Speaking of which, how is your made up evidence coming along?* Any more camp fire stories to tell?
Okay,* I was out camping last summer with a literary author and the USA's No.1 NSA Bigfoot research mole.* We picked a spot that was not a formal camp site, which worked to our advantage.* About an hour before dark, I sent out a few male Bigfoot calls.* We almost immediately got a return call.* I then sent out a slightly different call, and again we received a return call except the Bigfoot had moved positions significantly through dense forest, since the first call.* Slightly later, I noticed another bigfoot approach from the opposite side as he broke a branch to make contact with us.* I then began whispering to him and eventually asked him to break a branch if he wanted to be our friend.* I received an immediate branch break indicating without hesitation that he wanted to be our friend.* Meanwhile, the author went hiking about a mile down the road.* On the way back, he picked up a Bigfoot that paralleled him in the woods only a few feet away.* That bigfoot followed him all the way back to camp.* We received some random branch breaks throughout the evening.* I had also been whispering to some little people that I noticed had ventured into camp.* They like humans to talk to them.* At one point in the evening, I took my lawn chair and sat is directly over and straddling a long 12 inch diameter log.* With the author sitting on his chair directly in front of me, the two little people then approached me simultaneously from opposite ends of the log and stopped at my left and right elbow.* Clicking fairly loudly during their approach and especially when they were at my elbows.* Then they both retreated back to each end of the log.* They were invisible all of the time. In the middle of the night, I noticed that the little people had gained access inside my sealed vehicle and were lightly chewing some food, but may have been merely eating say the 4th dimensional presence of that food. About 2 or 3 am, the author woke up and got out of his vehicle. He was the only one up. He noticed that a bigfoot was inside the camp and slowly moving around, but invisible. Apparently, the bigfoot was hanging around the moles tent, and was most likely evesdropping on the moles dreams.
Since most person's heads are spinning and cannot come to any real conclusions, I will do that for them.
1. The bigfoot all wanted to make contact
2. The bigfoot either acted in a friendly manner or specifically signaled that they wanted to be our friends.
3. The bigfoot wandered through camp after we were sleeping.
4. The bigfoot never appeared in our dimension
5. The little people never appeared in our dimension
6. The little people like to play simple games
7. The little people wanted to be friends with us, as indicated by their behavior.
8. The humans enjoyed the company of both the bigfoot and the little people.
9 The bigfoot and little people appeared to enjoy our company as well, as opposed to the typical gun toting camper/moron that will whip out a gun and fire it into the forest with the first hint of a strange sound. I know that for a fact, because I have been shot at on numerous occasions, when sending out bigfoot calls.
10. There is nothing dangerous about bigfoot research, except the danger from gun toting morons.
11. The bigfoot were all very polite, which is their forte'.
This is how you greatly enhance your camping experience at a camp site that otherwise had nothing going for it.