June Stundie Nominations

Nominating Twoofer Joe on the 911blogger.com site, for his bizarrely shamanistic explanation of how "morphogenic fields" will inevitably lead to an eventual Mass Great Awakening, 9/11 Twoof-wise:

"The study of morphogenic fields is an attempt to scientifically document and describe how the human consciousness is shared. The Morphogenic fields also plays the main role in the idea that humanity at one point in time will go thru a dramatic collective shift in consciousness. It will happen when the critical mass for a shift is reached, or in other words, when a certain number of spiritually awakened individuals are reached."

:dl:

...When the Moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars,
Then Peace will guide the planets,
And Love will steer the stars.


[EVERYBODY sing!]

This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Age of Aquarius...
 
apekteina lordosis said:
made my mind up about the reality of 911 many years ago, and decided to not waste time arguing the toss and move on to other stuff.

anyhows thought sprung in my noggin in the depth of moonlight last night, geez i almost jumped out of bed and log on the forum to post it. but thought it could wait.

sept-ember. sept is the french word for the number 7.

so perhaps it is less of a case of 9-11 and more of a case of 7-9-11.

7th letter of the alphabet? "g"
9th letter of the alphabet? "i"
11th letter of the alphabet? "k"

what does that mean? well "g" has great significance to freemasons aka "geometry" aka "great architect of the universe".

"i" when spoken sounds the same as "eye" (yeah i know this is probably going over old ground for you as it is me but hey...)

"k", well "11" resembles two pillars and "k" seen as a symbol when rotated 90 degrees to the right looks like a pyramid with a line on top or hey! maybe a pyramid viewed from an above angle and the line is the horizon behind it.

the "great architect of the universe", the "eye" and the pyramid. except there is one thing, on 911 the twin towers aka "11" were destroyed. and sept-ember (yeah ember as in burning) is now associated with negativity. so are the people behind the 911 attacks really freemasons? or are they something else...

bit of old ground for some, maybe new ground for others.


Yet another new thread at the DI Forums.


:boxedin:
 

:eye-poppi You know what? If they were able to somehow apply those kind of mental gymnastic to physics, and I mean real world physics, we would have warp drive by 2013... I'm serious! I mean the ability to take so many things that have nothing to do with each other and come up with a way to connect them into something totally new...My god... With the amount of effort they put into this stuff and sheer chance they should be able to do it.
 
I don't know if I can nominate more than one entry, but if I can:


Oh, I'll read it, all right. I've read many others. To tell the truth, the hologram idea on post #24, if true, is the best one I've heard yet. It satisfies everybody. The cruise missile was wrapped in a hologram that looked like an airliner. The witnesses saw a plane, but a missile made the hole. Incidentally, the first pictures I saw showed an open lawn with a spool of electrical wire right in front of the hole. Seems there was an air compressor there, too. There was no debris on the lawn. The outer wall of the building was far from being a solid object, like a cliff face. I believe the missile penetrated nine walls, but did not explode. I could be a little off on the details, it's been a long time. I think the pictures were on 'Loose Change'. The govt could settle it all by releasing the surveillance tapes made from several different locations. KennyB

Bolding mine.

This theory satisfies everybody, clearly.

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=156359&view=findpost&p=2941307

ETA: By the way, the post #24 he refers to, the hologram idea that "is the best one he's heard yet" is a post about the holographic driver of the cop car in the movie Transformers.
 
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Originally Posted by apekteina lordosis
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7th letter of the alphabet? "g"
9th letter of the alphabet? "i"
11th letter of the alphabet? "k"

what does that mean? well "g" has great significance to freemasons aka "geometry" aka "great architect of the universe".

"i" when spoken sounds the same as "eye" (yeah i know this is probably going over old ground for you as it is me but hey...)

"k", well "11" resembles two pillars and "k" seen as a symbol when rotated 90 degrees to the right looks like a pyramid with a line on top or hey! maybe a pyramid viewed from an above angle and the line is the horizon behind it.

the "great architect of the universe", the "eye" and the pyramid. except there is one thing, on 911 the twin towers aka "11" were destroyed. and sept-ember (yeah ember as in burning) is now associated with negativity. so are the people behind the 911 attacks really freemasons? or are they something else...
To me it says "gik" (probably less than 7 times), which readily translates into the sound apekteina lordosis makes as his brain jumps out of his nose and throttles him.

(I have got to know where that name came from...)
 
Nominating Sunray breaker, for the following argument from woo:

"For instance, how the hell did the 19 hijackers get on the plane with weapons when a year before 9/11, my uncle was stopped and interrogated 3 hours for having a 3 inch baseball bat keychain??"

:p
 
I can't believe this one hasn't been nominated yet...

I realize it's hard getting your head around new STUPH but our world has and is changing, we must take hold and grasp New Science. New Science will save us, Old Science won't.

Fire and heat activated that burning piece of wood to destroy itself. The dead dry wood is on it's own in self destructing. Like spontaneous human combustion this dead wood is still producing it's own oxygen.

Talk about paranormal, the following is so simple yet it will take some to get your head around this one!!!

If you pour a little Water on Fire, fire will influence this water to change back to what it was made from. By pouring lots of water on this fire, water will dominate and change fire back to what it was made from.

So basically Fire is Water!

My discovery and invention promotes the fact 100% that;
Fire and heat activate the body to destroy itself (burn). The body does the damage NOT the flame or heat.

In a short time after a burn and cure I found that I could reactivate the injury with the heat of the Sun or the likes of dishwater temperature leaving the recipient (with their permission) again with the excruciating pain of a second-degree burn. Treating the burn again leaves the recipient with no pain after just a few minutes and just traces of a once forming blister. This demonstration uniquely leaves nothing for the skeptics------

:jaw-dropp

Bolding mine. From the "Chemtrails Nonsense" thread.
 
I don't envy Travis the task of winnowing all of these down to a bare bones list of twenty, this time around...;)

Tell me about it. The problem is I have all these industrious and competent posters here finding these things for me. If I were in a Truther board asking for dumb Debunking quotes I'd just get a bunch of guys arguing about whether you can cook hotpockets with an iron.
 
Tell me about it. The problem is I have all these industrious and competent posters here finding these things for me. If I were in a Truther board asking for dumb Debunking quotes I'd just get a bunch of guys arguing about whether you can cook hotpockets with an iron.

I hate to do this to you yet again, big guy... but: the woo is just absolutely extra thick'n'chunky all over, this month.;) Observe:

Stundie Nominee Bill Smith: "There was not much underground anyway. All the panoramic shots I have seen [of Ground Zero, post-9/11] show virtually nothing in the footprint so I would have to say (in the footprint, apart from one or two small piles on the side) -on average the pile was about 12-24 inches tall with a beam or two lying around."

Sane, Rational Poster, in response: "Why did it take an estimated 7,000 construction workers and a huge amount of machinery several months to clean up a pile "12-24 inches" tall?"

Stundie Nominee Bill Smith: "Why would Ineed to take this into account when I have photographs ?"

:dl: :dl: :dl:
 
Some weapons grade HAL 9000 woo, courtesy of Sunray Breaker:

"I'd much rather have a machine, incapable of descrimination, running things. History has always shown that machines almost always do things better than humans."

:boggled:
 
OK, I know nominating stundies from the David Icke forum is like shooting fish in a barrel, but surely this deserves recognition. On a thread discussing the CT that lies behind the crash of the Air France jet last month, something didn't seem right to wazaap:

seems unreal to me that everyone would die on impact without a trace - these planes are supposed to be designed to hit the water at 500MPH!

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1022224&postcount=11

Maybe this is true, perhaps an aeronautical engineer could explain, or maybe it supports the idea that Conspiracy theorists believe what they do because they are idiots.
 
I hate to do this to you yet again, big guy... but: the woo is just absolutely extra thick'n'chunky all over, this month.;) Observe:

Stundie Nominee Bill Smith: "There was not much underground anyway. All the panoramic shots I have seen [of Ground Zero, post-9/11] show virtually nothing in the footprint so I would have to say (in the footprint, apart from one or two small piles on the side) -on average the pile was about 12-24 inches tall with a beam or two lying around."

Sane, Rational Poster, in response: "Why did it take an estimated 7,000 construction workers and a huge amount of machinery several months to clean up a pile "12-24 inches" tall?"

Stundie Nominee Bill Smith: "Why would Ineed to take this into account when I have photographs ?"

:dl: :dl: :dl:

I think we have a winner.
 
Maybe this is true, perhaps an aeronautical engineer could explain, or maybe it supports the idea that Conspiracy theorists believe what they do because they are idiots.

a quote like that tells me that they've never done a belly flop in their pools
 

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