Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[kitakaze]

OK, this video is funny. I was chatting with this person in a chat room the other night. He is weird.


http://www.youtube.com/user/trailriderresearch

Like, 10 posts back from yours. That's the reason I pulled a Lazarus on this thread.

I think that guy has 3 sugarcubes of LSD in his coffee and a bowl of peyote flakes in the morning, magic mushroom soup and sandwiches with a cup of shamanic tea for lunch, an ayahuasca pasta with a nice glass of absinthe for dinner, and licks a tree frog for dessert.

You should ask him if he gets his crazy from Neil Burgstahler or if it's one of those cases of convergent delusion.

 

[WGBH]

Like, 10 posts back from yours. That's the reason I pulled a Lazarus on this thread.

I think that guy has 3 sugarcubes of LSD in his coffee and a bowl of peyote flakes in the morning, magic mushroom soup and sandwiches with a cup of shamanic tea for lunch, an ayahuasca pasta with a nice glass of absinthe for dinner, and licks a tree frog for dessert.

You should ask him if he gets his crazy from Neil Burgstahler or if it's one of those cases of convergent delusion.

Aw Man! You already saw it? I was hoping to make you laugh. I am thinking of sending him a video from last weekend when we were out in the field of a bunch of fire flies. I will tell him it's a herd of quadrepedal, invisible Bigfoot surrounding me.

 

[William Parcher]

The Burg is easy to find on the web.


doctorscream says...

Rastus,
1. Your posting time is American
2. Your language and lack of intelligence is 100% American
3. Your suspicious familiarity and quoting of JREF is 100% US Government Spook
4. Your fast response to my bringing to light an opportunity for an Aussie bigfoot researcher to reanalyze his field experience for an INTERDIMENSIONAL YOWIE, is 100% US Government Spook
5. Your immaturity and name calling is again, 100% US Government Spook Are you bucking for an upgrade in your security clearance, so that you will know as much as their secretaries about the real interdimensional bigfoot?

And while were at it, which of the following names is your handle on JREF:
Kitakaze, Drewbot, William Parcher, jhunter1163, arthwollipot, LTC8K6, tube, JcR, madurobob, Spektator, tsig, dafydd, Locknar, Akhenaten, Karl Rose or Irishtheruler? Well there goes your cover.

 

[William Parcher]

Oh jeez, I almost forgot this. Neil communicates with the Invisible Bigfoots by farting.

Toward morning, I became aware that a second bigfoot had located him or herself within perception range of my tent. The bigfoot tend to give off strong electromagnetic radiation of some type, that allows a human to point right at an invisible bigfoot in the dark, at a distance up to about 30 meters. Since I had made some good bigfoot friends in the area on previous visits, I spoke softly, "is that you bigfoot buddy?" I heard a slight stir in the brush and a small electrical snap, which would tend to indicate an affirmative answer to my question. The bigfoot love to be our camping buddies, and hang out around camp after dark. Some hang out into the next day, but remain invisible. But my perception of this bigfoot buddy indicated to me that this bigfoot was gone at daybreak. This is probably the same bigfoot that I have an ongoing fart war with, however. I started that war by ripping a big one, when a bigfoot was standing only a couple of feet from my tent, on a previous visit. Always looking for new scientific research techniques, I spontaneously passed gas just to see what he or she would do. The bigfoot was unprepared for my crude attempt at communication, as I detected only a feeling of enjoyment coming from that bigfoot. They like games. Having had returned there since the above described fishing trip, I was awakened in the early morning, by a very loud fart that was not mine. And so now, IT'S GAME ON!

 

[dafydd]

The Burg is easy to find on the web.


doctorscream says...

Well it certainly is not Dafydd.I am 50 percent Scottish and 50 percent Welsh.

 

[kitakaze]

Aw Man! You already saw it? I was hoping to make you laugh. I am thinking of sending him a video from last weekend when we were out in the field of a bunch of fire flies. I will tell him it's a herd of quadrepedal, invisible Bigfoot surrounding me.

I will give you a recipe for Japanese fried chicken that will make you cry tears of joy if you do that and post his response.

Have you seen his UFO video?:

Fear and Loathing in Vancouver

 

[kitakaze]

The Burg is easy to find on the web.


doctorscream says...

Rastus,
1. Your posting time is American
2. Your language and lack of intelligence is 100% American
3. Your suspicious familiarity and quoting of JREF is 100% US Government Spook
4. Your fast response to my bringing to light an opportunity for an Aussie bigfoot researcher to reanalyze his field experience for an INTERDIMENSIONAL YOWIE, is 100% US Government Spook
5. Your immaturity and name calling is again, 100% US Government Spook Are you bucking for an upgrade in your security clearance, so that you will know as much as their secretaries about the real interdimensional bigfoot?

And while were at it, which of the following names is your handle on JREF:
Kitakaze, Drewbot, William Parcher, jhunter1163, arthwollipot, LTC8K6, tube, JcR, madurobob, Spektator, tsig, dafydd, Locknar, Akhenaten, Karl Rose or Irishtheruler? Well there goes your cover.

Looks like The Burg threw another shrimp on the barbie.

I am touched to be #1 in Neil's heart. Per my other highlighting, it seems The Burg doesn't understand his fellow Americans very well if he thinks that guy's English is 100% American:

Doctorscream at the risk of causing offence, you are either,

a: Mentally unstable

b: Taking the p*** out of everyone on this forum,

c: Mentally unstable

 

[kitakaze]

Oh jeez, I almost forgot this. Neil communicates with the Invisible Bigfoots by farting.

Toward morning, I became aware that a second bigfoot had located him or herself within perception range of my tent. The bigfoot tend to give off strong electromagnetic radiation of some type, that allows a human to point right at an invisible bigfoot in the dark, at a distance up to about 30 meters. Since I had made some good bigfoot friends in the area on previous visits, I spoke softly, "is that you bigfoot buddy?" I heard a slight stir in the brush and a small electrical snap, which would tend to indicate an affirmative answer to my question. The bigfoot love to be our camping buddies, and hang out around camp after dark. Some hang out into the next day, but remain invisible. But my perception of this bigfoot buddy indicated to me that this bigfoot was gone at daybreak. This is probably the same bigfoot that I have an ongoing fart war with, however. I started that war by ripping a big one, when a bigfoot was standing only a couple of feet from my tent, on a previous visit. Always looking for new scientific research techniques, I spontaneously passed gas just to see what he or she would do. The bigfoot was unprepared for my crude attempt at communication, as I detected only a feeling of enjoyment coming from that bigfoot. They like games. Having had returned there since the above described fishing trip, I was awakened in the early morning, by a very loud fart that was not mine. And so now, IT'S GAME ON!]

* Sweet * Fancy * Moses *

That is beyond "I fell down". I am actually at a loss for words. The words "greatest" and "ever" just keep knocking around in my head like shoes in the dryer.

The Burg's invisible Bigfoot buddies love doing this to him while he sleeps...

 

[arthwollipot]

Awww... he remembers me.

 

[captain koolaid]

The last author to write a book about cooking BFT, died within 2 years. Her body suddenly became completely riddled with cancer. Think about it.

Love it. I sincerely hope that Neal never stops being Neal. One can pull up any page, select virtually any random quote, and come up with gold. The Burgster is a God among mere crackpots. Historian is my hero.

 

[Locknar]

Looks like The Burg threw another shrimp on the barbie.

I am touched to be #1 in Neil's heart. Per my other highlighting, it seems The Burg doesn't understand his fellow Americans very well if he thinks that guy's English is 100% American:

While not #1, I made the list - woo hoo!

Odd he has such frequent contact with BF yet...as always can provide no credible proof. Wonder why that is...the world may never know.

 

[William Parcher]

Neal (historian on JREF) shows up on BFF as "natalie"? Joined the forum yesterday and is already using veteran Bigfooter jargon like "biggie"...

My guess is that there are more encounters on a full moon because of the dimensional barriers being extra thin. This is where the werewolves and full moon connection comes in as well. Sometimes full moons feel "extra spooky" because they are, as our world is merging in and out with more dimensions. You may be able to tell by the above that I am of the opinion that Bigfoot is an interdimensional creature. I don't think he just hides in the woods so well that we can't find him or watch him sleep . He lives primarily in the 4th dimension very closely connected with ours and can travel in and out of ours at will. It is interesting that our northwest variation of sasquatch is identical to the Australian version. How can the same biological animal be native to two wholly different environments? This reality defies evolution really. My theory is that Australia and NW America correspond to the same dimensional locations, and thus report the very same-looking bigfeet. Why were there only werewolves in France and Michigan/Wisconsin, but never China? It's the same deal. Whichever dimensional location your geography corresponds to will generally dictate which sort of cryptids you see on a regular basis.

 

[The Shrike]

Do you have some kind of nutjob radar or something? Is it like your Spidey sense starts tingling when something ridiculous about bigfoot gets posted?

You're tempting me to adopt a new secret alias and start spewing some woo on the BFRO . . .

 

[kitakaze]

Neal (historian on JREF) shows up on BFF as "natalie"? Joined the forum yesterday and is already using veteran Bigfooter jargon like "biggie"...

This is why natalie is not The Burg...

This is a heavy topic. The question is, CAN cryptids be summoned by rituals?? If the answer is yes, then that is obviously a very significant. It is said that Aleister Crowley successfully summoned nessie at some point. This and other supernatural instances surrounding cryptids can transfer these animals into the category of “spiritual”, a term which makes many people uncomfortable. Imo the reason this gets so tricky is because “spiritual” means many different things to many different people. You could tell one person something is “spiritual” which would automatically translate in their minds into “angels and demons”, while another person might interpret it as “energy related”, while yet another person would translate it into “not earthly”. I think it’s best to be openminded at this point to allow for multiple definitions. To me, the words “spiritual” and “inter-, other- and trans-dimensional” are synonymous. Quantum physics has acknowledged the existence of 10 dimensions. Now when you see how many critters are in just our little 3D dimensional world, it stands to reason that there are many more critters filling up the 4th-10th dimensions. Sometimes the dimensional barriers of our 3D world get extra fluid like which allows critters from other dimensions to wander in and out. The purpose of occult type rituals is to rip away at these barriers purposefully, so it makes sense that other dimensional beings can be summoned during these rituals.

Neil's constantly blathering on about his proficiency at calling in Bigfoot and his methods of doing so (the things you have to say, thoughts to project, sounds to listen for, etc). If that were Neil, he would have gotten all worked up at the mentioning of summoning a cryptid. Also, the lunar angle that natalie is talking about is not one of Neil's things. This seems to be just another nut.

 

[kitakaze]

From the national survey mentioned in OP of that thread...

Table 19: Paranormal Beliefs in the United States
Percent that agree/strongly agree with the
following statements

East Midwest South West Total


Ancient advanced civilizations, such as Atlantis, once
existed (Atlantis)

44.2% 42.0% 40.2% 47.9% 41.2%

Some alternative treatments are at least as effective as
traditional medicine (Alt. Medicine)

80.7% 83.3% 69.6% 81.6% 74.5%

It is possible to influence the world through the mind
alone (Telekinesis)

34.0% 27.4% 26.1% 32.5% 28.2%

Astrologers, palm readers, tarot card readers, fortune
tellers and psychics can foresee the future (Psychics)

15.8% 11.5% 13.3% 12.8% 12.8%

Astrology impacts one’s life and personality (Astrology)

19.7% 14.3% 13.7% 13.8% 12.3%

It is possible to communicate with the dead (Talk to the
Dead)

29.2% 17.9% 17.8% 19.7% 19.9%

Places can be haunted (Haunted houses)

45.3% 39.0% 34.6% 39.6% 37.2%

Dreams can sometimes foretell the future or reveal
hidden truths (Dreams)

60.9% 52.5% 53.8% 51.7% 52.0%

Some UFOs are probably spaceships from other worlds
(UFOs)

28.2% 25.1% 25.1% 26.0% 24.6%

Creatures such as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster
will one day be discovered by science (Monsters)

20.4% 20.3% 18.5% 15.7% 17.9%

Ghosts, Atlantis, clairvoyancy, and alternative medicine kicked Bigfoot and Nessie's ass.

 

[Bitter Monk]

You're tempting me to adopt a new secret alias and start spewing some woo on the BFRO . . .

I hear there's a line.

 

[William Parcher]

Do you have some kind of nutjob radar or something? Is it like your Spidey sense starts tingling when something ridiculous about bigfoot gets posted?

You're tempting me to adopt a new secret alias and start spewing some woo on the BFRO . . .

LOL, no special radar here. I just read (mostly skim) a few Bigfoot/Crypto forums. I'm especially intrigued by new members. Why on earth would anyone think that Bigfoot exists let alone join a forum dedicated to it? I think a certain percentage of newbies are actually sockpuppets of oldies. Kit may be right that this isn't historian, but then again it could be him playing a slightly different version of a theme. I don't recall if Burgstahler ever actually had a well-known registration on BFF. Anybody know if he did and got banned or something?

I very rarely look at the BFRO forum. I think they might ban and then delete posts by obvious Paranormal Bigfoot types.

Ghosts, Atlantis, clairvoyancy, and alternative medicine kicked Bigfoot and Nessie's ass.

Oh no. Look, the question doesn't ask if they exist - it asks if they will be discovered by science. Any woo could say they certainly do exist and will forever elude the labcoats. Look how long they have been doing it already!

 

[Bitter Monk]

I don't recall if Burgstahler ever actually had a well-known registration on BFF. Anybody know if he did and got banned or something?

I'm almost positive he did/was but I can't remember a specific username for him. Vol might know since he was a former moderator. I also agree that a lot of the current crop of noobs at BFF aren't noobs at all.

 

[bruto]

The idea of thinning dimensional barriers has huge potential for silly conversation. This is right up there with disturbances in the force.

 

[William Parcher]

I also agree that a lot of the current crop of noobs at BFF aren't noobs at all.

You mean they are socks (already have a BFF registration under a different name), or they are seasoned Bigfooters from other forums pretending to be newbies to the whole Bigfoot scene, or some of each?