articulett
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Good post Art.
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On another note though....
Being a skeptic for all these years has been rewarding, however, there seems to be that little something missing. So, in the interest of becoming a more "fair and balanced", well rounded individual, I've begun some research into the finer aspects of Ozark culture.
Specifically, I've narrowed my interest to "Holy Rollers."
With a safe and encouraging environment I may soon be rolling on the floor speaking in tongues, drinking strychnine, and whipping Black Mamba's around the room by the tail.
Overall, do you think this would be a good gig for me?
-H "need some Tom Cruise life advice" S.
Well I hear that speaking in tongues is a true sign of the holy spirit... what else could it be? Surely all those people couldn't be delusional? And the bible says something about taking up serpents. So, yeah... I think you should be open minded to everything... after all, how are you going to get an "inner knowingness" of the really true truth unless you sample them all? There's no other evidence for these sorts of things, so... unless you want to miss out on divine secrets... I suggest you sample all beliefs until you find what's "true for you" via your "inner knowingness" and the wisdom of those fantastically spiritual others who are clearly experiencing something "unexplainable" or deep. Surely you are drawn to the snake handling Pentecoastals for a reason, right? What is that if not a divine sign??
If you live through the snake thing, maybe others will be convinced too. I mean what other explanation could there be than the fact that you have the really true truth? Yeah, Beth's truth is too wishy washy... and I can't tell what the heck the others really believe, but I'm not getting any "signs" that they've tapped into the mysteries of the universe. But surviving after handling poisonous snakes might convince me of something or other. Yeah, if faith is good, you may as well go for the gusto... --and what more gusto could there be than snake handling and drinking poison?
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