BIGFOOT FOLIES!!!! - Da bigfeetsuz iz (v.1.3):
According to "eyewitness reports", bigfeet are known to lie down in roads, climb trees, throw pigs, eviscerate deer, rock cars, shake VW beetles, steal beans from cans using screwdrivers (also stolen) at someone's backyard, lifts infants and carry them at their backs, swim, smell worse than skunks, abduct humans, rape humans, emit infrasound, bash trees, collect and eat mussels, yell, knock on woods, twist trees, have glowing eyes, are calm, are aggressive, are gentle, walk on all fours, throw rocks and pine cones, kill humans, howl, twist trees, scream, climb on trees when juveniles, use tools and adornments, hide in corn fields, rattle doorknobs, maul dogs, eat worms, shakes tents, make noises louder than jet engines, bury their dead, speak, eat rodents and salmon, are curious, live in clans or alone across most North America, are nocturnal, are mostly nocturnal, are crepuscular, whistle, make noises imitating other animals, express emotions with facial displays, body posture and piloerection, stalks people, make braids in horses, treat snake bites, wrestles, wears clothes, back rides horses, carries hunters, chases bicycles, crosses roads, its cry can vibrate pants, chest cavity and push you, it wears skins, are shy, overthrows jeeps, is a breast-stroke swimmer, bulletproof, "fence passer througher", “fence passer abover”, salt-trading, has an under-developed flight-response mechanism, has an exceptional flight-response time, throws horses, do sideways shufflings, is gluten sensitive, eats pig food, are vegetarians, are omnivores, are carnivores, throw balls back and can be black, dark-brown, brown, reddish-brow, tan, red, white or gray.
Oh, they may also be
Paranormal, shape-shifters, telepathic, invisible, interdimensional, UFO travelers…
