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Why is homosexuality wrong?

FSM said:
he wants to be Stephen's Peach. But not my Sweetheart.
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Maybe he wants to be my slave. He has already confessed to the fact that he sees nothing wrong with slavery. I'm not sure though, he seems a bit uppity, not really good slave material. He might have to be taught a few hard lessons.

Colossians 3:22-24 – "Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to win their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord. Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men, since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving."

So from now on when I yell "Work it gurl" to XenonII, I want action right away. Hot, beefy man on man action. The rules say that he has to do whatever I say!
 
FSM said:
Proof postive right here, ladies and gentlemen:

I (a girl, a zombie girl, but still) was NOT allowed to call Xenon "Sweetheart"...

HOWEVER, the lovely and penultimate Stephen called our dear friend "Peaches" and absolutely no rebuke.

Clearly,

Clearly,

he wants to be Stephen's Peach. But not my Sweetheart.


I am bereft.
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Nope.

He wants a master, a dominator. Jesus in leather and latex, holding him by a thick silver chain (piercings are distributed according to each ones' imagination) ordering "BOW BEFORE ME!"

I don't think you two will do, since you are too kind. Of course, maybe behind closed doors things change...

OK, I'm going to Hell for writing such heresy, blasphemy, whatever. Bah, so what? Just thinking of it, according to some, would do the trick.

OT digression: Am I the only one who gets the impression that some Catholic churces have a strong BDSM touch, with all those blood-dripping icons and the ever present "OBEY" preaching?
 
I don't know how may times you have to be told that sodomy is sinful and therefore not ok? Sodomy includes ANY unnatural sexual act and that certainly covers the devilish "lesbian" lifestyle.
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400+ species engage in homosexuality. We've been through this already, in this very thread. I actually believe I've showed you this very movie in this very thread, when I think about it:boggled:.


[Cue XenonII asking what on Earth homosexuality being natural or not matters (again), even though he was the one who brought the subject up]
 
So, homosexuality occurs naturally in nature, yet it's not "natural"? Because Xenon said so? :boggled:
 
Correa Neto said:
He wants a master, a dominator. Jesus in leather and latex, holding him by a thick silver chain (piercings are distributed according to each ones' imagination) ordering "BOW BEFORE ME!"
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Silver is so expensive though. I think I'd have to go with stainless steel, maybe some good quality 312. You do want a very strong metal for the chains so that your slave does not escape. Silver is very ductile besides being precious, so a very persistent slave, say one that insists on creating his own definitions for words, might be able to get away.

He could change the definition of silver to one that more closely resembled tissue paper, then rend his bindings and run away. You know how XenonII has the power to alter reality through semantic manipulations based on pejorative preconceived notions about human nature.
 
So, homosexuality occurs naturally in nature, yet it's not "natural"?
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It usually goes something like this:

1. Homophobe: WTF, homosexuality is wrong!! It's not natural!!111
2. Me or someone else: Er, yes it is, check out [pull from abundant evidence]!
3. Homophobe [apparently having forgotten all about #1]: What does on Earth does that matter?! Homosexuality can be natural and still be wrong! What's your point?! Etc. etc. etc.

It's held true so far. Let's call it The Safekeeper's law and see if it ends up on the Wiki:p.

ETA: Oh, and my point was that I don't think we can expect an explanation of this from XenonII. Now that I've carried out #2 with my YouTube video, he'll skip to #3 and be flabbergasted as to why on Earth I bring the argument of naturalness into the mix. You just wait.
 
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DoubtingStephen said:
Silver is so expensive though. I think I'd have to go with stainless steel, maybe some good quality 312. You do want a very strong metal for the chains so that your slave does not escape. Silver is very ductile besides being precious, so a very persistent slave, say one that insists on creating his own definitions for words, might be able to get away.

He could change the definition of silver to one that more closely resembled tissue paper, then rend his bindings and run away. You know how XenonII has the power to alter reality through semantic manipulations based on pejorative preconceived notions about human nature.
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He, easy to see I'm not very well versed in BDSM stuff...

But I don't think he would want to escape Jesus the Dominator.
"Oh Lord, punish me for my sins!"
"Oh Lord, I bow before your flaming sword!!!"

Silver might just do the trick... Its Jesus we're talking about here. Why keep it cheap? Not to mention Jesus might harden silver...
 
Male homosexuality is wrong because it's icky. Female homosexuality is sometimes o.k. if the parties involved are (all three) attractive.
 
cloudshipsrule said:
Male homosexuality is wrong because it's icky. Female homosexuality is sometimes o.k. if the parties involved are (all three) attractive.
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WRONG!!!

Male homosexuality is great, anything that can improve my relative standing in the competition for women is a good thing. Female homosexuality is a bad thing as it removes potential women from the pool being competed over.

Think of it as the best way to maximize your personal chances.
 
Xenon, do you send your female family members out of the house when they have their period? Do you not let them back until they have sacrificed two turtles or two pigeons, one as a burnt offering and the other as a sin offering? (Lev 15:19-30)

Ever wear a linen-wool blend garment? (Lev 19:19)

Does your church allow handicapped people? (Lev 21:17-23)
 
LostAngeles said:
Xenon, do you send your female family members out of the house when they have their period? Do you not let them back until they have sacrificed two turtles or two pigeons, one as a burnt offering and the other as a sin offering? (Lev 15:19-30)
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I will make it known to menstruating women, that I am likely larger than you and will not put up with sacrifice.
 
LostAngeles said:
Xenon, do you send your female family members out of the house when they have their period? Do you not let them back until they have sacrificed two turtles or two pigeons, one as a burnt offering and the other as a sin offering? (Lev 15:19-30)

Ever wear a linen-wool blend garment? (Lev 19:19)

Does your church allow handicapped people? (Lev 21:17-23)
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Those rules don't count any more because.... OH MY ED! LOOK OVER THERE! Um, sorry, what were we talking about?
 
I wonder if the heroes of the Bible always kept to the straight and narrow? I thinketh not. :nope:

Take the Holy Ghost for example. That randy old phantom really got around y'know. Quite a rep. And not for delicate foreplay. I wouldn't be surprised if he plumped Mary up the wazoo, just to set the mood, before the immaculate conception. And how about poor Joseph? His cajones would have been glowing like uranium waiting for his crack at the "virgin". Don't you figure Mary, being a good wife and all, would have found some other... avenue... to ease his pain? :halo:
 
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