March Stundie Nominations

Well, I guess it is hard to see what a plane does when there's a fireball...

bryan26 said:
Has anyone ever asked him why he said he saw the plane enter the pentagon?
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Avenger said:
I think he said he didn't see what the plane did after it hit because of the fireball.
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Jews do not exist

From malcomxwarrior:

Nobody is talking about killing jews. You can't kill something that doesn't exist.

The "jews" are a Mongoloid asiatic race, descendants of cain and are responsible for WW1, WW2, the war in Iraq, 9/11, and coming soon to home near you, war with iran.

Now I do not hate so-called jews. I need to make that clear. There are just evil people. No color, creed,race, or religion. we are simply talking about evil PEOPLE. NOT evil religion, evil race, Etc.

This is not "jewish cabal" This is not the "protocols of zion" . This is not denying the horrors of the holocaust. This is answering the "jewish question".

The people that control this world. These evil people. Follow the bible to the core. A book about good Vs. Evil. taking place in armageddon(tel megiddo). So, I do NOT to see this war happen. But there are people there are higher ups who are making sure this is a certainty.

Your leaders are not sane people. They are evil crazy psychos. And the majority of the people on this earth will face their wrath.

I'm sorry to say this, but it is happening right now. Unfortunately most people are too stupid to see it.

Not evil jews. evil people. There are evil people that live in the United states that live in bolivia, that live all over the world. Alex Jones calls it the New World order. I call them the powers that be
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Money shot is bolded, but the rest of the post is stundie-worthy as well.
 
Wow. Just wow.
Even the facepalm does not show how totally insane that malcolmxwarrior rant is.
 
Stich2306 and 1337m4n, can you post links so we can see those in context? I know you can't post links yet Stich, but if you leave off the http bit we should be able to see plain text.

Thanks!
 
A trip down memory lane

Remember the good old days when the earth was flat?
And then a bunch of scientists came along and ruined that for us?
Well, these people have stood up as a collective voice to reject the silly notion that the earth is a sphere:

Gotta love circular reasoning.
Q: "If you're not sure about the motive, why do you say there is a conspiracy?"

A: Well it's quite simple really; if the Earth is in fact flat, then the space agencies must be lying when they say it isn't.
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flatearthsocietyfaq

There is much more loveable nonsense in the rest of this post, but this is one of the parts I found most amusing.
NASA -- Okay, so the top three (at most) need to know, we'll say. These are the guys who actually are controlling the conspiracy, and maybe some of the profit is divided amongst them, but they don't need to be bribed to shut their mouths, and thus have no leverage amongst the others. If we say about three other people in NASA know about it, who are helping with image editing, video editing, and general coverage, but working closely with the top three.
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Public Relations People -- NASA or RASA conspirators could fill this role, too, but again, generosity has the better of me, and I'm going to say that the conspiracy hires people to do this, too, since the guys in the space exploration teams are filled with a bunch of pale, pimply white guys, and therefore aren't good at convincing people of the truth. We'll say they need a couple of these guys, bringing the total up to a whopping twenty people.
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The Conclusive Categorical Conspiracy Compendium

No explanation required.
If you start in one spot a head due south and continue all the way around until you arrive back in the same spot, that would predict a round earth. No one has ever done it. Considering it has been done numerous times east-west, I can't think of any other reason why, except it isn't possible.

Another win for FE!
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People do it all the time, you just choose to deny the evidence.
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Show me the evidence of a polar circumnavigation.
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transglobe expedition
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U.S. Department of Commerce - funded by the US government, come on man you are going to have to do better than that
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Observable Phenomenon Thread
 
Klimax said:
But it simulates space coldness ideally.
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youd think that, but no, as a vacuum there is actually very little heat transfer in space, its like the vacuum chamber in a thermos, keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold

as i understand it the very cold effects actually come from water instantly evaporating in the low (zero) air pressure and IIRC the main concern with astronauts on the moon mission was overheating due to the difficulty in venting heat from the suits
 
defaultdotxbe said:
youd think that, but no, as a vacuum there is actually very little heat transfer in space, its like the vacuum chamber in a thermos, keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold

as i understand it the very cold effects actually come from water instantly evaporating in the low (zero) air pressure and IIRC the main concern with astronauts on the moon mission was overheating due to the difficulty in venting heat from the suits
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Bingo.
 
It's a bit difficult to distill a specific stundie out of the stream of unconsciousness that bill smith's currently pumping out mechanically on the wtc7 thread. My personal favourite is the fact that he clearly doesn't even understand how a steam locomotive works, but that's probably just me.

bill smith said:
That's a smoke generator, no error. It seems obvious to me that that smoke is being mechanically pumped out like the smoke from a locomotive.
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Smoke coming from a burning building? Must be a smoke machine. It's so obvious.

Dave
 
Tandem Thinking said:
Remember the good old days when the earth was flat?
And then a bunch of scientists came along and ruined that for us?
Well, these people have stood up as a collective voice to reject the silly notion that the earth is a sphere:

Gotta love circular reasoning.


flatearthsocietyfaq

There is much more loveable nonsense in the rest of this post, but this is one of the parts I found most amusing.



The Conclusive Categorical Conspiracy Compendium

No explanation required.





Observable Phenomenon Thread
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You think you have seen the best/worst?
try this: (WARNING:EXTREME INSANITY AHEAD!!!) http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11293.0

I guarantee death from laughter,huge hole in wall (:bwall) and brain death all at the same time.It is not stundie per se,just example.

And I have read that thread about one/one and half year ago...
 
defaultdotxbe said:
youd think that, but no, as a vacuum there is actually very little heat transfer in space, its like the vacuum chamber in a thermos, keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold

as i understand it the very cold effects actually come from water instantly evaporating in the low (zero) air pressure and IIRC the main concern with astronauts on the moon mission was overheating due to the difficulty in venting heat from the suits
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Hey,it was meant to be joke!!! I guess,I was again too subtle...
 
Klimax said:
You think you have seen the best/worst?
try this: (WARNING:EXTREME INSANITY AHEAD!!!) http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11293.0
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This is brilliant. I've never seen such an outstanding piece of cognitive dissonance.

Of course the photos theoretically could have been faked. However if Dio wants to convince us that nuclear bombs do not exist, the burden of proof is on him to demonstrate those photos are fake. If he does not do so, it is logical for us to assume the photos are real. In regards to photos of the round Earth; it is the round Earthers who are trying to do the convincing that the Earth is round, there are no flat Earthers trying to convince people that the world is flat. Therefore if they want us to believe that the Earth is round, the burden of proof is on them to prove that the Earth is round.

To sum up; there is no burden of proof on somebody to prove something to themselves. The burden of proof is always on the person trying to convince people that their opinion is the correct one. In this case it is Dio who is trying to convince us that nukes don't exist. In the case of the FE, it is the REers that are trying to convince people that the Earth is not flat.
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So let's see: Photos of the aftermath of Hiroshima must be proven to be fakes, otherwise the Hiroshima bomb is presumed to have been real, but photographs of the Earth from space must be proven to be real otherwise the Earth is presumed to be flat, and both of these arguments arise from the same line of reasoning. And, best of all, the bolded passage, which I'd like to nominate formally for a Stundie; proof is for other people.

Dave
 
So the burden of proof simply resides with whoever disagrees with you, no matter what. BRILLIANT! Another fine example of the Cloak of Undebunkabilitytm
 
If you start in one spot a head due south and continue all the way around until you arrive back in the same spot, that would predict a round earth. No one has ever done it. Considering it has been done numerous times east-west, I can't think of any other reason why, except it isn't possible.
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I am confused. Why would flying around the Earth North-South prove the Earth is round, but flying around the Earth from East-West does not??
 
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