from overhead, poisoned us with vaccines, and are going to put us in forced labor camps. But on the bright side, once we're in charge we'll already have the infrastructure to support our own new world order. Except we'll only do those things to the people that deserve it or those that reject GOD and freedom.

 

[Horatius]

I'm nominating bill smith. ferd burfle's post is here for the context.

Others said it and I will too. Your "intuition" and "common sense" are not serving you well, bill. For example, foam, similar to a styrafoam ice chest. punched a hole in the space shuttle wing:

www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/columbia/impact.html

Even some experienced scientists and engineers thought this couldn't happen. It took a demonstration with a full scale mockup to show that it could and undoubtedly did. An insubstantial object, impacting at sufficiently high velocity, can damage or destroy a much more substantial object.

Regards,

ferd

Let me think bout it ?........No-no way. End of story.

That right folks, the Columbia accident could not have happened. End of story.

 

[IMST]

ZOMG! JK Rowling, Tony Blair and, um, the corpse of Princess Di conspired to put BHO in office!

From where did this strange man named Barack Hussein Obama come, and how did he rise from obscurity? Twelve years ago, in the year 1997, while Barack Obama was being groomed and prepped for his position as President of the United States, three amazing things happened. In that year of 1997, Tony Blair, the occultist, was elected Prime Minister of Britain; Diana, Princess of Wales, died when the car she was in crashed into the thirteenth pillar of the roadway she was traveling on; and a new children’s book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was published. That book by Janet K. Rowling and all her subsequent books became a part of an occult blueprint that would shape the hearts and minds of an entire generation to receive the Antichrist. Witchcraft was glorified in Rowling’s books as having a good side. It was a progressive brainwashing of good witchcraft triumphing over evil witchcraft. But it was all witchcraft, and it was all of Satan! Ministers of mainstream “Christianity” also jumped on that bandwagon, and thus, they touted “good” witchcraft.

Now we are going into our thirteenth year since the first Harry Potter book was published. The latest and most recent book in the series was made into a movie also, and it is scheduled to open in theaters everywhere on July 15th, 2009. The movie takes its title from the latest Harry Potter book and is entitled Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. (4) It is more than strange and ominous that the United States of America for the first time in its history as a nation has a President that is a half-blood prince! (This is being academically stated and is not intended as a racial remark.) In the year 2010, President Obama is planning to be presented as the saviour of the planet. This is scheduled to coincide with the thirteenth year of the Harry Potter mania that has swept our world.

link

 

[Dave Rogers]

ZOMG! JK Rowling, Tony Blair and, um, the corpse of Princess Di conspired to put BHO in office!

You have to admire the sort of research skills that can even get Joanne Rowling's name wrong.

Dave

 

[uk_dave]

You have to admire the sort of research skills that can even get Joanne Rowling's name wrong.

Dave

Joanne is the satanic version of Janet.

Janet and John have innocent fun flying kites and playing with kittens, whereas Joanne and John do naughty things behind the woodshed.

It's all been admitted.