June Stundie Nominations

Travis said:
So we send merchants to North Korea? That seems illogical.
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I can't figure out why they can't just have the rats imported. They're merchants, for God's sake! I'm sure they could find a way, if the rats are that good.

"If you're not eating North Korean rats, you're just eating oversized mice!"
 
J. Wellington Wimpy said:
Precisely. Debunkers rely upon time-tested, verifiable precepts of mathematics and engineering; whereas Twoofers, on the other hand, utilize V for Vendetta, The Matrix and giant robot anime as their reference texts of choice.:D
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let us not forget 1984. it is a book ONLY THEY READ, AND ONLY THEY UNDERSTAND!;)
 
J. Wellington Wimpy said:
Precisely. Debunkers rely upon time-tested, verifiable precepts of mathematics and engineering; whereas Twoofers, on the other hand, utilize V for Vendetta, The Matrix and giant robot anime as their reference texts of choice.:D
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Not that they are bad,but their relevancy to today world is still lacking. However using NGE for anything outside enjoyment is idiocy... (anybody who watched that anime knows ;) )
 
I've got one that, like last month's helicoptors, is late. However, I think this one is better than the helicoptors:

Punisher said:
If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.

If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.

Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.

Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).
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link Bolding mine. This is just an excerpt. There's more crazy at the end of the message. Quote's from January this year.
 
In My Spare Time said:
Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).
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Bolding mine. This is just an excerpt. There's more crazy at the end of the message. Quote's from January this year.
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What worries me more is the ninja sword and over & under shotgun he chooses for his reflective surfaces...:rolleyes:
 
EvilBiker said:
What worries me more is the ninja sword and over & under shotgun he chooses for his reflective surfaces...:rolleyes:
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I think on my first run through that one, I ended up bolding damn near every word...
 
Christoper7 continues to blaze new trails into the wilderness of shrieking insanity by claiming the official narrative has been proven false by... the offical narrative:

Christopher7 said:
Your attempt to deny free fall acceleration, despite the fact that NIST has acknowledged it happened, is proof that you will not accept anything that proves the OCT is a farce.
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In My Spare Time said:
I've got one that, like last month's helicoptors, is late. However, I think this one is better than the helicoptors:


link Bolding mine. This is just an excerpt. There's more crazy at the end of the message. Quote's from January this year.
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oooh I am never gonna get my guys a Stundie win if you keep finding ringers like this.

I call a fix conspiracy!!11!!1! Own up, you create these yourself to cut the rest of us out of getting our nominations noticed don't you.

,,,,,,,,,and you're probably a jewish mason too;)
 
jaydeehess said:
oooh I am never gonna get my guys a Stundie win if you keep finding ringers like this.

I call a fix conspiracy!!11!!1! Own up, you create these yourself to cut the rest of us out of getting our nominations noticed don't you.

,,,,,,,,,and you're probably a jewish mason too;)
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I have writers. I'm more in the international homosexual conspiracy than the jewish or masonic ones, though.
 
J. Wellington Wimpy said:
Nominating 9/11-investigator, for the following bit of geographical woo:

"I see, Ottawa. So I was right then. Ottawa is in North-America and that makes you a North-American or American for short." :jaw-dropp
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Actually, he's technically correct.

From Wikipedia:

American(s) may refer to:

  • A citizen or something of or from the United States (see also Names for U.S. citizens)
  • A citizen of one of the nations of the Americas
  • A person who considers himself/herself to be ethnically American (see American ethnicity)
  • The indigenous peoples of the Americas
  • In casual usage, American English: the version of English spoken in the U.S. and American Spanish the version of Spanish spoken in the Americas.
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From Dictionary.com:

adj.

  1. Of or relating to the United States of America or its people, language, or culture.
  2. Of or relating to North or South America, the West Indies, or the Western Hemisphere.
  3. Of or relating to any of the Native American peoples.
  4. Indigenous to North or South America. Used of plants and animals.

n.

  1. A native or inhabitant of America.
  2. A citizen of the United States.
  3. American English.
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D'rok said:
The word as it is actually used in the English language refers to the USA or a citizen of the USA. 9/11-I knows this full well, as evidenced by his usage of the term in precisely that way.
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Then it should be pretty obvious that he's just trolling.
 
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