January Stundie Finals

[Travis]

First things first. Let us congratulate the winner from December.

It was a close one. But, by one vote, this was the winner:

There is even thermite cord: http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Thermite-Carbon_Cord

With cord you can make any shape you want: linear shapes, circle shapes, even star of david shapes!

Thank you noble internet poster for bringing some laughter to our lives.

Now for this months selection.

1) Time zones. They're nothing but Public Relations "spin."

It wasn't until the Payne Stewart example was being used by the 9/11 Truth Movement that the debunkers started to spin the amount of time it took.

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2) What is more irritating? Txt Speak, Txt Speak of insane ideas or Txt Speak of insane ideas by someone who is probably drunk?

Global warming is bs! every1 should know that by now, it's a money making scheme, planet changes all the time, oh! i do turn my ps3 off though when not in use, to save my electric lol not the world, the turn off system after download finishes is usefull... bunch of movies/psn stuff, sleep and wake to ps3 being off, also have it set to 1hour turn off if not being used, good if i fall asleep drunk on couch lol so the answer is use those settings

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3) Insane Talk 101: Don't suffix your statements with protestations of how serious you are. I'm actually totally serious about that.

There has got to be some sinister reason for the government giving us these bulbs for free and forcing them on us.

Perhaps when the time is right they will create a massive electrical surge that will pop all of the bulbs throughout the land and kill us off. Only those with traditional bulbs will survive!

I'm actually serious.

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4) A Government that tries to kill its citizens with safety devices is doing it wrong. They need to attend National and supra-National Genocide/Democide Training seminars.

I flung out all my mercury bulbs. AND SMOKE ALARMS which contain mercury
Government is out to kill people

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5) I knew there had to be some reason that Shakespeare in Love drove me to irrational anger and paranoia.

If you are going to really "get it" and figure out how the Occult influences (for both ill and nought), you must cease to be naive. For centuries elements of the Occult have controlled the Arts, and they will continue to do so long after you and I are gone. The Troubadours of the medieval period was a classic example of a roving Occult operation, and the Shakespearean plays were instrumental in embedding esoteric rules and formulea.

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6) Explosions in an "outward" direction are evil conspiracy bombs. Explosions that are "inward" are benign and natural.

the explosion at the pentagon is OUTWARD not from OUTSIDE at all. From the inside of the building. Watch it again. The guy said missle.. airplane on purpose... both are wrong, its misinformation.

They had us all thinking that it was something from the outside of the building and that it was either a 'missle or plane'.. and let us argue over that forever while neither is true.

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7) Birds flying in the air at the same time as a plane = suspicious?
Person being trained for their job = suspicious?
Person accomplishing something they trained for = suspicious?

Something doesn't quite sit right with me about the ''bird strike'' story.

Can't put a finger on it but.....nah. Not buying it.

I learnt the pilot is a guy called Sullenberger, and he's got military training, and is a ''safety expert'' in addition to his 'other job' flying commercial aircraft.

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8) Here's a lot of words proving that messengers of the heavenly realm brought down human souls into the river of Jews......or something. I think a reference to Icarus should have been worked in too.

HUD son … it turns out that HUD is equivalent to JEW!
From the Hebrew word Y-hud-ah or as we say it JUDAH!!
So HUD son is SON OF THE JEWS *or* JEWISH!
Or more specifically all of the HUDSON references in the news lately could be pointing to - THE TRIBE OF JUDAH!
From Yhudah we get all the forms - Judah Judaea Jew - Jewish!
At first we were told it was a ‘FLOCK OF BIRDS’ that took down the plane.
From an alchemical perspective birds are depicted as mediators or messengers between the heavenly realm and the earthly world.
and… flight of birds depict the human soul undergoing development.

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9) Food with no "food" in it must be the cause of the obesity epidemic....no wait.....that's not right. Maybe it's the poisonous air?

Yet, we are supposed to just suck it up and accept it all without even a hint of lube. We are forced to take vaccines, which cause autism. We are forced to accept foods, which have no food in them. We are forced to accept air, which is poisonous. We are trained to submit to their will. And when someone finally snaps…………. Oh well, throw away the key.

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10) Someone needs to get a Boy Scout building a nuke in his garage to prove they are real.

"Do Nuclear Bombs Exist?"
Although this possibility is rarely postulated, and although when it is put forth it always receives scathing incredulity even from the most skeptical conspiracy theorists, I am certain that the canon of nuclear/atomic explosion footage shown to the public starting in the 1940s was falsified from the beginning.

Nuclear bombs are the cornerstone of the world's military-industrial control structure. It is therefore necessary that, if the current order is to be maintained, everyone must believe in them.

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11) Everyone knows the quickest way to get Martial Law is to blow up unoccupied cabins in the woods.

I also think that something did go wrong that morning and that 'Flight 93' was delayed and threw them off schedule. My opinion is that they wanted to hit Camp David for a real Trifecta, WTC - Financial Capital (Civilians), the Pentagon (Military) and Camp David (President). Camp David was a perfect target, since Bushler was safe hiding behind small children in an elementary school.

If they had managed to pull it all off, then they would have been able to institute martial law.

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12) Some types of experiments won't prove anything and now we have a name for them. Joy!

But I am happy to have found a new Heiwa type experiment that should convince my fellow engineers what happens when you drop a structure on a similar, but bigger piece, of structure. Try to destroy a sponge by dropping another sponge on it. Actually WTC1 upper part has all the charcteristics of a sponge (consisting of strong elastic columns, weak elastic floors and plenty of holes (air)), i.e. not very rigid and definitely not homogeneous.

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13) Training for disasters. What could possibly be more evil?

My mum just rang Parliament House and there was a recorded message saying that they couldn't answer the call because Parliament House was undergoing an emergency evacuation exercise. Sounds like they're could be a false-flag attack in the works.

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14) If only the Japanese had built "rigid structures" they wouldn't have had to surrender!

So if I say, exploded a nuclear weapon, on a rigid structure, it would not be destroyed?

Well, if you have a nuke in your wardrobe and want to destroy a rigid structure with it, have a try. The rigid structure is indestructible (by definition) and thus remains intact. That's why NIST, Bazant, Seffen & Co assume WTC1/2 upper parts are rigid in their various (NWO) theories of the collapses of the structure below.

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15) It seems the possibility that two different people using two different clocks might record the takeoff time of the same plane as being different is just way too unlikely.

Clocks vary, but vary as they might, that has nothing to do with two planes leaving at different times, that are both called 175. Whatever clock you want to use will still be in error equally regading both "planes"
In other words, your arguemnt has zero merit, it merely affect both planes equally.

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16) It appears that all of time, and all happenings in that time, are on a recursive loop.

Contrary to what you imply, there's a first time for everything.

Well you believe that.

I don't.

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17) This is either the greatest research project in the world or a very lame segue into a pick-up line.

Does anyone like me believe that Orgasms are manipulated by the elite so that they are now nothing but the climax of a sexual encounter?

Maybe they is some secret power in orgasms – an energy. An energy that is long forgotten and once possible made everywhere joyful world over?

If we all found out the secret of Orgasms (if they is one) then maybe we can rebuild the world that it once was.

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18) Yes, time zones are just words. Nobody actually uses them.....in Bizzaro world.

physically, the intercept still took 20 minutes, your time zone **** doesn't mean anything, than you AGAIN playing with words...

Okay. That does it folks. Let's start 2009 off right by voting right...which is to vote wrong...but not for the first time....since everything has already happened....damn I'm babbling again!

 

[Mashuna]

Just. . .all of them.

I'll have to whittle down the madness before I finally vote, but really. . .

 

[240-185]

I propose to rename the Stundie awards into "Heiwa awards".

 

[dtugg]

I voted for 12 and 14 because I nominated them and because it would be cool to have nominated the winner three months in a row. Plus they are both incredibly stupid.

I propose to rename the Stundie awards into "Heiwa awards".

He deserves it.

 

[timhau]

Wow. There's a lot of crazy in there.

 

[Travis]

Wow. There's a lot of crazy in there.

That is the nature of these things. Though this month there was an unusual abundance of rather eclectic crazy.

 

[Klimax]

I voted for 12 and 14 because I nominated them and because it would be cool to have nominated the winner three months in a row. Plus they are both incredibly stupid.



He deserves it.

I suspect that number 14 is mine nomination ( http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4315786&postcount=16 )
But MAD indeed...

 

[dtugg]

You're right. He says so much stupid crap it's hard to keep straight.

 

[Klimax]

You're right. He says so much stupid crap it's hard to keep straight.

That's why he has not only numerous nominations,but has even two in finals... F "genius"

And how does it look with The best Stundie of the year?

 

[Travis]

That's why he has not only numerous nominations,but has even two in finals... F "genius"

I normally don't put two quotes from the same person in the finals but both were so good and since it's hypothetically anonymous I figured it was alright.

And how does it look with The best Stundie of the year?

Um, I'll have to go search up the winners and have a vote off.

 

[Cuddles]

Some good ones this month. Got to love those imaginary time zones and nuke-proof buildings. And birds. You can't trust birds. I bet they're all Jewish or something. And has a bird ever shown you its pilot license? Exactly. They spend all of that time flying about, pulling off manouvers that would rip a comercial jet to pieces, and yet not one of them has an actual qualification. Go on, try putting a seagul in front of MS Flight Sim and see if it can hit the Pentagon. Not a chance. And really, that proves it.

That said, I don't think either 6 or 16 deserve to be there, since I don't see anything particularly stupid or funny about them. 6 is quite clearly saying that the explosion came from the inside and therefore can't be the result of something crashing into it from the outside. Wrong, yes, but not even close to a stundie. 16 is, presumably, simply pointing out that there clearly isn't a first time for everything since many things don't happen even once. I've said exactly the same before myself. Unless there's some context missing that shows I'm wrong about this, I don't see why they were even nominated, let alone made it to the finals.

 

[Klimax]

I normally don't put two quotes from the same person in the finals but both were so good and since it's hypothetically anonymous I figured it was alright.

For those voting not a bloody chance. Heiwa is usually recognizable...

 

[eromitlab]

Well, I nominated #6... I think the stupid is definitely there. The person that posted it is convinced the explosion came from the outside because it looked that way on video and nothing else, showing an amazing lack of knowledge of how explosions work and even forming some sort of theory around it. The last paragraph of the person's comment (not nominated, it's mostly just standard troofer BS) is like standing outside in the middle of a rain shower, except it's not rain that's falling, it's pure ignorance.

And it made me laugh, too. Well, just for a second, then I shook my head and tried to shake off the stupid before it started weighing me down.

 

[IMST]

The quantity may be lower than usual, but January was a bumper crop for quality of teh stoopids.

 

[patchbunny]

Tough call, but as a Civil Engineer, I just had to go with #12.

 

[332nd]

Wow...

Ok 1: Because that's just stupid.

5: Because I'm an actor and will forever be stunned in how people read far to much into Shakespeare.

17: Because it's just funny. (And true)

18: Because that's just stupid... (again)

 

[8den]

I propose to rename the Stundie awards into "Heiwa awards".

Unfortunately Stundie trumps Heiwa. Heiwa is a goldmine of stupid, but Stundie is still the motherload.

 

[blobru]

Voted for:

#3 -- inspired paranoia ("...or what if there were tiny little Greeks hiding inside the free light bulbs?")
#5 -- and there's a really good recipe for taco bean dip in Cymbeline Act 3, Scene 5!
#7 -- something suspicious about birds striking a plane flown by a guy named Sullenberger: can't quite put my finger on it... and Holmes catching a pass thrown by a guy named Roethlisberger?... nah. Not buying it.
#10 -- Dr Strangelol.
#17 -- the implication that were it not for elite meddling everyone would be constantly having orgasms;
#2 -- toss in a few random "oh god!"s and it's a perfect example of communication if #17 were true.

 

[J. Wellington Wimpy]

Gotta be #12. Gotta.

 

[Belz...]

Gee, Travis, you think you could be more descriptive in the poll proper than just put numbers, there ?

Otherwise I'm just going to call you a poor man's Mobyseven