Astral War

[ExMinister]

Ooh ooh ooh!

I want to be smited!

Where do I sign up?

That's "smote." You must sit in the naughty corner for saying smited.

 

[zooterkin]

That's "smote." You must sit in the naughty corner for saying smited.

And you can join him, it's "smitten", surely?

 

[ExMinister]

And you can join him, it's "smitten", surely?

I'm already in the naughty corner. Smitten, smacked down, smote, but definitely not smited.

OK, all kidding aside, AstralWar - If you do decide you want to discuss your experiences here in a rational way, we are all willing to do so but you've got to stick around long enough to dialogue and be willing to answer questions and share. You might check out some previous threads on astral travel and out of body experiences, and if you are inclined to research, do an internet search on sleep paralysis, sleep hallucinations and hypnogogic imagery. Some of us have had what we once thought of as "astral" experiences and have been involved in the occult. I also recommend a book called The Conscious Evolution of Dreaming, which covers such issues as astral travel and lucid dreaming.

 

[Loss Leader]

You idiots keep on talking. While you've been posting your nonsense here, I've been projecting my Black Energy onto the astral plane. I've already completely destroyed Astral War. Notice how he doesn't post any longer? That's because I gave him a thorough astral kicking.

And you're next.

 

[quixotecoyote]

You idiots keep on talking. While you've been posting your nonsense here, I've been projecting my Black Energy onto the astral plane. I've already completely destroyed Astral War. Notice how he doesn't post any longer? That's because I gave him a thorough astral kicking.

And you're next.

Congratulations, you smoked a zombie.

He's been whooped since Post 46.

tsk.

Some people will do anything for a bit of attention.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

Jesus loves me this I know
for Astral War told me so.
In my dreams he did appear
and offered me a tasty beer.

 

[arthwollipot]

That figures.

I say all of us in the inner circle of ArthW's cult wear green, drink beer and eat evil pizza.

Green is the color of MONEY in the US after all - only us inner circlers will know the secret meaning.

If we survive being zapped, can we all ride around in limos?

Yes, Shmulo the Atlantean High Priest is a big fan of beer. We should emulate him.

Ooh ooh ooh!

I want to be smited!

Where do I sign up?

Just sign over all your worldly goods to me and put on this white robe. If you're dedicated enough, you will ascend to the Inner Circle and be able to wear green, like me. And like Shmulo.

 

[ZeroAltitude]

Are we talking something bright, or like a hunter or a forest green?

 

[Prometheus]

Dammit! I just about had my new sex cult up and running, and some jerk came along and destroyed it from the astral plane. Grrrr.

 

[ZeroAltitude]

Dammit! I just about had my new sex cult up and running, and some jerk came along and destroyed it from the astral plane. Grrrr.

Man, that always means a ton of paperwork to fill out. I feel for you.

 

[Irish Murdoch]

Dammit! I just about had my new sex cult up and running, and some jerk came along and destroyed it from the astral plane. Grrrr.

Apparently, the same thing happened to Ian Astbury's rock band (OK, you might need to do some Googling to get that!).

 

[arthwollipot]

Join mine. Um, not that it's a sex cult or anything, because that would be bad, right?

 

[amb]

Ooh ooh ooh!

I want to be smited!

Where do I sign up?

In that astral booking office in the heavens. But if you'r not a believer they won't take your booking.
You can also if you realy want to be smitten, post to articullete.

 

[David Swidler]

Oh, Arth, you need a prophet? I'll give it a go.

*clears throat*

It was in the eighth year of the reign of George the son of George, and I was upon the server and did behold images of the Arth. And the Arth said unto me, "Dost thou see what I have shown thee?" And I said to the Arth, "No, my Arth, for I am lowly and unworthy to gaze upon thy Arth." And the Arth did reach out and place his finger upon my lips and did say, "Go thou unto the children of the JREF and say unto them, 'Behold, the AstralWar cometh, for thou hast ignored the wishes of thy Arth, and He be irritated.'"

And I went unto the Forum and did post my prophecy. And the people did wail and gnash their teeth, and one did say, "Evidence?" And I did declare that the vision I had seen was self explanatory, and that I had kissed the Arth, and that whoever else wished to be an Arth kisser follow me unto him.

And the Arth did appear to me again, and said unto me, "Go again unto the JREF and say, 'Behold, the end is nigh, and it be the end thou dost dread, for it be the end that doth emit unpleasant odors.'" And I went again unto the forum and did thus warn them, and the people did wail more and gnash other teeth, and did say, "Evidence?" And the Arth did as his word hath said; and my Arth did release an odor of such potency that like there was hath never been and afterward there never shall. And it did clear the room.

And I sang unto my Arth: "Oh, my Arth that doth bear me upon my way; Thou art the cushion against the hard seat of my journey." And the Arth did offer me comfort.

 

[Foolmewunz]

I'm already in the naughty corner. Smitten, smacked down, smote, but definitely not smited.

OK, all kidding aside, AstralWar - If you do decide you want to discuss your experiences here in a rational way, we are all willing to do so but you've got to stick around long enough to dialogue and be willing to answer questions and share. You might check out some previous threads on astral travel and out of body experiences, and if you are inclined to research, do an internet search on sleep paralysis, sleep hallucinations and hypnogogic imagery. Some of us have had what we once thought of as "astral" experiences and have been involved in the occult. I also recommend a book called The Conscious Evolution of Dreaming, which covers such issues as astral travel and lucid dreaming.

Yeah, what he said. It's been fun poking sticks in the bear cage, but truly AstralWar, you must have some underlying beliefs to this stuff, and we'd have just as much fun discussing your ideas as we're having flinging snappy one liners around amongst ourselves.

We have a number of deists on these boards, so Christianity does not exclude one from conversations here. The "warring" and "destroying" of your enemies (or at least those that offend), though? Well, that may require a little bit of rational explanation.

So put me down with ExMinister as a vote for "Let's continue this conversation, but let's first make it into a conversation." Without your participation, we're just getting our jollies by ourselves.

 

[chillzero]

I agree.
We may need to move the thread, unless some paranormal based discussion comes along.

 

[lionking]

Please do.

 

[amb]

Jesus loves me this I know
for Astral War told me so.
In my dreams he did appear
and offered me a tasty beer.

Hey! That's very good. Almost Shakespearean like.

 

[chillzero]

Please do.

Why?
Two people have asked to get it back on topic. I'll add a mod request to that:

Please keep this thread on topic, and strictly on topic as to the paranormal section.

Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: chillzero

It deserves one more chance.

 

[lionking]

Fair enough, but how long do we wait for Astral War to return to turn us all blind or whatever?