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Sasquatch Fingerprint? Coleman's Georgia hangover wearing off.

kitakaze

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Profound sasquatch evidence in North carolina, multiple Bigfoots, habituation, police involvement, delicious intrigue, Georgia who? The chase begins anew!

The source of the print is from a North Carolina human family of three, two adults who have one son. They own cats. One of their cats has appeared to have adopted a local Sasquatch family. When the cat insists upon getting out of the house, they know the Sasquatch, a family of four hairy hominids (e.g. Dad, Mom, one teenager, and a young child) are nearby.
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The cat is the key.

Recently, in May 2008, one of the Sasquatch inspected the human father’s pickup truck, leaving fingerprints and nose prints on the passenger window. A local policeman was called. He collected the fingerprints and palm prints, a full set, but refused to date and sign the card because he “knew what we had” and would not allow his name to get involved with these events.
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Police in on the mystery.

The humans have a video camera at the location. When it is working, the Sasquatch refuse to collect the food. When the camera quits, the Sasquatch resume their activity. Reportedly, the Sasquatch cannot affect the video or computer recording operations, but certainly they seem to know when the system works and when it quits.
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Camcorder defying ability.

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/bf-fingerprint/
 
I get shy with cameras too. And my feet are pretty big.

(Oh, crap...its me, isn't it?)
 
It's dem lil' blinkie red lights on the camera, Bigfoots hate lil' red blinkie lights!!!
And the daddy Bigfoot had his face plastered on the truck window to see if'in they had left there keys in the truck. No, he wasn't gona' steal the truck, Bigfoot Jr just likes to play with keys.. He throws 'em on the ground to see how many times Mommy Bigfoot will pick 'em up and hand 'em back. Bigfoot Jr. also likes to pull on the cats' tail, the results are usually not good. This cat has so far been able to keep out of reach. Grabbing for the cats' tail distracts Jr. from his usual pastime of bouncing rocks off-n' nearby humans and Daddy Bigfoots' head. This makes Daddy Bigfoot happy, and what makes daddy Bigfoot happy makes Mommy Bigfoot happy, which in turn makes her less likely to get mad and throw the keys away, this makes Jr. happy. The teenager Bigfoot just skulks around, (big feet are good for skulking) complaining there aint nuttin fun to do, but loves the free food!!! (teenage Bigfoots take a lot of providin' for.) So, they hang around.
Just one big 'ol harry happy family!! :D
 
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Sheesh...isn't this the reason why giant overpowered hunting rifles were created?
 
I've been following this story for years. If you ever need to see/hear every excuse in the book then this is story to read up on. One of the owners of the house (or someone who lived there) used to post on cryptozoology.com. You'd think if bigfoot lived on your land for 20 years you'd have some sort of proof by now.
 
NobbyNobbs said:
Serious. I can't tell if the OP believes in Sasquatch or not.
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Really? Then I guess you haven't read about Kitakaze's 'Footer-Mobile' and his blatant over-indulgence of Philosophical Literature, in his quest for the elusive Bigfoot. I would also assume you didn't hear the rumor that Kit wore a "Me and Bigfoot" button to his last work function, and spent the whole night rationalizing to his co-workers why he would invest 15,000+ dollars in a Mobile-video/audio-sensor-arrayed-van.
 
Drewbot said:
Really? Then I guess you haven't read about Kitakaze's 'Footer-Mobile' and his blatant over-indulgence of Philosophical Literature, in his quest for the elusive Bigfoot. I would also assume you didn't hear the rumor that Kit wore a "Me and Bigfoot" button to his last work function, and spent the whole night rationalizing to his co-workers why he would invest 15,000+ dollars in a Mobile-video/audio-sensor-arrayed-van.
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Or his newly-acquired belief that bigfoots are aliens.
 
NobbyNobbs said:
Serious. I can't tell if the OP believes in Sasquatch or not.
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That depends which thread we're in. If there are footers of impaired logic and questionable debate tactics about then it may indeed seem that I do. Not everybody catches it when I give the wink. I thought in this case that breaking into verse might suffice for satyrical emulation. Clearly I have my work cut out for me.:D
 
Drewbot said:
Really? Then I guess you haven't read about Kitakaze's 'Footer-Mobile' and his blatant over-indulgence of Philosophical Literature, in his quest for the elusive Bigfoot. I would also assume you didn't hear the rumor that Kit wore a "Me and Bigfoot" button to his last work function, and spent the whole night rationalizing to his co-workers why he would invest 15,000+ dollars in a Mobile-video/audio-sensor-arrayed-van.
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As fars as the philisophical literature goes, it has been my experience that Chinese poetry does actually work better than loud sobbing for attracting Bigfoots. The catch is that the Mandarin must be read with inflections not unlike Linda Richman from SNL's Coffee Talk. The 15 G's didn't even cover the roof pop-up analogue synthesizer and drum machine array that was used for Close Encounters of the Third Kind style communications and acid house blasting. The hope of course was that the Bigfoots would get into a tonal rapport with us and hopefully a popping session (which they are fond of) long enough to make some recordings.

GT/CS said:
Or his newly-acquired belief that bigfoots are aliens.
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This could be academic if we choose to argue whether or not the information allows to conclude that the Greys are actually developing these genetic manipulants on Earth, thereby qualifying them as Terran in origin (of alien design).
 
kitakaze said:
...snip...This could be academic if we choose to argue whether or not the information allows to conclude that the Greys are actually developing these genetic manipulants on Earth, thereby qualifying them as Terran in origin (of alien design).
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So, Bigfoots' are proponents of ID as well as being fans of German Techno-dance music, those sly buggars.......
 
GT/CS said:
The evidence is overwhelming, as is clearly stated in this thread. Bigfoot/Alien Connection
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Holy poop! There's a thread! I completely missed that. Well, now I'm just going to have to plaster that thing and bust the knowledge on the haters.

Coleman at cryptomumble has a a new piece up on how Bigfoots detect cameras by guest blogger William M. Dranginis whom Coleman calls hominological investigator:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/bf-cameras/

Bigfoot geek doesn't have the same gravitas.
 
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