Oh, crap... Ron! Did that Mexican wrestler intercept that call? Because dammit, Ron, I swear, if it turns out that some guy in a Luche Libre mask appears as "Ron Wick" (sic) representing the rationalists on the show tomorrow, I'm gonna hold you responsible!! Imagine! Clowns vs. clowns! We'd never live it down!
Christ!... all you had to do was run the guy one damn block, and the fatwoulda dropped from a heart attack,
Hey, the sumbitch is quicker than he looks!
but nooooooooo! It's too fashionable to have operatives stalking you, stealing your checks and ruining your life, 'cept in your case, it wasn't a bunch of trenchcoated men, but some huge weirdo wearing a Luchador mask with chalupa stains around the mouth, but hey! Pomeroo's got to have his own damn "secret agent" stalker and to hell with everyone else...
What? You're accusing me of being selfish??
Trust me, pal, I am willing to share. I am so willing to share.
(For those of you who don't know where this diversion came from: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=3610887#post3610887. Just 'cause I felt like it. So there!)
woulda dropped from a heart attack,