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Satanic D&D... for the kids!

SnuggleSmacks said:
Wow. You guys need to live here. The gaming community in the Triad area of NC is infamous for playing musical beds and throwing clothing-optional BDSM parties. Unless you are grossly obese and don't have the personality to make up for it, you are going to get laid!! (Emphasis Mine)
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Well, I'm going to die a "technical" virgin! I'm fatter than hell and I am bipolar to boot.

Where did I put that suicide note?
 
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Lol...wow. I certainly didn't mean it that way. If what you say is true, then the odds are still higher for you to get a girl in my circle...we tend to be a more accepting bunch. But we are also a more blatantly honest (even tactless) bunch.
 
SnuggleSmacks said:
Lol...wow. I certainly didn't mean it that way. If what you say is true, then the odds are still higher for you to get a girl in my circle...we tend to be a more accepting bunch.
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Well, I'm told I'm needlessly self-depreciating, so I might be exaggerating a bit. My mom's side of the family are made up of real porkers and my skinny-as-a-rail father constantly reminds me (often times not too kindly) about my rotund physique. If you click on my avatar you should see a recent (not to mention, incredibly gleepy) photo. I'll let you judge.

SnuggleSmacks said:
But we are also a more blatantly honest (even tactless) bunch.
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I think I could take it. My gaming group is the same way. A couple of years back, when it was suggested we order out from a regional sub restaurant chain called "Cousins." I innocently replied, "I could do Cousins tonight." The incest jokes haven't stopped since.
 
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SnuggleSmacks said:
Wow. You guys need to live here. The gaming community in the Triad area of NC is infamous for playing musical beds and throwing clothing-optional BDSM parties. Unless you are grossly obese and don't have the personality to make up for it, you are going to get laid!!
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Alas, I feel that even your group would be insufficient to break my dry spell.
 
Mark A. Siefert said:
If you click on my avatar you should see a recent (not to mention, incredibly gleepy) photo. I'll let you judge.
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Dude, when I say obese, I'm talking 350 lbs. You so do not qualify! Only a rare few of the chics are into the "Jack the Pumpkin King" look. But I have to warn you, only a few of the girls have that waif-thin look themselves. I'm probably second thinnest, at 135 lbs and 5'3". Definitely not skin and bones. At least my 10 extra pounds are in the right places : )

arthwollipot: you'd be surprised.
 
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JFrankA said:
Hey, I'm with you people. I love the tabletop too, but at 44 and 31, it's a little difficult finding players our age.... :)
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I know plenty of players in that age group. The problem is that kids make finding compatable gaming schedules difficult.
 
arthwollipot said:
My new character (in a game that hasn't actually started yet...) is an anti-necromancer. A follower of the goddess of death, but sworn a sacred vow to destroy necromancers and ensure that dead people actually stay dead.
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Ah, a PC I made was like that, but his relgion was Jewish, he was just blessed by a god of death to destroy undead and bring mortality to the immortal.

The idea of a monotheist who had powers granted to him by a polytheistic deity is fun.
 
We do pretty well for ourselves (game-wise..That other stuff? Not so much...) in South Eastern PA. We had a game running for several years, when that campaign ended, started a new one that's still going, plus various one-off games and such, usually 3 times a month.

(Bored? no, I mean REALLY bored? Our story hour still is on the web: http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=99)

PonderingTurtle said:
Ah, a PC I made was like that, but his relgion was Jewish, he was just blessed by a god of death to destroy undead and bring mortality to the immortal.
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I threatened a few times to make a Hassidic Jewish Paladin.."Oy, you don't know from evil.."
 
SnuggleSmacks said:
Wow. You guys need to live here. The gaming community in the Triad area of NC is infamous for playing musical beds and throwing clothing-optional BDSM parties. Unless you are grossly obese and don't have the personality to make up for it, you are going to get laid!!
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I see I was hanging out with the wrong people when I was gaming!
 
When I was a kid, I got into D&D. My parents happily got me my first books (The D&D Basic Box set! With the dice, and the crayon to colour in the numbers!) They heard all the talk about how evil it was, and all they cared about was 'He's getting out of the house. Meeting people, and not doing drugs'. Thats it.

I've played AD&D from 1st edition through 3.5 now, and I play a Monk in a table top game where I video conference call to a group in Utah where an awesome DM runs a fantastic game. Its not quite the same as being there, but its still a lot of fun.

But there is still somewhat of a stigma '35 years old, and playing D&D? whats wrong with you?'

Well, my wife doesn't care, and she's played, and enjoyed it.

A couple years ago, I started up another hobby where the overwhelming response is usually along the lines of 'What? You don't have a life, and you live in your mothers basement, right?'

I do this:
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This is me with a couple friends. I'm the one in the middle, all dressed in black.

Its a demanding, and expensive hobby. Yet, many say we must have no lives. (Some later come back, and sheepishly ask us where they can get a stormtrooper costume). We go out in costume many times a year, and do it for Charity. Yet we're looked down on.

But show up half-naked, painted in team colours, and acting like a moron to a football game to watch multi-millionaires chase a ball around a field... and you're 'manly'.

Bah. Screw 'em. Go out, have fun!
 
SnuggleSmacks said:
Wow. You guys need to live here. The gaming community in the Triad area of NC is infamous for playing musical beds and throwing clothing-optional BDSM parties. Unless you are grossly obese and don't have the personality to make up for it, you are going to get laid!!
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So where do I sign up ? :D
 
Belz... said:
Gee, Shalamar, who made that Vader outfit ?
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The helmet, Chest Armor, chest box, and belt were made by different individuals. I don't have the skills (yet) to make them myself.

The boots were custom made to my rather large feet.

The bodysuit, inner robe, and outer cape were made by myself and my wife.

I need new shins, as the ones there were made from thin ABS, and are cracking. I also need new gloves, as I don't like the shape of the flare. Its a never ended process.

In other words, not a single item on that costume is licensed. It is %100 fan made. You can not find quality like that in any store in the world. And yes; It is a VERY HOT outfit to wear.
 
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