February Stundie Nominations

[Travis]

We only have 28 days to gather the best of the month!

As always, the rules:

1) Posts must be about Conspiracy Theories and not just nutty things in general.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts must be humorous and not just something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and it's source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.


So, have at it folks.

 

[fitzgibbon]

I'd like to start the nominations off with this tidbit from the ATS 9/11 Forum.

Courtesy of ipsedixit:

"That's where you're wrong. Science is riddled with skewed statistics and fraud. I wish it were riddled with verification.

Scientists are not interested in the truth, they are interested in tenure and government grants. They will tell anyone anything they want to hear as long as they want to fund study after study to hear it over and over again."

Let the games begin.

 

[Mashuna]

"Riddled with verification" is a great phrase!

 

[Biscuit]

I think someone should compile a list of all of the terrible examples truthers use to try and explain why a plane wouldn't pierce the WWTC. Here is another one from ATS

If you throw a rolled up ball at a brick, I dont care how much velocity it has, it bounces off. So what gives with the official story of 9/11??

If you throw a dead salmon at drywall it slides down the wall therefor 9/11 was an inside job!!1!!1 DEBONKED!

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread414468/pg1

 

[Tandem Thinking]

I hope youtube counts...

they're a treasure trove of funny.

o n we know george bush was a ceo at a major oil company in texas he did 911 for war to get oil he is the devil bushes brith day is 6/6/46 666 he want to start nwo n have government with complete control over all religion n law n life I CHOOSE GOD NOW AT THE END OF EVERY THING THERE WILL BE GOD BUT U HAVE TO CHOOSE WAKE UP

So not only is Bush the devil, but he traveled back in time to make 9/11 happen?

Elite Goals===1. North American Union
3. Police State and veri-chipping citizens bodies 4. one bank-one world government, which gives more economic control for the elites and world royals 5.Sheeple- people who believe everyhting they are told, and those who never question authority. We are sold medicine to fix every problem we have mentally and physically. Nature and the spirit gone. We worry about our Venti-mochas and sports teams than we do our childrens' future see yourself? Poverty Cast-SYS

This kinda like the
1) Make evil plan.
2) ?????
3) $$$$$$ and world domination!!!

both can be found on youtube: watch?v=ezIU6ZxYU3A
I still can't post links......

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

The only known cause of the molten metal is thermite.

The combination of the absolute ("only known cause") with the broad term ("metal") is great. I didn't realize thermite was such a fundamental component of the steel and aluminum industries.

 

[Brendy]

The combination of the absolute ("only known cause") with the broad term ("metal") is great. I didn't realize thermite was such a fundamental component of the steel and aluminum industries.

I saw the people in the cash4gold commercials using thermite to melt the gold, didn't u?

 

[R.Mackey]

I wonder what he thinks about mercury...

 

[patchbunny]

If you throw a rolled up ball at a brick

Can someone explain to me what a rolled up ball is, and how it differs from a, well, ball?

 

[Travis]

I think someone should compile a list of all of the terrible examples truthers use to try and explain why a plane wouldn't pierce the WWTC. Here is another one from ATS



If you throw a dead salmon at drywall it slides down the wall therefor 9/11 was an inside job!!1!!1 DEBONKED!

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread414468/pg1

I'm betting they're still mystified about how foam could destroy a space shuttle.

they're a treasure trove of funny.

So not only is Bush the devil, but he traveled back in time to make 9/11 happen?

This kinda like the
1) Make evil plan.
2) ?????
3) $$$$$$ and world domination!!!

both can be found on youtube: watch?v=ezIU6ZxYU3A
I still can't post links......

I'll check that out. Youtube comments are a goldmine for "teh stupid."

The combination of the absolute ("only known cause") with the broad term ("metal") is great. I didn't realize thermite was such a fundamental component of the steel and aluminum industries.

Well, what are they to do? Fire can't melt steel after all!

Can someone explain to me what a rolled up ball is, and how it differs from a, well, ball?

Perhaps they took a bunch of dodecahedrons and rolled them up with cellophane and then threw that.

 

[Dr Adequate]

Good catch from Mr Herbert ... I'm surprised he didn't nominate it himself, so I'll do it for him:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=433096&page=1#pid5744646

In my eyes if she had really tried to fit in with this man, if she had really gone to these meetings then she too would be a believer.
This makes me think she maybe is a believer but this is the only way she can fit the facts in the magazine without them being censored...

 

[Tandem Thinking]

I'll check that out. Youtube comments are a goldmine for "teh stupid."

Yeah, other than their own websites and the dusty basements of seldom-used buildings, Youtube is the last stronghold of the classical Twoofer.

 

[Travis]

Good catch from Mr Herbert ... I'm surprised he didn't nominate it himself, so I'll do it for him:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=433096&page=1#pid5744646

It must be a weird world when you think that all your public detractors secretly agree with you.

Yeah, other than their own websites and the dusty basements of seldom-used buildings, Youtube is the last stronghold of the classical Twoofer.

When coffee shops and late night talk radio call-in-shows are too good for you there is Youtube!

 

[Klimax]

Another my nomination:

There is no need to describe the destruction of WTC1 using differential equations. Simple math + observations of videos prove the BLGB model and paper wrong.

Yes simple math coupled with observation of often blury video are better then differential equation...

Heiwa strikes once again.(That this just start of month!)

 

[Dave Rogers]

Sadly, he'll have to stick to JREF for posting the rest of this month's nominations. He just got the inaugural suspension over at the 9/11 forum, a whole month, for repeatedly calling David Benson and Frank Greening traitors.

Dave

 

[Mel Odious]

Posted: Feb 3 2009, 04:57 AM

QUOTE (mirandapriestly @ Jan 30 2009, 10:50 PM)
Here is the tidbit about Fergie and her "close call". Sorry if I am changing the subject, but I had forgotten about this and your post brought it back.

QUOTE
The Duchess Of York narrowly escaped death - after her car carrying her to the World Trade Center in New York was stuck in traffic. Yesterday morning Sarah Ferguson and her assistant Kate Waddington were in a taxi, on their way to a business meeting in the World Trade Center - which collapsed after two suicide planes crashed into them. The duchess was due to meet Ken Merlo and Johnny O'Sullivan - who run her stateside charity Chances For Children - whose office was situated on the 101st floor. Both Merlo and O'Sullivan were absent from the building when the tragedy occurred. Her spokesman says, "The Duchess of York is desperately upset for everyone involved in this terrible tragedy. It is unbelievable, she was just a few minutes away when the explosion took place



http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2001-09-12#celeb2

her story certainly does not add up-- how could she have been on GMA and also on her way to the WTC?

the story about her going to the wtc is just bull, a bogus detail made up by the media... i wonder how many of the stories of other people just missing being killed in the towers is also bull?

Source.

 

[dtugg]

I love Heiwa!

NIST should do it, i.e. test their (conspiracy) theory using sponges and pizza boxes.

 

[1337m4n]

I think Heiwa is cheating; he shouldn't be allowed into the Stundies anymore.

 

[Travis]

Source.

What are they referring to with "GMA?"

 

[Disbelief]

What are they referring to with "GMA?"

Good Morning America - A daily talk/news show.