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Why is homosexuality wrong?

Marquis de Carabas said:
Wait a minute. I love licorice, too. Does that make me gay? Do I get to burn in Hell with everyone else now?
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If you chastely love licorice, you are OK. However, once you first feel the slick slide of the twist between your lips, tangling with your tongue, the last remnants of your pleasure draining down the back of your throat, you are condemned to BURN!
 
Hokulele said:
If you chastely love licorice, you are OK. However, once you first feel the slick slide of the twist between your lips, tangling with your tongue, the last remnants of your pleasure draining down the back of your throat, you are condemned to BURN!
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If it helps, I only like black licorice, not the fake stuff.
 
Marquis de Carabas said:
Yeah, it's an odd little bit of dogma. As I've had it explained to me, the mother of Jesus had to be perfect. But humans are born imperfect because of Original Sin. So Mary had to be born without it, so she had to be conceived immaculately.

OK, so maybe explained was a bit too strong a term...
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Pretty weird alright. Just like everything else about her. Like her.

What a cipher she is. She does nothing in the Bible besides hatch the Jesus egg; says 0, in every religious painting she never has any real expression except adoration or concern -- she's the original Stepford Wife; Walt Disney's "The Virgin Mary"; a barely-animated cartoon, yet she's idolized.

Ooo, the Virgin Mary: the only gal to ever get knocked up without so much as a howdoyado; neat trick, Martha, do you do weddings and bar mitzvahs?

Then the whole "sex is bad unless it's between man and wife for procreation and even then it's still pretty bad so just get it over with eh quick and let's never talk about it again" 'tude... seems crowned and cued by her. (thxxx, Mayr)

So 2000 years later our mary-luvin' xtians feel obliged to remind everyone who's enjoying sex that they really shouldn't be, especially gays -- "gay" = "happy" sex? -- whose masculine convections have the poor VM so confused she's taken to haunting grilled cheese sandwiches.

And another thing, where's that asshat tag for when someone goes off on another pointless anti-religious rant anyways? Sheesh! Ahh, never mind, what we really need now is a nice glow-in-the-dark ball gag, racing saddle, 1 lb. licorice and a time machine; to reset a few priorities. FSM, the FlyingSpaghettiMary, now there's an icon! (pretty hot screensaver, too.) :)
 
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I admit that when I was a child and forced to watch Catholic masses I kinda had a crunch on some Mary images. Nicely sculpted feet...

Way better looking than the BDSM male icons.
 
This thread has become the best ever. <3
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It would appear XenonII is stepping down his activity level, too. Now I'll have to rely on FSTDT for my daily dose of fundamentalism.

:(
 
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XenonII said:
You are confusing same-sex attraction with homosexuality. God says that those that experience same-sex attraction have a depraved mind, but we are all born with a sinful nature. For some that sinful nature is same sex attraction. We should however aim to rise above our sinful natures and live righteously. It is homosexuality, a choice to engage in sodomy with a member of ones own sex, that is the sin that is condemned in the Bible and declared an abomination not same-sex attraction disorder. Those that suffer from a serious mental illness that impairs their ability to function normally within society, like the homosexual, should not be discriminated against and no one is suggesting they should. These people need help and encouragement to leave the destructive lifestyle of homosexuality so they can function within society as normal productive human beings.
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Slightly reverse thinking here.

If Gays are not denigrated and discriminated against, then they can live a normal life.
It is the discrimination of homophobes as yourself that impair their lives. Not the fact of being Gay.

Gay souls are created by God the same way all souls are created.
You show disrespect to God and His works by discriminating against His souls without any clear reference to any moral tenet except the Bible says so.

Put the brain in gear.

Regards
DL
 
Homosexuality is a abominable sin worthy of death and unless they repent of that wickedness they will burn in hell for it. Same fate as anyone who is in open rebellion of God's commandments by calling an evil lifestyle "great". Romans 1:32 says that anyone that approves of that behaviour is as bad as they are and deserves the same fate.
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Those that suffer from a serious mental illness that impairs their ability to function normally within society, like the homosexual, should not be discriminated against and no one is suggesting they should.
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Hoo-kay. 'I believe gays should be sent to Hell while non-gays go to Heaven. But I'm against discrimination'. And 'Buttseks is an abominable sin worthy of death [...] I'm perfectly fine with teh buttseks since it's just acting out a mental illness'.

Horrific abomination worthy of death --> Mental illness
Hell --> No discrimination
No gay marriage --> No discrimination

We're gaining ground, people:D!
 
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Safe-Keeper said:
It would appear XenonII is stepping down his activity level, too. Now I'll have to rely on FSTDT for my daily dose of fundamentalism.

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I think he is just a troll, when this thread dies down he will post more really strange statements.

He is already pro the decriminalization of spoucal rape and not bothered by slavery, what next?
 
ponderingturtle said:
He is already pro the decriminalization of spoucal rape and not bothered by slavery, what next?
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I wonder what he thinks of torturing prisoners? I'm thinking he might enjoy both the series 24 and some other types of propaganda like the False News Network.

We could ask him WWJT.
 
FSM said:
Details:

20 feet of stout rope,
Five gay guys (We called it the Nickle Defense and everyone wore shoulder pads and helmets and nothing else...),
My ear, my big toe, my left nostril and a toothpick,
Twenty footballs,
Thirteen vats of EVIL lubricant,
A purple glow-in-the-dark ball gag,

and

some licorice. Black.



See? Still a virgin.
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I don't know... I'm going to have to wait for XenonII to weigh in on this one before I form my opinion.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil was the lubricant?
 
I wonder what he thinks of torturing prisoners?
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Oh, he doesn't 'think' about torturing prisoners. He only obeys God when God says, countless times throughout the Old Testament, that various kinds of evils are perfectly OK.
 
Safe-Keeper said:
Oh, he doesn't 'think' about torturing prisoners. He only obeys God when God says, countless times throughout the Old Testament, that various kinds of evils are perfectly OK.
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Well, of course if he's really biblical in his ideas, there would be few if any prisoners to torture. The proper godly way to deal with prisoners is to massacre them, along with all their male children, dogs, livestock and everything else that "pisseth against a wall," and then to take all the women and girls as slaves and prostitutes for the soldiers. Oh, and don't forget to burn their cities to the ground, too. God doesn't like loose ends.
 
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