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Why is homosexuality wrong?

Ian Osborne said:
Maybe it's just a phase we're going through?
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It's natural to do some experimenting. Eventually you'll try it with a same gender partner and all the heterosexual fantasies will just fade away.

Still I'll admit that straight people do add some value to the universe, for example by producing more gay people.

When I were a wee lad I did make some efforts to cure some of my straight friends, especially Ricky. I really wanted to cure him of his heterosexuality.
 
FSM said:
So again, and I can't say this enough, you will all rot in hell.
:):):)
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You only wish it would happen, so you could eat our rotting flesh.

And I bet you'd eat the flesh of women as well as men, you... you... you.... uh.... zombie lover you!!

ETA: I just LOVE it when a post directly contradicts my sig.... :halo:
 
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hcmom said:
You only wish it would happen, so you could eat our rotting flesh.

And I bet you'd eat the flesh of women as well as men, you... you... you.... uh.... zombie lover you!!
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Wait, is FSM male or female? :o
 
DoubtingStephen said:
In honor of the many fine straight people here, and because we realize they can't help being straight, even though they try to be fashionable, we offer this modified I'm Straight graphic.

I'm just uploading it, I'm not coming out as a straight person! please don't go starting any rumors.
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I'm skeptical of the straight smiley. He's got some sort of schmutz around his mouth.
 
Lonewulf said:
Wait, is FSM male or female? :o
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She's female. I have no idea really about her sexual preferences, but if she's unsure, I'd be glad to help.

Actually, we could help each other, since I haven't participated in this thread long enough to have actually caught gayness yet, but I'm certainly willing to try.
 
hcmom said:
She's female. I have no idea really about her sexual preferences, but if she's unsure, I'd be glad to help.

Actually, we could help each other, since I haven't participated in this thread long enough to have actually caught gayness yet, but I'm certainly willing to try.
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I request data from this inevitable scientific experiment, especially in the form of visual images.

For scientific purposes, of course.
 
FSM's gender is spaghetti. And OY you should see what I can do with my noodly appendages...Since I am, well, a god, I designed my own noodles, so I get to say that they are intended to do ANYTHING I want with them.

You guys should get a load of my al dente noodliness. Once you've had pasta, it's ALL you want to tasta. (Yeah, I know...I know...)
 
Ali said:
It's so obvious!!!
Arse is for defecation not for sex:
If you can't see that then you need your brain examined.
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Must resist urge to parody in song... no one likes a smartass... cheap laffs add nothing to debate... more Socrates, less Weird Al... I, I, I... just too easy... can't resist... FSM preserve us:

[To the tune "The Yellow Rose of Texas"]

O the arse is made for pooping
The truth is plain to see
If your spirits have been drooping
Just listen to Ali
It seems he has been snooping
Doing proctology
He's got his head so far up his arse he's a rectum PhD

For the Bible clearly tells us
In His image we were made
God's arsehole is a real plus
For pooping it's just great
But what really makes some jealous
Is the idea it's okay
To use your hole for a romp on a knoll or a roll in the hay

Don't you know that God became flesh
To show us flesh is sin
"Thine arseholes and dicks don't mesh!"
The Sermon on Mountin'?
"Now come on bend over Judas
You're about to get filled in
You've a sweet behind and I don't mind if it's kosher or goyim"

So come on out all you fundies
Christ's sakes deep six the woo
Get your head outta others' undies
They don't care who you screw
"Unto others," they say on Sundays
"Do as they do to you"
So please butt out of our butts you *****ing pervs and we'll do the same to you! :):):)
 
blobru said:
Must resist urge to parody in song... no one likes a smartass... cheap laffs add nothing to debate... more Socrates, less Weird Al... I, I, I...
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Wow, dude. You were drifting into a slight hangup there, you know.

Good thing I'm not troubled by a conscience.



:p
 
Marquis de Carabas said:
That a man is sexually attracted to other men does not require that he engage in anal intercourse.
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True and he is not a homosexual until he engages in sodomy, in the same way that someone may be tempted to steal but they are not a thief until they have commited the criminal act of theft. Homosexuality is a choice just like any other immoral behavior.
 
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XenonII said:
True and he is not a homosexual until he engages in sodomy in the same way that someone may be temted to steal, but they are not a thief until they have commited the criminal act of theft. Homosexuality is a choice just like commiting any other immoral behavior.
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Much like being judgmental, mean-spirited and holier-than-thou is just a harmless personality defect until someone decides to throw some mighty big stones in an online forum. THEN it's a sin.

BTW I still call troll.

Wait... Xenon said oral was A-OK?

HEY EVERYBODY! Xenon said oral was okay! Everyone back in the pool!

Pshew. I thought I was damned to hell there for a minute until I was absolved by Xenon, God's right hand man.
 
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Psiload said:
I try to adhere to God's word, I really do, but, sometimes, it's just so difficult. Take, for instance, my slaves. I try to treat them well, as the Holy Bible commands, but sometimes they get so shiftless and uppity. I'm sore tempted to beat them, but I don't want to damn my soul to eternal torment. Maybe I should just sell them all down the river... rid myself of the temptation to sin.

But then who would do my s#!t work?
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Why would you damn you soul to eternal torment for following the Bible? The Bible condones slavery and even goes into explicit details of how slaves are to be treated. It's living a homo lifestyle and refusing to repent of such wickedness that will damn the soul to enternal punishment in hell not slave ownership! :eek:
 
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